aaheeeem! (clearing my throat) |
I would like to apologize to all of my friends and those who I consider to be my family. I am NOT quiting Slam Poetry. I would have better luck with quitting smoking....or....whiskey....or....BBQ! I w... Posted by Kosher (the Oklahomeboy) on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 07:56:00 PST |
New song |
These are the lyrics to my latest song.
enjoy.
I treat Microphones like a microscope, analytical.
I step in the booth and eat beats like cereal.
Man it's getting' critical, so turn up your ste... Posted by Kosher (the Oklahomeboy) on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 06:17:00 PST |
STEP YOUR MUTHA FUCKIN GAME UP!!! Part 2! |
OK.....so lets go back through the steps that you will most likely need to perform: 1.) Start a REAL Company and have it REGISTERED.2.) Get your TAX I.D. Numbers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!3.) Get a COMPANY ... Posted by Kosher (the Oklahomeboy) on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 11:11:00 PST |
STEP YOUR MUTHA FUCKIN GAME UP!!!! |
This is the first myspace.com column that Official Entertainment L.L.C. has ever produced for information purposes. This bulletin was intended for artists who do not know exactly how to get where they... Posted by Kosher (the Oklahomeboy) on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:31:00 PST |
Newest poem. |
This is my latest piece. It is called "Midnight Walker".
(Sings): "She goes out walkin'...after midnight...out in the moon ligt...just like she
&n... Posted by Kosher (the Oklahomeboy) on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 05:48:00 PST |
OY VEY! |
I usually don't complain much, but when I do, it's a wild bitching that makes an audience cringe. So I will try and keep it to a minimum.
I am un-employed because school is out and I am a substi... Posted by Kosher (the Oklahomeboy) on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 08:47:00 PST |
Poetry Slam. |
I slammed with this poem last night and then I performed it front of the class I was teaching today. I must say that I am getting much love for this piece and I am looking forward to writting another ... Posted by Kosher (the Oklahomeboy) on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 05:06:00 PST |
My one and only Fucking Sonnet! |
Survey Girl
"Would you like to take a survey?"
"If you do, you get two free downloads."
I reply, "I don't think so today,
but maybe tomorrow."
She rebuttles, "I only need one more to meet my quota
f... Posted by Kosher (the Oklahomeboy) on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 11:11:00 PST |
I'll settle for Demi-deity. |
If I were Assistant G-D.
I was watching Bruce Almighty a few months ago and I got to thinking&"What if I were Assistant G-D?"
Well, if I were, things would have to change, and become funny.
For insta... Posted by Kosher (the Oklahomeboy) on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 11:07:00 PST |
Poetic Spelling Bee. |
"Do you want me to spell it out for you?"
It seems more people these days get HIV
more than their G.E.D.'s or degrees times t-h-r-e-e.
Maybe illiteracy is to blame,
because if you can't recit... Posted by Kosher (the Oklahomeboy) on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 10:58:00 PST |