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About Me


My life is a CHOOSE-YOUR -OWN-ADVENTURE book.
I dodge bullets,
catch knives in my teeth,
and can hold my breath
for extended periods of time.
I run marathons without sweating.
I can see through walls
and have sex longer than Sting.
I am a World-Famous-Poet!
I have dinner with movie stars,
make hats for the pope,
I am the conspiracy
that the government is hiding.
I have my own private martial arts army
and
I am a World-Famous-Poet.
I commune with nature,
talk to dolphins,
and dance with wolves.
I know where the red fern grows.
My past is a mystery,
My future's an epic,
My sex life's a...mini-series.
I am a World-Famous-Poet!
I write selfless poems
about other people,
Give to charities,
and only borrow
what I can pay-back.
I can smell fear,
tame lions
and program a VCR.
I'm a one-man
Million Man March
and
I am a World-Famous-Poet!
I live fast,
Love hard,
and pay with checks.
Anne Landers calls me for advice.
I am the true story
the movie is based on.
Dogs love me,
criminals fear me,
and I always help mom around the house.
I am a World-Famous-Poet
You're not sure
where you know me from
but the name sounds familiar.
I AM a World-Famous-Poet
That guy over there,
he recognizes me...
REALLY!!!!
I am a world famous poet...
THE WORLD JUST DOESN'T KNOW IT YET!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

actual people who aren't trying to sell me anything

My Blog

Wednesday night reading files

Hey peeps,I got to host the poetry reading at Galileo last Wednesday!It's been a long time...and I'm a bit out of practice, but hey,I let it flow and it seemed to go well!Tapestry featured and recorde...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 13:29:00 GMT

The Veils photos

I shot a bajillion photos of the Veils this weekend...Click the image below to take a peek:
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 16:45:00 GMT

IF I had an iPod...it would be like this!

So, it's no secret that I suffer from major iPod envy!!!!However, no matter how badly I want one, there's always something missing.I've seen the various models...nano, video, shuffle, heck; even a U2 ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 10:15:00 GMT

t-shirts in yer face!

I have finally gotten around to working on my cafe press t-shirt page!I've got two pages set up, one selling products with Oklahoma poets on them (Love my local rock-stars). the page can be found at w...
Posted by on Sun, 13 May 2007 21:58:00 GMT

I'm Gobbling up Glory Bumps!

Well, the Shriekback is upon us again! (For those of you unfamiliar, get thine heathen selves to the nearest music procurement establishment and begin gobbling up all theings Shriek!)The new album, "G...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 05:27:00 GMT

Elvis Party!!!!!!!!!

Hey there MyPeeps!I wanna personally invite you all out to the big Elvis Party this Saturday!!!!There'll be food, games, music and a lot of goofiness!So, come out and Get your Elvis on!!!It'll be more...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 06:08:00 GMT

Man Hole Covers and My Future

I went in for a job interview with the FAA last week. It was one of those panel interviews where three people from the company interviewed little old me!There I sat in a tiny little room with three pe...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 09:56:00 GMT

I'm in this show...

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Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 21:52:00 GMT

BABI COOPER product release...

We are proud to introduce our latest product, the BABI COOPER!After more than 9 months in development it is ready to be revealed! click here for images and specifications on the newest addition toour...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 23:02:00 GMT

Yarrr! I be world famous Matey!!!!!

Tomorrow (Sept. 19 is Official "Talk Like a Pirate Day"To honor this most sacred of holidays, I've translated my "About me"poem from my MySpace homepage in to Pirate (a language I'm fluent in)Without ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 14:39:00 GMT