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Iiro

Hey, I`m your neighborhood friendly Munster!

About Me



- Riding my bike as year-round as possible and
everywhere.
- I love going to seeing live bands if I can afford.
- I am addicted to pin-up/fetish girls, my favorite
is Betty Page.
- I love animals, cooking and travel. And I usually
wear black.
- I aim for in my life to straighten up myself and
my mission is to do myself happy.
- My choice is beer but I drink very infrequently
and socially. And I do not smoke and I do not use
drugs.
- Collecting bands, movies, comics etc. stuff.
- I have two degrees and other schools/courses.
And behind different jobs.
- I have not joined the army or civil alternative
service.
- I have not ever been to married, lived with
someone woman together or in a relationship,
no child(ren).
At work in the kitchen now


My Interests

- vegan food
- music
- sports
(Asahi, Girya, skateboarding,
football (playing and watching)...)
- Martial arts
(Aikido, Tai Chi, Jujutsu, Taekwondo)
- write poetry
- drawing
- reading
- movies
- computer
- playstation/pc games
- d.i.y.


I'd like to meet:



Not sure about dating because I met sorry-ass girls.
Not sure about relationship or marriage but if...

I study Japanese language...

Some of my skele-poems in English
about life, chasing dreams etc.:
(I have in Finnish 1980-2008)

1.
Music, poetry-writing and drawing
will keeps my heart alive
sport and d.i.y. will keeps my brain clear,
vegan food will keeps my motor running

Yeah, I am punktastic,
yeah, I am trashtastic
until I die

2.
Welcome to my world in the toybox,
it’s in the street called Lollipop Lane 13
where’s punk glamoween everyday

3.
I am stuck inside this thing called life
and I wake up every morning to dig it,
start it with drinking coffee
from Motörhead cup

Hey, I am your neighbourhood friendly Munster!

4.
Who talking,
who feeling,
who walking
- masks or people?

5.
Look to the left and then to the right,
look ahead,
our mind belong to the technology,
religions and fun
-in them we trust
and they gives us the right to anything
will do

I think I need gas mask
and self-defence programming

6.
I’m re-animated corpse,
b-movie veglampire from planet punkvestite
who seeks the blood of females to pro-long life
and someone to be my Queen of Halloween
in the house of Marin’s the Addams family
in the world full of shit

Knock, knock my coffin door on my mind
or walk to me and sink your teeth into me

7.
May I find a woman wise
and her mind as freak as mine?

May I find a woman kind
who scares my pants off?

May I find a woman handy
with who d.i.y. of all kinds?

May I find a woman vegan
with who sporting?

May I find a woman love
who want to be Mrs. your
neighbourhood friendly Munster?

If not, then I walk alone

8.
I’m a kid at my heart
with “the Addams family” overture

I look young for my age
but “Frankenstein” movie with martial arts

I lives of my life like “the Calvin and Hobbes”
comic book but “Dracula” with teddy bear

Who will be that woman with brain
to match my grave?

I look forward to hearing from you
to rot and play

9.
I am a man of
dreams,
freaks,
addictions

I am a man of
doubt,
fear,
insecurity

When I think about myself,
I almost laugh myself to death

10.
Hey girl!,
do you want to have fun in my house
of vegerocktic from beyond the stars?

I riding around in my spaceship
but in fact, that is bike
and I leads a life of punkatanik
with slingshot in my hand

11.
I do not care
who hates me for it
but it is her body

I do not care
who hates me for it
but it is okay for me

That girls want to have some fun
with each other or alone
without men in sex or whatever it is

12.
It destroy minds and bodies,
it overload globe you live with

You have to be careful
when you said those 3 words
“I love you”,
that comes it from your mind
or comes it from your heart?

13.
My brain is full of web spiders
with error called Holly weird brat,
my heart is gravestone with
murderotica from outer space,
my bones is hotrod with gas of
vegan food

Do you think that I can be your
daily dose of sport & punk and roll
in the journey of your life?

14.
You won’t be able to move,
you won’t be able to scream,
you won’t be able to take
your eyes off on

Elvira, Mistress of the dark
- she’s so lovesick,
I wish she come down with me

Elvira, Mistress of the dark
- some girl somewhere who know
how to party like she does?
but I think that I have to party alone

15.
What every young girl
and what older woman
should know
in this the living dead world

I don’t want to watch TV or use drugs,
I don’t want to play video games

I just want to your love,
I just want to your aaahhh

But I have to listen to skele-tunes of
Juha “Watt” Vainio and dream about it

16.
They called me skele-punk
that life is like freak,
yeah, his world is filled with
gloom and happy sceptic
but this little boy inside of me,
he doesn’t want it any other way

I don’t want to be here
in your roTurku and roll around o’clock,
I don’t want to be here
in your Finn hell

It’s no mystery why I’m in misery

17.
There’s the doorbell ringing
should I open it?,
should I be scared?

It’s only one day for everyone,
it’s Halloween night
but in my life,
it’s everyday for me

18.
On spooky Halloween night
when children go out to say “ trick or treat”
to get some candy to brighten up their night

I wonder is there somewhere
Lady Pervira of the Dark
who will light up my heart?

