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"Finder's Keepers"
Giclee Print By Greg "Craola" Simkins
CLICK HERE $125
SOLD OUT
"Finder's Keepers"
By Greg "Craola" Simkins. Extremely Limited Edition Of 50.
16" x 20" Printed with Archival Inks on Acid Free Velvet Cotton Rag.
Each print is hand signed, numbered and loved by Greg Simkins.
Deep in the darkest depths of the Well,
lives a mixed up sheep who's last name is Marcel.
He dines on a diet of the of the most random things
Spiders and strawberries and gooseberry wings.
He is part of the brotherhood
known as Jeepers and Creepers
If you are able to capture him,
he's yours...
Finders Keepers.
Guilty Smurf Tee By Alex Pardee
CLICK HERE $24.00
One of my favorite paintings I have done recently is the portrait of little-known Guilty Smurf, slaughterer of his blue kin. So a couple of months ago we honored his memory with a Limited Edition print, which quickly sold out. But his memory still lives on! Forever! So it was only natural to continue his legacy and help him get the fame he always deserved by magically fusing his image on to a Zerofriends shirt, and offering it up to you on a cyberspace-platter.
Owlex Hoodie by Alex Pardee
Click here NEW $50.00
Printed on White American Apparel California Fleece Zip Hoody
"Open Sore 1" Print by Alex Pardee
$40.00 CLICK HERE
By Alex Pardee.
Limited Edition Of 200.
17"
Each print is hand signed and numbered by Alex Pardee.
"OpenSore 2" Print by Alex Pardee
$40.00 CLICK HERE
Limited Edition Of 200.
17" x 17" Printed with Archival Inks on Acid Free Fine Art Velvet Cotton Rag.
Each print is hand signed and numbered by Alex Pardee.
This print is part of the Open Sore bundle.
"Open Sore" Print Bundle by Alex Pardee
$70.00 CLICK HERE
By adding this item to your cart, you are purchasing BOTH the "OPEN SORE 1" and the "OPEN SORE 2" prints.
By Alex Pardee.
Limited Edition Of 200 of each.
Each print is 17" x 17" Printed with Archival Inks on Acid Free Velvet Cotton Rag.
Each print is hand signed and numbered by Alex Pardee.
YOU SAVE $10 BY PURCHASING THIS BUNDLE!
"Guilty Smurf" Giclee Print
by Alex Pardee
Limited Edition of 26
SOLD OUT!!!
What’s cute, blue, as tall as 3 apples, and has an extremeley checkered past? YES! Of COURSE I’m talking about Guilty Smurf! One of the most secretive and mysterious of all of the Smurfs, Guilty Smurf kept to himself the entire time all of the other Smurfs were basking in the glory of the limelight from the Saturday morning cartoon show and the popular toys. In fact, there wasn’t a single MENTION of Guilty Smurf in all of Smurf-lore until after the…incident. Envy had built up inside Guilty’s soul as he sat in the darkest mushroom apartment, silently pining for the attention and fame that the other Smurfs were getting. But he was too prideful and stubborn to join the party after they were famous. So instead…he sat. And HATED. After 6 seasons of cartoons, he couldn’t take their arrogance any longer. In one smurfy afternoon, Guilty emerged from his mushroom abode and bare-handedly slaughtered all 24 of those famous tiny blue fame-whores. And then, he did something the others could never do. He murdered Gargamel and his pet cat Azrael, too. With blood drenching his blue hands, Guilty Smurf returned to the now-quiet (and cancelled) Smurf village and slept quietly and happily forever.
ZeroFriends is celebrating the 20th anniversary of Guilty Smurf’s massacre with an extremely limited Giclee print featuring the only known portrait of Guilty Smurf, painted by Alex Pardee for the recent “Gag Me With A Toon” show @ Melt Gallery.
There are only 26 prints. One print for each Smurf that Guilty slaughtered. Each print is hand signed by Alex Pardee, numbered, and is dedicated to the loss of one of the fallen Smurf brethren.
Printed with archival inks on Velvet Rag Fine Art Paper.
The Numbered Prints and the corresponding Smurf/Victim that are available are as follows. PLEASE NO REQUESTS FOR A SPECIFIC SMURF / NUMBER. YOU WILL RECEIVE THE PRINT IN THE ORDER THAT WE RECEIVE THE PURCHASES. LIMIT ONE PER CUSTOMER. THANK YOU.
#1. Papa Smurf
#2. Lazy Smurf
#3. Handy Smurf
#4. Brainy Smurf
#5. Clumsy Smurf
#6. Tailor Smurf
#7. Farmer Smurf
#8. Dreamy Smurf
#9. Harmony Smurf
#10. Painter Smurf
#11. Hefty Smurf
#12. Vanity Smurf
#13. Jokey Smurf
#14. Smurfette
#15. Poet Smurf
#16. Grouchy Smurf
#17. Baker Smurf
#18. Greedy Smurf
#19. Baby Smurf
#20. Grandpa Smurf
#21. Nanny Smurf
#22. Clockwork Smurf
#23. Tracker Smurf
#24. Wild Smurf
#25. Gargamel
#26. Azrael
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Greg "CRAOLA" Simkins x ZEROFRIENDS

Zerofriends is proud to present a brand new limited edition Giclee print from one of our favorite artists and storytellers, Greg "Craola" SimkinsCLICK HEREBy Greg "Craola" Simkins. Extremely Limited E...
Posted by ZeroFriends Creative Collective on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:42:00 PST

Guilty Smurf Tee By Alex Pardee

Hola Everyone.Alex Pardee here.Want to wear a cute little KILLER on your chest?Now you can!One of my favorite paintings I have done recently is the portrait oflittle-known Guilty Smurf, slaughterer of...
Posted by ZeroFriends Creative Collective on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 03:37:00 PST

Print/Apparel Combo

Owlex Print and Hoodie Combo by Alex Pardee$80.00CLICK HERE TO BUYThis combo includes both the Owlex Giclee Print and the Owlex HoodieDesigned By Alex Pardee "Owlex" was the title piece of Alex's Dece...
Posted by ZeroFriends Creative Collective on Mon, 26 May 2008 02:01:00 PST

New Shirt "Slash Man"

Splash ManUpper Playground MENS T-Shirtby Alex Pardee$20.00 ...
Posted by ZeroFriends Creative Collective on Tue, 20 May 2008 10:50:00 PST

Get a Life Tour date changes

Zero Friends is Going on the "Get a Life" Tour!! We will be doing the west coast leg of the tour setting up a booth inside the Venues. Selling all of your favorite Shirts, Prints and Comics to you i...
Posted by ZeroFriends Creative Collective on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:57:00 PST

Two new Shirts @ zerofriends.com

Upper Playground 5024SF "It's Business Time" $20.00CLICK HERE TO BUYUpper Playground 5024SF "Mountain Of Walrus" $20.00CLICK HERE TO BUY ...
Posted by ZeroFriends Creative Collective on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:09:00 PST

"Guilty Smurf"

"Guilty Smurf" Giclee Printby Alex PardeeLimited Edition of 26"Guilty Smurf" Giclee Print What's cute, blue, as tall as 3 apples, and has an extremeley checkered past?YES! Of COURSE I'm talking about ...
Posted by ZeroFriends Creative Collective on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 01:46:00 PST

Zero Friends going on tour!

Zero Friends is Going on the "Get a Life" Tour!! We will be doing the west coast leg of the tour setting up a booth inside the Venues. Selling all of your favorite Shirts, Prints and Comics to you i...
Posted by ZeroFriends Creative Collective on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:10:00 PST