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About Me

I am bad when I go to the ice cream shop. Being there, seeing all the different flavors to choose from, makes it really hard for me. Because I know no matter what decision I make I will always wish that I had chose a different flavor. Not because the flavor I got isnt good, but because I made the choice, and now I cant have that other ice cream and I am stuck with the choice I made. With all those other choices right there for me to look at. So what do I do? I spend hours just sampling every flavor in the ice cream shop. Those small little bites that are suppose to just tease you into chosing a flavor are all I need. After Ive had enough of those small bites I can leave. I can leave and I can go to the grocery store. I can walk to the ice cream section and I can buy a gallon of the ice cream I always buy. Nothing fancy. No rainbow colors or chocolate chips. no bubble gum pieces or rock hard mints. Ill take my plain ice cream home with me and Ill stay outta that ice cream shop until the gallon is gone.
I WROTE A BOOK. YOU CAN READ SOME OF IT IN MY BLOGS.

My Interests

nothing. piled on nothing. floating in the sky. attached to a kite. blowin in the breeze. looking down and judging everything it sees. strangers. creeps. geeks. has-been's. wanna-be's. judges. jury's. liars. cheats and thieves. babies makin' babies. c-section scars. radiation suits. lego maniacs. heart throbs. dirty old men. scandalous young girls. nothing piled on nothing. floating in the sky. attached to a kite. blowin in the breeze looking down and judging everything it sees.

I'd like to meet:

"I would rather entertain and hope that people learned something than educate people and hope they were entertained." -Walt Disney
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss
those two people are my heroes.

Music:

Gods Revolver. Taughtme. Lovedigit.

Movies:

Perfume: The Story of a Murderer. Punch Drunk Love. Magnolia. Boogie Nights. Sicko. Iraq in Fragments. Eternal Sunshine For a Spotless Mind. Science of Sleep. Dr. Strangelove. I Heart Huckabee's. One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest. Requiem For a Dream. The Fountain. Full Metal Jacket. Secret of Nimh. Goonies. Willow. Clash of the Titans. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. American Beauty. Road To Perdition. Lawrence of Arabia. Gone With the Wind. Reign Over Me. Traffic. Three Kings. Cat Soup. Old Boy. Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance. Angel-A. Run Lola Run. Amelie. City of the Lost Children. A Very Long Engagement. Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas. The Jerk. The Exorcist. Almost Famous. 2001 Space Odyssey. The Abyss. Dog Day Afternoon. Raging Bull. Kill Bill. Grindhouse. Pulp Fiction. Reservoir Dogs. Rushmore. The Royal Tenenbaums. The Life Aquatic. The Squid and The Whale. The Shining. Block Party. Wet Hot American Summer. Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Risky Business. Say Anything. High Fidelity. Into the Wild. Superbad. Knocked Up. Pursuit of Happyness.

Television:

Our flood will come in radiowaves.

Books:

The Unbearable Lightness of Being. Oh, All The Places Youll Go. The Giver. Cannery Row. TimeQuake. To Kill A Mockingbird. Kingdom of Fear.

Heroes:

My Blog

Until I Get Back From Alaska.

Ill take a barrel of Cheryl and Nicholas Stone I spend time with Eli and Logan at home. Andreas and Christine made beautiful Sadie they were the first of my friends to start having babies "Jon Larsen ...
Posted by Kalvin Floats On Moonbeams on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:09:00 PST

Theres Something You Should Know About Me.

I sank the Titanic.I killed all the Mayans and the Incans as well.I told China that they needed TibetI sold the devil his property in Hell. Im why Picasso went crazy.Im why the Beatles broke upIm...
Posted by Kalvin Floats On Moonbeams on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:25:00 PST

I Am A Kid

When I was a kid the world was so big that the moon was my friend because we were always so close.When I was a kid the world was so big that every gutter was a river that could wash me away.When I was...
Posted by Kalvin Floats On Moonbeams on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:39:00 PST

A Wake Up Song. From the Book.

every little mistake that I make feels just like an earthquake that makes me shiver and shake as my solid ground starts to break. every wrong note that I hit turns my world into shit and Im so sick of...
Posted by Kalvin Floats On Moonbeams on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 05:06:00 PST

me and my money.

Dont give me a dollar. Dont even give me a cent. Because I will spend it all up and wont know where my money went. I have a hole in my pocket and the money just falls out it's all gone as soon as I ge...
Posted by Kalvin Floats On Moonbeams on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 10:10:00 PST

Get Ready.

I pass through the glass faster than fast and all I see is the color of blood I cover my face like it will save my life and when I hit the ground all I hear is a THUD! and I float outta my body to see...
Posted by Kalvin Floats On Moonbeams on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 07:10:00 PST

Mozy On.

and our carriage turned into a pumpkin. and the flowers just wilted and died. the sun has gone down and it aint comin back theres no use to fight it... I promise, I've tried. and the night seems to la...
Posted by Kalvin Floats On Moonbeams on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 06:22:00 PST

Upside-Down. From The Book.

Today was a day just like all the restMy dishes were dirty, my room was a messThen something came and turned things aroundThey got turned so much my whole worlds upside downSo now the ceilings a mess ...
Posted by Kalvin Floats On Moonbeams on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 01:51:00 PST

Some Folks. From the book.

Well, some folks they got their heroin, some folks they got their girlsome folks cant seem to find their thing, so they just wander around the worldand look and search both high and lowuntil they&rsqu...
Posted by Kalvin Floats On Moonbeams on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:58:00 PST

What I cant do.

I could turn the world on. I could make mountains float in the air if you wanted. Do you want it? you should want it. You should be here. I could turn the world on. but I cant make you do anything. I ...
Posted by Kalvin Floats On Moonbeams on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:01:00 PST