i really really like people with weak immune systems, transparent pinky mice like skin, that are looking up while lookin down (sexy style) and have cauliflower-nipples from wrestling too much. i like to think about what people would look like wearing my underwear. i want to have a surgery where i become a siamese twin with someone (preferably mommydaddy), i like when people go missing. i like when lance bass has been out of the spotlight for 3 years and decideds he needs to announce that he is gay. i like monkeys, marsupials, and mammaries. i love getting letters from crazy women that think i am their x husband, though i have never met them.
I'd like to meet:
i would like to meet jennifer peterson. aparently she is my x-wife and she claims we have two daughters together. she sent me this letter. i only date illiterate girls.
Music:
besides the yodeling and hand fluteness of kevin or the native american chants conjured up by cheryl i enjoy: blake's beautiful voice, the swamp holes, colby smiff da rapper, blonde redhead, the loveletter band, low, radiohead, form of rocket, modest mouse, bjork, imogen heap, rufus wainwright, coco rosie, bonnie prince billy, a whisper in the noise, antony and the johnsons, the arcade fire, beck, ben folds, love digit, blur, bobby birdman, bright eyes, built to spill, fiona apple, and so many so many so many more.
Movies:
royal tenenbaums, life aquatic, rushmore, bottle rocket, (long live lord anderson), the squid and the whale, anything by the coen brothers, city of god, american beauty, visitor Q, irreversible, me and you and everyone we know, the aviator, harold and maude, run ronnie run, dancer in the dark, dogville, stroszek, anything by werner herzog, the matador, kiss kiss bang bang, capote, millions, anything by danny boyle, many of tim burton's films, stanley kubrick's films minus eyes wide shut, team america, baseketball, orgazmo, cannibal holocaust, boa vs python, pterodactyl (even though i think they should have named it pTERRORdactyl), punch drunk love, boogie nights, i heart huckabees, house of yes (god, i love parker posey), waiting for guffman, spinal tap, best in show, a mighty wind, all of christopher guest's films, stand by me, amelie (audrey tautou is beauty in the form a person), requiem for a dream, pi, closer (even though it makes me want to die instead of dating), fight club, seven, twelve monkeys, and 1,000,000 more titles i have decided to omit because there are way too many amazing films.
Television:
i don't watch much tv, i mainly download episodes of shows that i like which include: south park, arrested development, aqua teen hunger force, old sea lab before captain murphy died. anything on the discovery channel.
Books:
the unbearable lightness of being, catcher in the rye or anything by JD Salinger, choke, fight club, the great divorce, screwtape letters, fear street, goosebumps, scary stories to tell in the dark, sideways stories from wayside school, naked (david sedaris is amazing), heartbreaking work of staggering genius, they shall know our velocity, how we are hungry (dave eggers is phenomenal), ham on rye, bukowski's poetry.
Heroes:
alex paree for drawing, blake for singing. quinn for axe-ing. jeph for low ending, cw for mustaching. cheryl for gang banging. kevin for spell casting. austen for being a cartoon. mark for 7-11ing. Aron Ralston (that guy that cut his own arm off while hiking, i think he did it for fun, i haven't finished reading the article about him yet) for aputating. hulk holgan for maniacing, patrick swAIDSzey for road housing, "magic" johnson for sans AIDSing (seriously, curing aids is probably the best magic trick ever. i would like to see david blaine do that). Dave for nerding. myself for me-ing,
