S.H.A.T.F.A.Q (Semi-Honest Answers To Frequently Asked Questions)
Q: I can't find any information on you, where should i look?
A: Through my window in a creepy manner. If that doesnt work, there is very little info about me online, but here is one recent INTERVIEW FOR THE CITRUS REPORT
Q: That's not enough info, how about some basic stuff?
A: You mean boring stuff?
Q: I don't think it's boring if I don't already know it.
A: I guess you're right. Go.
Q: What kind of materials do you use?
A: Mostly pen and inks, some watercolors and dyes. Rarely some gouache, I'm trying to use more materials, like acrylics, oils, latex, etc. I use sumi ink for a lot of my brush-ink work, and pilot hi-tek pens and whatever i can get my hands on for detailed stuff on paper.
If I'm doing stuff intended for reproduction, like CD covers, ads, etc, I use pen and ink, and then do a lot of coloring digitally, combining separate scanned layers of washes with actual digital painting, mainly because it allows for editing and it reproduces perfectly.
Q: What brushes do you use with your ink?
A: Windsor Newton Series 7 brushes.
Q: Did you go to art school?
A: No, I always wanted to but couldn't afford it and wasn't confident enough to get a student loan. Too scary.
Q: Who influences you?
A: Short answer: Everyone and everything. Long answer: I guess it really depends on the time of my life I am in. I am getting influenced by new people every day, but the constant influences from the past 15 years are modern artists / illustrators that include Sam Kieth, Jon Wayshak, Robert Bowen, Dave Correia, Derek Hess, Jim Phillips, Greg Simkins, Gris Grimly, Jhonen Vasquez, Aaron Horkey, Dave Choe, Nate Van Dyke, John Pound, Berkeley Breathed, Tex Avery, Graham Ingles, Ralph Steadman, James Jean, Tomer Hanuka, and shit there's probably more but....
Q: Will you design me a tattoo?
A: Though I have done tattoo design in the past, right now I can not take any tattoo design commissions because I have taken on too many projects and I currently do not have time.
Q: Will you be mad if I get one of your images that you have already done tattooed on me? Do I need your permission?
A: Nope. You do not need my permission and I will not be mad. In fact, I will be honored, even if your tattoo artist crudely carves it in your chest with a roughed-up butter knife and some pilot ink mixed with blood. Actually, i prefer the latter. It's tougher. If you do get anything tattooed, please send me photos i would love to see them.
Q: What about copyrighted images like album cover stuff?
A: No, you dont need permission for that either, not from me, and not from the record label, but if you did, it would be better to NOT get permission, and then dare some weird copyright cop to come carve it off of your skin. So don't ask. Just do.
Q: Can you design my album art for my band / clothing company?
A: For any serious inquiries, please email [email protected] . If i can not do it, it is most likely due to my lack of time, not lack of interest. I really do love you. So much, in fact, I probably need a restraining order. I am probably thinking of raping you violently.
Q: Where did you grow up?
A: Under your bed.
Q: What is ZEROFRIENDS?
A: Zerofriends is a group of artists, musicians, designers, etc in which i am one of the founding members. We are mainly focused right now on apparel and high-end art reproductions (giclee prints) of a lot of my favorite art. You can purchase our clothing and prints on THE ZEROFRIENDS STORE
HERES THE DR ROMANELLI x ALEX PARDEE x HURLEY SHOW AT 181 MARTEL. Music = Cage w/ Darryl Palumbo and Jeremy Lublin, "Shoot Frank"Music = "Mr. Bellamy" by Paul McCartneyMusic = Stargate by CageMusic = Extra Extra by Z-man
Cabin Fever, Creepshow, The Thing, Night of the Creeps, Night of the Comet, Night of the ANYTHING, 12 Monkeys, Old Boy, Dead Heat, The Gate, Hostel, Halloween 3, Tales From The Crypt (TV) , LOST (TV), Street Fighter, or anything else featuring Jean Claude Van Damme and Kylie Minogue and some green guy that is totally not Blanka.
Geek Love, Hello Anatomy, Barlow's Guide To Extraterrestrials
Craola, Jon Wayshak, Eli Roth, Cage, Top-R, Jamal Duval, Aaron Horkey, The Used, Robert Bowen, Dave Correia, Rotten Cotton, Anya Leeds, Pastime, Lord Quake, Bunnywith, Sam Kieth, Gris Grimly, RU36, Adam Peterson, Taught Me, JJ Abrams, George Romero, LORDS CREW, CBS, UM, CARDBOARD CITY Bitch.