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About Me

I'm Hillis.

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My Interests

I enjoy Mocking, Insulting, Ridiculing, Satiring, Debating, Blustering, Joking, Doubting, Questioning, Taunting, and that that sustains life: Sleeping, Shitting, Fucking, and Eating.

I'd like to meet:

Nobody, I guess. I'm open to meet anybody, and then hate/love accordingly.

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Music:

Dead Kennedys, Oasis, NOFX, Anal Cunt, Police, Beatles, Misfits, N.W.A., Johnny Cash...way too many to list, really.

Movies:

Bubba Ho-Tep, Sin City, Predator, Ghandi, Big Lewbowski, Anchorman, Old School, Manhunter, Kung Fu Hustle, Omg Bak, Anything with Jean Claude Van Damme or Carl Weathers or Morgan Freeman or Robert Duvalle, First Blood, Cannibal! The Musical, Orgasmo, To Kill a Mockingbird, and a whole shit load more I may add later.

Television:

Married With Children
M*A*S*H
The Shield
The A-Team
The Adventures of Pete and Pete
Gilmore Girls
Arrested Development
South Park
Salute Your Shorts
Curb Your Enthusiam
Seinfeld

...and few, few others.

Books:

WrestleCrap: The Very Worst of Professional Wrestling
The Death of WCW
Silence of the Lambs
Red Dragon
Different Seasons
The Green Mile
Primary Colors
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, On the Campaign Trail '72, etc...
Screw Jack
Pure Dynamite
Mick Foley's books
George Carlin's books
Godfather
1984
Animal Farm
America: The Book
Casino Royale
Live and Let Die
Moonraker
Diamonds Are Forever
From Russia, With Love
Dr. No
Goldfinger
For Your Eyes Only
Thunderball
The Spy Who Loved Me
On Her Majesty's Secret Service
You Only Live Twice
The Man With the Golden Gun
Octopussy and the Living Daylights
Kingdom of Fear
Hell's Angels
I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
First Blood

...a shit load more.

Heroes:

Children are our REAL Heroes. Oh, and Mike Tyson.

My Blog

Read here if you wonder why I never write you back

Quick note; as the title suggests, for some reason Myspace won't let me comment, message, hell half the time even view the majority of myspaces I've tried, which includes some messages I've gotten fro...
Posted by Hillis on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 07:45:00 PST

FUCK YOU, BELLSOUTH, HA!

NEWS!-----------------No Internet:Well, I have been internet-less since early Tuesday, February 6th because I forgot to pay the bill. I did so immediately, oh I'd say around 11 I was watching the edit...
Posted by Hillis on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:41:00 PST

memoirs from a mime

I'm right, you're wrong, fuck you dumb motherfuckers.A lot of people have stupid, untrue conspiracy theories over everything from 9/11 to JFK, but the truth is that all of those are wrong; the same pe...
Posted by Hillis on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 11:01:00 PST

TID-BITS FOR THE TIMID BITCH

Well, here are some of the things on my mind this week:BOWL CANCER (YEAH!)Tuesday night I was eating a delicious Flying Saucer (a Publix bakery cinnamon covered thing, that's flat or some shit, I don'...
Posted by Hillis on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 10:43:00 PST

2007 Hall of Fame Nominees Part Deux

And now, the exciting conclusion:RANDY SAVAGEThe Macho Man, I really believe, even moreso than Hulk Hogan (and that'll explain his answer later, FORESHADOWING) and even The Rock, brought more people i...
Posted by Hillis on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 10:14:00 PST

THE WWE HALL OF FAME 2007 NOMINEES

Yeah, that's right, that's what I'm gonna write about, you dicks. So what? As a little kid to 2002, I was a huge hardcore wrestling fan, and even though I don't watch any of the current televised prod...
Posted by Hillis on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:40:00 PST

The 25 best Videogame Songs Ever

Because a friend of mine, who shall remain nameless, was running his fat ugly mouth about how superior he is in "videogame music knowledge" which I say, as Col. Potter would say, "Cow Cookies." It mea...
Posted by Hillis on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 11:23:00 PST

here you go, you greedy little shits

Well, I decided to do a new one of these. Mostly because I'm shocked at the amount of views you people do to read these fucking things. 18 today, EIGHT-FUCKING-TEEN TODAY, that's a lot when I haven't ...
Posted by Hillis on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 07:46:00 PST

2006 YEAR IN REVIEW

This has been one hell of a year, quite possibly the best year of my entire life with the exception of 1993, 1994, and 1995. Because of this, I have decided to try my damndest to remember the best, th...
Posted by Hillis on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 09:00:00 PST

SCHOOL DAYS MEMORIES VOL. 3

ASIAN EXCHANGE STUDENTSShortly after that whole wrestling show/egging incident, I got to know the three asian exchange students we had that semester. They were from average to ugly, despite their asia...
Posted by Hillis on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 11:15:00 PST