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I am a Rider of Freedom. I have Hands of Justice. I am a man without a name. I am a man with no family. And I am a man with no past.
When I met the doctor who delivered me, he told me I was born with no parents.There is nothing left of my hometown. Once called New Kansas, it was lost (like bubble gum and house music) in the Great Martian Robot Attack of ’46.But I have the animals on my side.In the town of Cydonia (the black hole of the world), I summon the animals’ strength in combat against the planet’s scum. The Sheriff Baron Klaus Rottingham insists that I’m crazy because I take the falcon as my spiritual guide. My kinship to this bird is proof that there is at least 1/1000th Apache blood raging through my veins.During the Galactic Soda Wars, which decided which corporate sponsor could claim rights to the past decade, I learned many forms of karate. The cowboys of Cydonia, with their ancient pistols, are no match for the brutality of my Tiger Style. They shudder at the power of the Two Headed Snake. They gasp at the fierce beauty of the Shaolin Bear Strike.Now I’m back to claim my woman and set this town free.I speak with my fists, and my fists speak Kung Fu.
