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Kosher (the Oklahomeboy)

The Fried Chicken Kingpin

About Me

I am a poet, who is flirting with insanity. I am a hip-hop artist, who speaks in graffiti into the microphone for a chance to teach in my own way. I am a college student who is bored to death of learning shit that I already know. Did I mention that I am a former Romanian porn star? I guess I did now. Well....I am a former Romanian porn star. I am a rapper that has more raps than a double-helix. I am comic with more punchlines than George Foreman's wrinkles. I.....AM.....KOSHER
You fit in with:
Taoism
80% spiritual.
30% reason-oriented.
Your ideals mostly resemble those of the Taoist faith. Spirituality is the most important thing in your life. You strive to live by all of your ideals, and live a very intellectually focused life.
Take This Quiz at QuizGalaxy.comYou most resemble Courtney Love
You love to go out and have a good time. You are more concerned with your own pleasure than that of others. Some may call you self-centered, but hey, you only live once right?
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com Your walk is:
Pirate-esque
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com You are a persistent flirt
You know that eventually with patience, your girl/guy will cave to your charms. All you have to do is be as available as possible until that day comes. You are very smart because you’ve already learned that you can have anything with just a little persistence.
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com size="+2"Kindness
Kindness is most important in a boyfriend/girlfriend. You want someone who will go through everything with you - the best moments and the worst, and all of those other moments in between. You love to be able to say anything to your partner, and have them say anything to you. You are able to be extremely close with your partner for that reason.
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Kosher --
[adjective]:
Fuzzy to the touch
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com You will be a Broadway Star
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You are all about being the center of attention. You love the spotlight. Singing, Dancing – you can do it all. You won’t have a problem making the transition to Hollywood star either.
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You will go to jail for: Starting your own cult which worships beanie babies
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com You are 66% evil
You are very evil. You are fairly practical in your evil deeds and you probably wouldn’t do anything illegal. You are more inclined to not do anything when you see that something bad is about to happen. Think Seinfeld.
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Your Sex Sign is...
You're a 22nd century lover - without any rules or hangups. You're a typical 'trysexual'... well versed in the bedroom and curious about everything you haven't tried. You give everyone you run into the most exotic sex ever.
Aquarius, you are a 22nd century sexual being. Your tastes and attitudes are totally futuristic.
You are very adventurous and curious about everything. Aquarians are the 'seekers' of the Zodiac. You aren't posessive or materialistic - and you make your own rules.
Your sexual personality is exotic and bohemian. You love to talk about sex - anywhere, anytime. You enjoy hearing about other people's sexual exploits, and you completely unshockable.
You reached sexual maturity at an early age. You have had many varied sexual relationships, and you have dabbled in just about anything - if only for the experience. Above all, you aspire to become better and better in bed. You love to be taught new sexual tricks.
You love to experiment seuxally. You have a preference for the most exotic sex positions - Hindu, Japanese, and especially Tantric.
'What is your Sex Sign?'
at QuizUniverse.com
Kosher --
[noun]:
An aphrodisiac made of cucumbers
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My Interests

Poetry, free food, free booze, lowriders, cars that work.....and more free food.

I'd like to meet:

I like to meet all poeple from all walks of life. I only surround myself with people who love life and try to live life with meaning..."http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vbXlzcGFjZW1ha W50ZW5hbmNlLmNvbS91c2VycGljcy9ncmFwaGljcy90aHVtYm5haWwvbXlzc GFjZS1waW1wcy9pODk5NDAyNjlfMzIzNTEuZ2lm" title="MySpace Graphics @ http://myspacemaintenance.com/"..If you need any video production assistance, message me. I charge by the job..not the hour like most folks. So let me know what you need and we'll get it done.

Music:

SOUL (James Brown should be his own Genre'), Hip-Hop, Jazz, Blues, Rock, Calypso, Middle Eastern, anything with drums and claps.

Movies:

Clockwork Orange, Blood in Blood out, State Property, Mi Vida Loca, American Me, Hoodlum, etc.

Television:

History Channel, Discovery Channel, HBO, and......not much else.

Books:

Now-a-days...it's porn

Heroes:

My Mother, My Father, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., Jalal al-Din Rumi, Jack Craddock, Rakim, Eric B, Nas, Kool Moe Dee, Curtis Blow,MC Ren, Lupe Fiasco, Jimi Hendrix, The Beatles (The Four Apostles of Rock), B.B.King, Joe hooker, Bobby blue Bland, Homer Simpson, and this hobo that lives on the corner of Robinson Ave. & Commerce.

My Blog

aaheeeem! (clearing my throat)

I would like to apologize to all of my friends and those who I consider to be my family. I am NOT quiting Slam Poetry. I would have better luck with quitting smoking....or....whiskey....or....BBQ! I w...
Posted by Kosher (the Oklahomeboy) on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 07:56:00 PST

New song

These are the lyrics to my latest song. enjoy.   I treat Microphones like a microscope, analytical. I step in the booth and eat beats like cereal. Man it's getting' critical, so turn up your ste...
Posted by Kosher (the Oklahomeboy) on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 06:17:00 PST

STEP YOUR MUTHA FUCKIN GAME UP!!! Part 2!

OK.....so lets go back through the steps that you will most likely need to perform: 1.) Start a REAL Company and have it REGISTERED.2.) Get your TAX I.D. Numbers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!3.) Get a COMPANY ...
Posted by Kosher (the Oklahomeboy) on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 11:11:00 PST

STEP YOUR MUTHA FUCKIN GAME UP!!!!

This is the first myspace.com column that Official Entertainment L.L.C. has ever produced for information purposes. This bulletin was intended for artists who do not know exactly how to get where they...
Posted by Kosher (the Oklahomeboy) on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:31:00 PST

Newest poem.

This is my latest piece. It is called "Midnight Walker". (Sings): "She goes out walkin'...after midnight...out in the moon ligt...just like she          &n...
Posted by Kosher (the Oklahomeboy) on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 05:48:00 PST

OY VEY!

I usually don't complain much, but when I do, it's a wild bitching that makes an audience cringe. So I will try and keep it to a minimum. I am un-employed because school is out and I am a substi...
Posted by Kosher (the Oklahomeboy) on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 08:47:00 PST

Poetry Slam.

I slammed with this poem last night and then I performed it front of the class I was teaching today. I must say that I am getting much love for this piece and I am looking forward to writting another ...
Posted by Kosher (the Oklahomeboy) on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 05:06:00 PST

My one and only Fucking Sonnet!

Survey Girl "Would you like to take a survey?" "If you do, you get two free downloads." I reply, "I don't think so today, but maybe tomorrow." She rebuttles, "I only need one more to meet my quota f...
Posted by Kosher (the Oklahomeboy) on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 11:11:00 PST

I'll settle for Demi-deity.

If I were Assistant G-D. I was watching Bruce Almighty a few months ago and I got to thinking&"What if I were Assistant G-D?" Well, if I were, things would have to change, and become funny. For insta...
Posted by Kosher (the Oklahomeboy) on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 11:07:00 PST

Poetic Spelling Bee.

"Do you want me to spell it out for you?"   It seems more people these days get HIV more than their G.E.D.'s or degrees times t-h-r-e-e. Maybe illiteracy is to blame, because if you can't recit...
Posted by Kosher (the Oklahomeboy) on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 10:58:00 PST