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Mr Nervil NerverBurger

Fuck You Fuckers

About Me

..LETS SEE LETS SEE ABOUT ME.... HMMM WELL I AM VERY VERY WELL ADJUSTED (AND I DONT CARE WHAT ANY OTHER FUCKERS SAY ABOUT IT!) SO WHAT I TAKE DRUGS TO CONTROL MY FREAK OUT PROBLEMS I HAVE CALLED FOCAL MOTOR SEIZURES... SOUNDS KIND OF COOL TO ME LIKE I AM SOME SORT OF RACE CAR! I AM A OVERLY HANDSOME CAT WHO LOVES AND I SAY THAT SARCASTICALLY DOING TRICKS FOR FOOD. NAH TRICKS IS ALL RIGHT IT MAKES MY MOMMY CLAP HER HANDS AND LAUGH SO THAT IS NICE TO SEE.... HMMM I LOVE EATING THINGS I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO AND THEN MY MOM AND DAD HAVE TO RUSH ME TO THE HOSPITAL TO SEE IF I AM OK. I GO CRAZY FOR PLANTS AND CHEESECAKE AND SALAD AND THINGS I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT BUT I SOMETIMES AM ABLE TO SNEAK A BITE WHEN MY MOM AND DAD AREN'T LOOKING WHICH PISSES ME OFF CAUSE ITS NOT VERY OFTEN. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WHO IS A STUFFED LAMB DOLL THE SAME SIZE AS ME I CARRY HER AROUND THE HOUSE THOUGH SHE IS NOT MY FAVORITE TTHING TO CARRY AROUND WITH ME .... THAT WOULD BE MY TOY GLOVE! IT HAS FINGYS THAT LOOK LIKE ANIMALS! I ATTACK THA SHIT OUT OF IT! I GOTTA GO SLEEP OR SOMETHING I AM BORED OF THIS GAY ASS SHIT! IN SHORT ABOUT ME= AWESOME!!!!!!//HIDE EXTENDED NETWORK, MOVE UP ABOUT ME//

My Interests

EATING | SLEEPING | FLIRTING WITH OUTDOOR CATS | TAKING DRUGS |EATING | HUMPING BLANKETS AND DOLLS | DOING TRICKS FOR FOOD | ANGIE AND LYLES TOES | GETTING WET IN THE SHOWER | GOING BONKERS | WAKING UP MY PARENTS | BIRD WATCHING | EATING NON FOOD ITEMS CUZ YOU NEVER KNOW IT MIGHT BE TASTY |PUKING | ROLLING OVER ON COMMAND FOR FOOD OF COURSE | WAVING HI ON COMMAND, AGAIN FOR THE FOR MENTIONED TREATS | SLEEPING | LOOKING GOOD | FIGHTING | BITING | GROWLING | SNACKYS! SNACKYS! SNACKYS! I WANT MORE FUCKING SNACKYS!!!

I'd like to meet:

FAT BIRDS AND FAT CATS! A HUMONGUS GIGANTIC SNACKY AND A GIANT TOE! AND NOBODY ELSE ONLY THE ONES MY MOM KNOWS FOR REAL ^____^ PLEASE DONT SEND ME REQUESTS IF I OR MY MOMS DONT REALLY KNOW YOU! Unless you are a cat ,a bird, or a bunny ^____^

Music:

CAT STEVENS | CAT POWER | ANDREW BIRD | MODEST MOUSE | BIRD ON A WIRE BY LEONARD COHEN |WOLF PARADE THEY AINT CATS,BIRDS OR MICE BUT THEY SURE ARE GOOD.

Movies:

THE BIRDS!

Television:

POKEMON | HAMTARO | ANIMAL PLANET | GARFIELD CARTOONS

Books:

BOOKS ARE FOR SUCKERS!

Heroes:

I WOULD SAY MORRIS THE CAT ... THAT SONS A BITCH IS ALWAYS GETTING FOOD! THOUGH HE IS MORE A RIVAL THAN A HERO! GIVE ME SOME SNACKYS!!!!!

My Blog

SUNDAY DRIVERS IS ME IN THE NEXT ROAD YOU VISIT LIFE LIVER WITH GIBLETS YUM

THE TOONCES ONE IS FOR CINDY>>>> EVEN THOUGH YOU DONT LOVE ME!!!!!!! YOU"LL LEARN ONE DAY OH HOW YOU"LL LEARN!!!!!...
Posted by Mr Nervil NerverBurger on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 08:46:00 PST

OUTTASITE PARASITE!

MY SHITS CAN MAKE YA MEAN OR MY SHITS CAN TURN YOU INTO A DREAM!! FACT!!!!ALL YOU BOYS WHO TOUCH MY POO WILL TURN INTO AN ANGRY FISTED YELLING SACK OF HATE AND FOR ALL YOU LADIES OUT THERE WHO TOUCH M...
Posted by Mr Nervil NerverBurger on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 09:48:00 PST

oops i did it again...

today I ate a whole plant I wasn't supposed to cuz I am smart and opened up a door to the plant room that is usually kept shut but they cant keep that shit from me oh hell no!!! and then to top it off...
Posted by Mr Nervil NerverBurger on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 09:10:00 PST

ITS NOT ALWAYS ABOUT THE SNACKIES... WHO AM I KIDDIN HELL YEAH IT IS!

GO LOOK AT MY MOMS NEW STORE & BUY STUFF SO SHE HAS $$$$ TO GET ME FANCY TREATS!!! DONT YOU WANT ME TO EAT DONT YOU!!!!????THIS IS WHAT SHE HAD TO SAY: An April Fool is me..Online Art Shop and Another...
Posted by Mr Nervil NerverBurger on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 09:52:00 PST

PET FOOD RECALL - THIE BLOG HAS A SAFE FOOD LIST...CUZ I GOTTA EATS!!!!

PET FOOD RECALL - THIE BLOG HAS A SAFE FOOD LIST...http://petsitusa.com/blog/?p=210I hope all my animal comrades are safe! BEware they are talking of hard food now being suspect as well.^___^ o ...
Posted by Mr Nervil NerverBurger on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 08:19:00 PST

Shits Fucked...

Is all I'm sayin'
Posted by Mr Nervil NerverBurger on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 01:16:00 PST