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About Me

EVERYTHING GOES PEAR SHAPED. "Since Alice had never received any religious instruction, and since she had led a blameless life, she never thought of her awful luck as being anything but accidents in a very busy place. Good for her.""All persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental." -Kurt VonnegutYou pretty much dont get cooler than this. ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION!!!!!Please leave me sexually charged comments!!!!I spend alot of time in my room watching bad movies and listening to bad music. I drink more than I should. Work less than I should. I dont eat very healthy. I smoke from 5 to 10 cigerettes a day. Im 28 but look and act more like an 18 to 20 year old. I dont live with my parents. One thing I got going for me I guess. I am the guy that takes the joke to far. I am the guy at the party that gets way to drunk and goes around yelling nonsense after taking all my clothes off and eating all the condiments from the fridge. I have class and style. I call retarded people retards because they are retarded, if you have a problem with that then you have something against retards. my aim is firewalkwithme79 if you ever want to make fun of me or anything.My stance on fauxhawks - "it's pretty pathetic and sad that you are such a stupid asshole that you can't even commit to a real mohawk, like a regular asshole"

My Interests

I like unicorns. BLUEBERRY/STRAWBERRY MILK DRINK IN A SODA CAN!

I'd like to meet:

A woman with a vagina. People that watch Jag, Walker Texas Ranger or Real World/Road Rules Challenge....so I can beat them to death. I'd like to meet Carrot Top. Have you seen him with his shirt off? RIPPED I would like to meet the cast of Full House. John Stamos in particular. I would really like to meet DRAGONFORCE. I would like to meet Patrick Swayze but only if it were on the set of Dirty Dancing right after he and Jennifer Grey did the water/lift/dance thing ...........and Sarah Vowell Clea DuVall Rachel Ray

Music:

I hate music. I dont want to listen to your dumb ass band. You knowing people in bands doesnt impress me. I dont care what band of the momment you pretend to like...

Movies:

Don't send a lame Starring You! eCard . Try JibJab Sendables !Obscure indie movies that will make you think im artsy. Shazzam,Blue Chips,Steel,Gummo,Kids,Julian Donkey Boy,all ...of the living dead movies, The Gate,Head of the family,Basket Case 2 and 3,28 days later,bleeders,troll 1 and 2,ghollies 1 and 2,critters 1-4,sling blade,chairman of the board,lotr,home alone 1 and 2,raising arizona,big lebowski,blood simple,hudsucker proxy,the man who wasnt there,oh brother where art thou,evil dead trilogy,dead alive,sixteen candles,weird science,breakfast club,short circuit 1 and 2,boyz in the hood,kill bill vol 1 and 2,

Television:

Full house, family matters, the kinife guy on qvc, MR SHOW,24

Books:

Anything i can color in. Vonnegut(slaughter house 5),William s. Burroughs(naked lunch),Stephen King (the dark tower),jeff noon(verdt),piers anthony(incantations series),robert jordan (the wheel of time),LOTR trilogy,S.E Hinton (the outsiders) ,Of Mice and Men, Bradbury, a brave new world, lullaby any book that points out how sad pathetic and disposable the entire human population is (including myself)

Heroes:

Dan RyanDavid Cross

My Blog

9/11 conspiracy movies...

...are fucking stupid. 9/11 was used falsely to start wars and to push agendas. Is that not evil enough as it is? Why would our government blow up a building that was an integral part of our financial...
Posted by TURN THAT FROWN INSIDE OUT on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 08:11:00 PST

Doc Brown was an asshole!!!!!

I sit and think about retarded stuff....If anyone ever figured out how to move forward or backwards in time even a second the time traveler would be fucked. The earth moves around the sun at like 70,0...
Posted by TURN THAT FROWN INSIDE OUT on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 02:05:00 PST

Ch..Ch..Ch.Ch..Changes

I have never really taken anything serious my whole life. I have never really sat down and thought about how I am wasting my life away one day at a time. I sit around. I smoke pot. I get drunk. I do a...
Posted by TURN THAT FROWN INSIDE OUT on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 10:30:00 PST

Spiderman 3

Boycott Spiderman 3.Here are a bunch of valid reasons to do so.http://i-mockery.com/minimocks/spiderman3-merch/Not mentioned is Spiderman 3 the soda and Spiderman 3 the Pringles.If you have kids dont ...
Posted by TURN THAT FROWN INSIDE OUT on Wed, 02 May 2007 07:55:00 PST

movies suck

I am so fucking sick of people giving me shit everytime I state my opinion of a movie. I am not sorry that I expect a movie to be original and to have some kind of character development and a plot dev...
Posted by TURN THAT FROWN INSIDE OUT on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 09:02:00 PST

Kicking a little something for the girls.

fill out my survey....... 1. Do you realize that guys only pretend to be intrested in what you like or think because they want to cram their fingers and dicks into your pussy? 2. Are you original beca...
Posted by TURN THAT FROWN INSIDE OUT on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 02:33:00 PST

It's SURVEY TIME OMGZ

Fuck you and your surveys. I dont give a shit if you are currently wearing shoes or if you just drank a Diet Coke (we all know you weigh 600 pounds so drinking a fuck diet soda isnt gonna change anyth...
Posted by TURN THAT FROWN INSIDE OUT on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 02:38:00 PST

Even your mirror is fat.

Dear Fat Girls, Stop taking freestyle pictures so people can't tell you are fat. NOTICE TO FAT GIRLS: We know you are fat, either accept it and go on or lose weight!!!! I have noth...
Posted by TURN THAT FROWN INSIDE OUT on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fuck you and the tight girl pants you wore in here!

I am so sick of all you sissy fucking guys taking your dumb artistic black and white pictures of you laying on the floor or in a bed or something just as gay looking like you are strung out on smack w...
Posted by TURN THAT FROWN INSIDE OUT on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

STOP PRETENDING YOU LIKE HOCKEY

To anyone that didnt watch hockey a month ago and now you are running around spitting out stats on hockey players and yelling "TAMPA BAY" (way to fucking state where you are from dipshit) I extend a g...
Posted by TURN THAT FROWN INSIDE OUT on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST