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Ninja

My accent is real

About Me

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I come to Cydonia, where people will accept my way of living. This is where cannibals, robots, and ninjas all journey to live at peace. The Sheriff Baron Klaus Rottingham denies our existence, so we are free from law.At close look, you might say, “Hey, that not Asian man! In fact, look like Eastern European guy wearing cheap Fu Manchu moustache!” But when I talk you will hear my accent is real.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet other ninjas. Over 100 years ago, ninjas had their place in movies like Gymkata and American Ninja 3. Then when the 1980s over, ninjas replaced in culture by white man’s fascination with samurai. This was sad moment.Mostly, I would like to know why there are not more ninja bitches.

Music:

Wu Tang Clan (especially Gravel Pit music video), Paul Simon, Muse!

Movies:

Beverly Hills Ninja, American Ninja and American Ninja 2: the Confrontation, Ninja Scroll, Revenge of the Ninja, Enter the Ninja, Ninja Academy, Ninja Terminator, Ninja Checkmate, Ninja Squad, Ninja Bachelor Party (this one very funny!), The Ultimate Ninja, 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega-Mountain, The Last Ninja, Ninja Hunt, Leopard Fist Ninja, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie, Nine Deaths of the Ninja, American Ninja 5, and I think there’s a few more.

Television:

Kung Fu: The Legend Continues

Books:

The Way of the Ninja: Secret Techniques by Masaaki Hatsumi and Ben Jones

Heroes:

David Carradine, Kurt Thomas, Michael Dudikoff