About Me
Painter www.limitedaddictiongallery.com www.coreyhelfordgallery.com www.varnishfineart.com www.copronason.com .... I Feel that this section would be best expressed, by displaying some of my pet pieves, and please...do be upset at me, i've been getting lots of messges from people pissed at me because they some how fit into these so-called catagories. I dont really care that much, but come on, everyone has their annoyances and basic things that bug em'. Don't make me explain myself and justify them to you....if your in there somewhere just take it as a joke...just because your a white guy with blond dreads playing bongo drums, listening to emo while you put on some eyeliner, with your flash tattoo ladden arm..just accept your station in life and and dig deep, I mean really dig...because I know, I know in my heart there is a sense of humor somewhere in there deep inside, next to spot reserved for emo, and pachuli......Number one.....people that take themselves too seriously, bongo drums, hippies in general, people that make up their own lingo, "thats Hot", blond girls, having to repeat myself, hypocrondriacs, EMO...oh man EMO, MTV, people that play the guitar out of nowhere, hip hop kids, drunk nieghbors that jump off my balcony, people that drink my booze without asking, waking up early, chewing with your mouth open, bad breath, euro trash, LA trash, Bro-ski's, big trucks, east coast accents (except for jersey cause that shit is hilarious), white rastafari's, also have to mention in conjunction with that, would be white guys with Dreads, neat freaks, my friend ingrid, art show groupies, Orange county...in general, people who lie, people that wear flip-flops 24 fuckin 7, pussies, suave club dudes, miniature mustaches, nagging, all the new bands that just came out with "the" in front (minus a handful), guys that wear make-up ( WHAT THE FUCK? ), coors light, girls with high pitched voices (im mean really high), Flash Tatoos (Nautical stars, swallows, sailor jerry, all that bullshit that makes everyone look the same, get a custom tattoo) Biters and Toys, FUBU, Sean John, dudes that wanna be rappers/ R&B performers combined with ethnocentricty, people stuck in their high school days and cant let it go, Guys with pony tails..minus somoans and other pacific islander cultures, if your not pac Islander snip that mother fucker off, attention whores, Vegans, Vegas, Flocks of girls that, when they all get together, sound like a bunch of chickens, oh! girls that dance with each other to turn on suave club dudes and in combination with that girls that make out with each other for the same reasons, if your a lesbian, fine, but dont do it to get attention, that just makes you look slutty.............. and I'm sure there is plenty more I'll add later....By the way, Im taking off the HTML comments, they are great, but making me dizzy.....so dont bother, it will just show up as code, and then i have to erase it anyways, Thanks
ALSO....ATTENTION BANDS....seriously, I like the kind of music I like, don't try to get me to add your band because of some mild, obscure connection you might think you have to some of my personal favorite stuff.....also, dont bother to add me if your not going to want me to make your album art or something of that nature....I'm not a billboard, and I won't advertise for you. You dont work for free, so why would you expect me to. cool? cool. I love you.
