Eating tape ~ eating tuna ~ eating treats ~ eating cardboard ~ pooping outside the box ~ throwing up on the carpet while my butt is on the tile ~ chewing on Q-tips ~ chewing on straws ~ chewing on string ~ snuggling my mama ~ catching bugs ~ being outside (with supervision of course) ~ sitting in boxes ~ sitting on plastic bags ~ sitting on anything new ~ leaving fur everywhere ~ taking paw-fuls of litter and throwing it on the floor ~ drinking from the tap ~ sleeping ~ yelling ~ talking ~ purring ~ chirping ~ growling ~ catnip ~ ear scratches ~ chin scratches ~ tummy rubs ~ spankings (you heard me right) ~ making out with mama’s flip flops ~ making my mama laugh
I'd like to meet:
My father. He knocked my cat mom up and left. Jerk.
"The reason cats climb is so that they can look down on almost every other animal... it's also the reason they hate birds." - KC Buffington
Television:
I'm not much for watching TV, but I love to lay on top of it.
Books:
Looking After Your Human, by W.Hiskers. It's a well written description of how to treat your people and to make them give you stuff.
Heroes:
Humans who are nice to animals and who treat us with the respect we deserve. We have feelings and souls and need to be loved unconditionally.
