There are many things that can be said about me, but a few of the best and most accurate descriptions are...
Brilliant
Handsome
Incomprehensibly intelligent
Talented
Better than you
I am also one of the most social of creatures, even taking the time to occasionally leave the house in order to allow less-worthy people to bask in my abundant excellence
Which is very generous of me, considering i'm a cunt who hates everybody.
Have a nice day, peasant!
