KNIGHTS OF CYDONIA VIDEO:
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I run this here town. That means that the people have to listen to what I say.Here’s how my story goes: I was kicking some guy’s butt in the tavern because he didn’t like me having my way with his lady. The tavern owner tells me I have to leave, but he saw how I whooped that guy and was impressed. So I got a job kicking other people like me out of the tavern. Now I run this whole town.People say Cydonia has robots and ninjas. That’s fooey just designed by people who don’t want to pay much property value. Cydonia is a clean place, until that scumbag without a name waltzes in here. He thinks he’s above my laws, but he will soon face my wrath. He will be left to die in the desert sun, where packs of mutant cannibals will gorge the tender flesh off his bones. Then he will pay me the taxes he owes!You say I have a chip on my shoulder? Yes, it was implanted by my father Lord Zarkor, ruler of the Mongol Nation of Zeta-Two, orbiting the third Jupiterian Moon. What of it?
