everything you might need to know about me is in my about me blog.
what do you look like? A mix Between Cary Grant and Mr. Ed
hair color? the color of a rich mahogany on an expertly hand crafted guitar vibrating even without being plucked, shimmering light on the world around me.
eye color? dark blue on the outside fading to light blue towards the center, and if you look deep enough you can see your future
race? sure, I will race anyone on a pogo stick
do you wear makeup? only when I am doing my impression of hitchcock proposing to cary grant before they started shooting North bi northwest
what does your hair look like? like a thousand horses running into the ocean while the sun sets on the west coast, and as the water rises in the air off the hooves of each magnificent stallion the light gleaming through the droplets make them appear to be diamonds filled with fire, untill the sun completly sets, or untill the horces stop running in the ocean whichever comes first. I have never really seen a horse run through the ocean, only on tv have I seen this, I wonder if a horse would be inclined to run through the ocean if there were no people around directing it to do so?
lips big/small? pouty puppy dog lips, just not so big or pouty, I do however have dog breath....just on my lips though?
((lets be real)) /guys.. what inch are you?/girls.. what size are them tites? my true calling should have been a late seventies early eighties porn.......director?
pick one
pink or blue? blue
phone or aim? phone, rotary dial, wit seperate mouth and speaker
GUNIT or Murder INC.? all of those dancing boy band groups sound the same whether it be murder inc or n sync you pick
mall or movies? movies, but never a movie in a mall
chocolate or vanilla? I like those snickers ice cream bars they're very tasty
abercrombie&fitch or rocawear? I only wear red leather jackets with small spandex tights
clothes or shoes I like to wear both, but if I had to pick one I would pick clothes
follower or leader? I think I m being followed right now
rap or rock? rap opera
50 cent or like...everyone else? uuuuuummmmmmmm confused
heels or flats? stan smiths do they have heels?
jordans or GUNIT? stan smith's?
method man or redman? m e n t h o l maaann, I like menthol cough drops..they're tasty, I like to take one while enjoying an extremly hot bath, and drinking a crisp scotch and soda on the rocks while listening to an indian chants cd?....I think thats the correct answer?
favorites
color? optic yellow
movie? uhf you seen that one?
song? bottleneck blues, by skinny white alt musicians
hobbie? failed at all of them
music video? michel gondry's around the world (daft punk)hands up, no wait hands down
singer/rapper? Shatner, taking singing where it's never gone before. boldly? creativly..? like taking a vacation in a war zone.
part of the opposite gender's body? face, neck, line of the back, hips............tit's n ass yeah!
magazine or book? reading hurts my head. I like pictures
About you
full name Alexander L Alexander, call me Alextwo, or whatever you like, just call me I'm lonly and need some live phone action
birthday today
height 5'9"
weight I have not seen a scale for a while but last I checked 155 15/16
label..prep, jock, geek, thug, hoe, troublemaker, diva, bitch, ect. divabitchthughoe and jock
what are you wearing right now? the preppiest gangsta jumpsuit I could find in short notice. no worries I look fantastic, it's soft pink and light blue, with a big eyed puppy dog on the back
descibe your room the cleanest stuco dog house you will ever see. it needs a bed, or maybe just a couch, and a few hoes, and a new shower curtain, and a white and gold grand piano. when I describe my house it seems so empty, lacking the essentials every house needs. like a robot dog
favorite show Home movies
what color are your toenails/finger nails blue with little butterflies fluttering away from a recently pollinated flower flying off into the future that awaits them.....most likly my windshield
what is on your background? it is as empty as my mind.
do you like someone? yes lots of people
if yes who? you
have you shot a gun? not today or yesterday, I dont remember maybe when I got really drunk and my family disappeared
have you killed someone? I think I ran over a mouse last night I didnt really get to know him, I didnt stop either he might be dead
have you gone to jail? to many time to count, what fun
have you gotten arrested? no never I just like visiting jails
have you kissed the same gender as yours? all signs point to yes, not today though
do you agree wit sex before marriage? I agree wit sex before marriage,after marriage, and during the ceremony that is if it's ok with the groom
what is in your cd player right now? fsol, chemical bros, goldfrapp, iron & wine, prodigy, and beastie boys
what time do you wake up for school in the morning? I am the wrong age for this survey
are you racist? only towards the closest members of my family
are you athiest? agnostic
when your in the bath what do you do to pass the time? hmmm, play with the rubber ducky?
what do you sleep in? the box this computer came in
how long does it take you to get ready in the morning? the rest of the day
what color is your bed spread? it is a lovely color of cardboard and now, dog shit brown
how many pilliows do you have I am currently using one dead dog
did you ever have a blankie or a stuff animal? you might say stuff animal
if yes, did it have a name? what was it? I dont have a clue what its name was I called it shithead
what do you WANT pierced? someone else
what kind of tatoo do you want if you want on? and where do you want it? one of cher singing to the sailors covering my entire ass
what posters are on your walls? I really hope there arent any, there were no posters when I last saw my apartment
how many times a week do you take a shower? it has been a short week
gay marriage yes or no? yes, untill I run for office my answer will be yes
what word do you used the most? looking oveer this survey it would seem that I use the word I more than I use any other word
are you a fast typer? this survey has taken me weeks to complete
do you have a kid? oh god no little evil pissants
if yes, how many and what are their names? there were two I threw out of the house for pissing everywhere, I think their names were ...........??? hmmmm... well.. their names bastard now ha ha ha
if no, how many do you want and and what do you want their names to be? lots bring the little shit heads on I name them napoleon, Theodore, and adolph
do you even want kids??? did I just answer this question
are you gay/lez? after I date a few more lesbians I will give you an answer
do you have zits on your face? no! if I do there is to much makeup covering them
are you a hairy person? ever see the show harry and the hendersons, did you think harry was sexy?
what do you put on your food the most (sauce) louisiana
are you flexible only my fingers
what would you call your skin conplexion? the color of thick molasses driping onto a piece of plain white paper, I am the color you see right before the two meet.
how many pairs of clothes do you have in your closet? full of salvation army rejects
how many pairs of shoes do you have in your closet? 10
how many hats do you have in your closet? just one and he said he was going to come out to his parents real soon
was this quiz fun? was it fun for you
are you glad your done wit it? now I can go on with the rest of my life
whats one thing you would change about yourself? currently the color of my toe nails, I am thinking pink panther pink
whats one thing guys/girls seem most attracted to you? my ability to finish surveys
do you like hot chocolate? yes, very much so
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