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TaughtMe, Topr
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"Finder's Keepers"
Giclee Print By Greg "Craola" Simkins
CLICK HERE $125
SOLD OUT
"Finder's Keepers"
By Greg "Craola" Simkins. Extremely Limited Edition Of 50.
16" x 20" Printed with Archival Inks on Acid Free Velvet Cotton Rag.
Each print is hand signed, numbered and loved by Greg Simkins.
Deep in the darkest depths of the Well,
lives a mixed up sheep who's last name is Marcel.
He dines on a diet of the of the most random things
Spiders and strawberries and gooseberry wings.
He is part of the brotherhood
known as Jeepers and Creepers
If you are able to capture him,
he's yours...
Finders Keepers.
Guilty Smurf Tee By Alex Pardee
CLICK HERE $24.00
One of my favorite paintings I have done recently is the portrait of
little-known Guilty Smurf, slaughterer of his blue kin. So a couple of
months ago we honored his memory with a Limited Edition print, which quickly
sold out. But his memory still lives on! Forever! So it was only natural to
continue his legacy and help him get the fame he always deserved by
magically fusing his image on to a Zerofriends shirt, and offering it up to
you on a cyberspace-platter.
Owlex Hoodie by Alex Pardee
Click here NEW $50.00
Printed on White American Apparel California Fleece
Zip Hoody
"Open Sore 1" Print by Alex Pardee
$40.00 CLICK HERE
By Alex Pardee.
Limited Edition Of 200.
17"
Each print is hand signed and numbered by Alex Pardee.
"OpenSore 2" Print by Alex Pardee
$40.00 CLICK HERE
Limited Edition Of 200.
17" x 17" Printed with Archival Inks on Acid Free Fine Art Velvet Cotton Rag.
Each print is hand signed and numbered by Alex Pardee.
This print is part of the Open Sore bundle.
"Open Sore" Print Bundle by Alex Pardee
$70.00 CLICK HERE
By adding this item to your cart, you are purchasing BOTH the "OPEN SORE 1" and the "OPEN SORE 2" prints.
By Alex Pardee.
Limited Edition Of 200 of each.
Each print is 17" x 17" Printed with Archival Inks on Acid Free Velvet Cotton Rag.
Each print is hand signed and numbered by Alex Pardee.
YOU SAVE $10 BY PURCHASING THIS BUNDLE!
"Guilty Smurf" Giclee Print
by Alex Pardee
Limited Edition of 26
SOLD OUT!!!
What’s cute, blue, as tall as 3 apples, and has an extremeley checkered past?
YES! Of COURSE I’m talking about Guilty Smurf!
One of the most secretive and mysterious of all of the Smurfs, Guilty Smurf kept to himself the entire time all of the other Smurfs were basking in the glory of the limelight from the Saturday morning cartoon show and the popular toys. In fact, there wasn’t a single MENTION of Guilty Smurf in all of Smurf-lore until after the…incident.
Envy had built up inside Guilty’s soul as he sat in the darkest mushroom apartment, silently pining for the attention and fame that the other Smurfs were getting. But he was too prideful and stubborn to join the party after they were famous.
So instead…he sat. And HATED.
After 6 seasons of cartoons, he couldn’t take their arrogance any longer.
In one smurfy afternoon, Guilty emerged from his mushroom abode and bare-handedly slaughtered all 24 of those famous tiny blue fame-whores.
And then, he did something the others could never do.
He murdered Gargamel and his pet cat Azrael, too.
With blood drenching his blue hands, Guilty Smurf returned to the now-quiet (and cancelled) Smurf village and slept quietly and happily forever.
ZeroFriends is celebrating the 20th anniversary of Guilty Smurf’s massacre with an extremely limited Giclee print featuring the only known portrait of Guilty Smurf, painted by Alex Pardee for the recent “Gag Me With A Toon†show @ Melt Gallery.
There are only 26 prints. One print for each Smurf that Guilty slaughtered.
Each print is hand signed by Alex Pardee, numbered, and is dedicated to the loss of one of the fallen Smurf brethren.
Printed with archival inks on Velvet Rag Fine Art Paper.
The Numbered Prints and the corresponding Smurf/Victim that are available are as follows. PLEASE NO REQUESTS FOR A SPECIFIC SMURF / NUMBER. YOU WILL RECEIVE THE PRINT IN THE ORDER THAT WE RECEIVE THE PURCHASES. LIMIT ONE PER CUSTOMER. THANK YOU.
#1. Papa Smurf
#2. Lazy Smurf
#3. Handy Smurf
#4. Brainy Smurf
#5. Clumsy Smurf
#6. Tailor Smurf
#7. Farmer Smurf
#8. Dreamy Smurf
#9. Harmony Smurf
#10. Painter Smurf
#11. Hefty Smurf
#12. Vanity Smurf
#13. Jokey Smurf
#14. Smurfette
#15. Poet Smurf
#16. Grouchy Smurf
#17. Baker Smurf
#18. Greedy Smurf
#19. Baby Smurf
#20. Grandpa Smurf
#21. Nanny Smurf
#22. Clockwork Smurf
#23. Tracker Smurf
#24. Wild Smurf
#25. Gargamel
#26. Azrael
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