19.
Whenever I see a girl
who get my mind
to state of cyberockticpunk

It makes me wonder
if she would like to have tea
or coffee or ... and cookies with me?

And it makes me wonder
if she thinking about “flowers and tied up”?,
it makes me wonder
if she looking for a fairy tale in love-o-box
that goes like vroom room?

20.
I don’t know how some people
can live without it:
music = life

21.
How I wish I was banana or carrot
and get eaten everyday,
to stick someone’s woman fingers anytime,
gave her very much pleasure and health

22.
Every girl I ever wanted
and every girl I ever crushed

there’s four-letter word
and it goes like this:

Fuck, fuck the feelings I feel or felt for her

Every girl I ever talked
and every girl I ever know

there’s four-letter word
and it goes like this:

Fuck, fuck the disorders I have

23.
This is,
this is punk and roll poem for you woman:

Never say I love you
if it comes from your mind,
never talk about your feelings
if you don’t know your bones,
never hold my hand
if you are going to stab my back later

Never think about me
if you see me thing,
never look into my eyes
if all you do is lie from your heart,
never say hi
if you really mean that you want me dead

Music:

Punk, Rock, Ska, Metal, Goth, Surf, Industrial, Blues, Reggae, Japan traditional...

Motörhead * Voivod * Misfits * AC/DC *
Ramones * Black Sabbath * Iggy Pop *
Napalm Death * Alice Cooper * Doom *
Terveet Kädet * Subhumans * Kreator *
Smack * Hanoi Rocks * Discharge *
Mötley Crüe * Crass * The Cramps *
Murderdolls * Pelle Miljoona * Kaaos *
Nina Hagen * Sigue Sigue Sputnik *
Stone * Sex Pistols * Conflict * Cure *
New York Dolls * Rob Zombie * Rattus *
Elvis Presley * The Sweet * Bad News *
The Sisters Of Mercy * Bathory *
Type O Negative * Robert Johnson *
KISS * Stray Cats * Sabrina Salerno *
Juha "Watt" Vainion Pahojen poikien
laulut * Ministry * Led Zeppelin *
Nuclear Assault * Sielun Veljet * Blondie *
Eddie Cochran * Bob Marley * Kuolema *
Exploited * Genitorturers * Link Wray *
Twisted Sister * Plasmatics * Kinks *
Judast Priest * Adam And The Ants *
Amebix * Danzig * The Dogs DAmour *
Dead Kennedys * Entombed * Oi Polloi *
Zodiac Mindwarp and The Love Reaction *
Extreme Noise Terror * Health Hazard *
Resist And Exist * Battle Of Disarm *
Marc Bolan and T.Rex * and many more...


Movies:

Some of my favorite:

The Nightmare Before Christmas
Bride Corpse
The Munsters
Dracula
Evil Dead 1-3
Crow
Blade Runner
Frankenstein
Godzilla
Anime...

Some of my favorite actors:

Maila Nurmi
Marilyn Monroe
Jayne Mansfield
Elvira
Michelle Yeoh
Bela Lugosi
Bruce Lee
Jackie Chan...

Some of my favorite directors:

Ed Wood
Russ Meyer
John Waters
George A.Romero...

Television:

I do not watch very much tv but when I do:

Headbangers Ball
Documentary...

Some of my favorite tv-series:

The Addams Family
The Munsters
The Young Ones
Futurama
Beavis and Butt-head
The Simpsons
Star Trek
X-Files...

Books:

Some of my favorite writers/poets:

Charles Bukowski
Philip K.Dick
Raymond Chandler
Arthur Rimbaud...

Some of my favorite comics:

Neil Gaiman
Jill Thompson
Lise-Nemi
Bill Waterson-The Calvin and Hobbes
Ave Koskela-Hemmo Paskiainen
Jhonen Vasquez-JTHM
Roman Dirge-Lenore
Frank Miller
Dracula
Vampirella
Lobo
Spider-man
Eric Stanton
Marvel
Manga...