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CRACKWHORE turku

"In my space making friends"

About Me

In the beginning of 21st century two realms of Monotonics and Siamese Aunt was devastated. Three badly injured geezers left standing in the ruins. Tab, Rain and Swartfaust still had a slight flame of rock´n`roll crusade burning in their soul. They fought their way to DitchHill Mansion and conjured up some tunes to get back alive again. Wizard named T.Roy showed up and guided them up some spiritual levels. They knew it was just preparing for a new war to come. As they wandered through the darkened streets of Turku, appeared the figure of Enzo. He became their first swordman. Then came the Day in spring 2002. In the twilight of Shadow Bar they witnessed a first glorious victory with another attackers called Spiha and Superchrist. After a period of serious and hard struggle in good and bad they were enough skilled and went to alchemist Danil in Pansio Redhouse. Came back with laserdisc called "A Huge Cock". Continuous cruel crusading finally made Enzo´s presence very weak. Now they had to go as a trio. Another visit to Redhouse produced the compact disc this time named "Horny". Threewise combatting around the nation made them think again... ...just in time of total exhaustion arrived their answer. New first swordman T.P.Nu dared to come down inside the Cave of SoapCentrum and it didn´t break the spell. Now they are planning the last episode for their Disc Trilogy along with some fights to coming in... ...


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Member Since: 1/6/2007
Band Website: personal.inet.fi/surf/crackwhore
Band Members: Reign Slow (vocals, guitars), Taboulature Overdrive (bass, vocals), Swartfaust El Diabolous (drums), Steve McClean (Lead guitars).
Influences: Six-song rock'n roll devastation out now! Available@Iki-Pop record store,Turku or contact [email protected] for mail order.
Sounds Like: Hellacopters on acid
Record Label: CrackwhoreRecords
Type of Label: None

My Blog

gig on saturday and special edition for sale from our upcoming cd-r ep

Jee!On totta, että tulevana lauantaina tulee sellaaset rock'n roll- peijjaaset, notta nääs, ku Mondo Bizarro ja Psychostars ja meikämannet kapuaa lavalle! Ja on totta myös, että me ollaan mixattu päät...
Posted by CRACKWHORE turku on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:29:00 PST

Studiovisiitin pojanpoikanen

Joo. totta!Poijat on nyt sit taas menos studioon. Tarkotuksena saada purkkiin täysin pränikät kuusi uutta biisiä. Ja suoraan teitille meijän kuuntelijoille(joillekin katselijoillekin, heh!,tietty) yri...
Posted by CRACKWHORE turku on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 07:19:00 PST

We the fuck are going to studio!

Yes it's true!!!The geezers are going to studio! April 13th we' re gonna start the fucking hell-raising lil' bit timing in the rock'n'roll history. We supposed to get in the groove with our brand new ...
Posted by CRACKWHORE turku on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 06:52:00 PST