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Chadam

I'm alive.

About Me

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My Blog

FIRST OFFICIAL EXCLUSIVE CHADAM MOVIE SCREENSHOT!!!

I have been away from you guys a LOT, as you can tell by the amount of spam comments that have piled up like dirty clothes.But the reason i have been gone can be seen below!!!You guys have been here s...
Posted by Chadam on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 08:16:00 PST

The Simkin Papers, Part 20: The Collection Agencies

The virus was real.It seemed slow, but the effects were devastating.More citizens were changing. That meant that more citizens were dying. Which also lead to more citizens overreacting to unusual beha...
Posted by Chadam on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:22:00 PST

The Simkin Papers, Part 19: Pancake-Omelette

A few days later, another attack. A few days after that, another.The only thing that the attacks had in common with each other was the location. They all seemed to be within a few blocks of the zoo. A...
Posted by Chadam on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 12:43:00 PST

The Simkin Papers, Part 18: The Second Incident

The second alien "attack" took place only blocks from the first. This time, it was just as savage, but not as unexpected. An elderly woman was sitting in a folding chair at the corner of a busy inters...
Posted by Chadam on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 11:45:00 PST

The Simkin Papers, Part 17: The Alien Confusion

According to reports, that first incident happened quickly. Emma Chapman, a 30-something mother, and her husband, Frederick, were exiting a restaurant after lunch in downtown Vulture. The reports all ...
Posted by Chadam on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 01:44:00 PST

The Simkin Papers, Part 16: The First Incident

I miss her.I miss her a lot.I miss both of them.I’ve been staring at everyone since I pulled my small television out of my back pocket and watched every channel over and over again.It’s a ...
Posted by Chadam on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 08:27:00 PST

The Simkin Papers, Part 15: Like a Million Bucks

I haven't been using my new left hand too much for anything other than semi-support and sifting through bile and waterlogged chunks of collapsed and decaying organs. I noticed its lack of use because,...
Posted by Chadam on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 06:24:00 PST

The Simkin Papers, Part 14: Lucky Guts

My adrenaline gave me the jolt that I needed to get past the immediate dry heaving the moment I first touched maybe a stomach of one of the bodies and my fist SANK through the baggy skin and plunged i...
Posted by Chadam on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 12:00:00 PST

The Simkin Papers, Part 13: The Frightening

I no longer snuggle up to the mysterious crack in the bottom of the door and fantasize.I no longer thirst for the light, and beg to witness my surroundings. I am just fine in the dark.In the corner.Bl...
Posted by Chadam on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 03:17:00 PST

The Simkin Papers, Part 12: The exploding star

So, if it IS the vultures that are scratching above, then I, now, fall into the category of those who beg the winged beasts to take their lives&&and it won't be long until the roof caves in and I beco...
Posted by Chadam on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 11:46:00 PST