Well my name ist Beeethan. I have red red hair and blue blue eyes. well more bluey-greeny-grey but lets not go into that here.
I live on the universal fault that lies underneath monmouthshire, south wales, which is gradually sucking its surroundings into a vortex of boredom never to return.
When I am king you will be first against the wall
When I am queen I will eradicate Essex for the good of the rainforests and baby's eyes
Love Your Money by Daisy Chainsaw and She's My Man by Scissor Sisters make me want to bop. They should make you want to bop too.
I once co-wrote a song about a fat girl who got stuck in a rollercoaster. It was called Muriel and had an underlying theme of the effects of Crystal Meth on the Homosexual Society of Chepstow
i was abducted by aliens at a small age, taken to the planet of qwertyuiop for a cup of tea before being dropped back home. i often go back to visit when bored which explains my frequent zone-outs.
i won a dresden dolls album and Brian said my name on the radio. he pronnounced it "beethan".
i dont have a lazy eye, but Genious resides in a lazy eye, so i am not a genious
Avril Lavigne has a Lazy Eye but she is not a Genious
I have an inexplicable talent of burning dinner
No-one does their main shop in Marks, they just go ot get their bits.
what i'm missing in worth ethic i make up in imagination.
wine is stupid when drunken in excess
i like radiohead.
i am a russian-accent-a-holic. i love it more than cheese.
I know what's going to happen in the future. I co-wrote that too, along with a musical, a movie and a Christmas Special when i was 14
My car is Named Patsy-Tbo and is wonderful and creaky
i lack realistic long term goals.
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Bethan Claire Watson --
[adjective]:
Sexually stunning
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