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About Me

I'm a cat. I'm little and fat. I was born June 19, 1996. I'm old and cross-eyed. I love my mom . My little brother, Mister Meowgi , is a big jerk. He bites me all the time. And you, stay away from my catnip, or I will bite you. I hate that I've been put on a diet with light food. Give me my chicken & rice flavor! But a diet might not be so bad if it means I will be able to lick my own butt again. I have claws and I really enjoy scratching at the carpet and the furniture and people. I sound like a dustbuster when I growl. I like to sit in the bathtub. (Empty, of course!) I like to stare at lights. I love looking out the window, but I don't want to go outside; the world is a lot bigger than I am.

My Interests

Sleeping, napping, dozing, snoozing

I'd like to meet:

Hello Kitty, Morris, Garfield, Heathcliff, Bill, Felix, the Cat in the Hat, Cheshire cat

Music:

Fancypuss McLitter, The Stray Cats, Cat Stevens, Cat Power

Movies:

I can't watch movies, they last longer than I can stay awake.

Television:

I watch PBS when the 'rents are away.

Books:

Anything I can lay on.

Heroes:

Are you talking about a hero sandwich, aka sub, hoagie, or grinder?

My Blog

Survey about me!

A Survey for Pets!What type of pet are you?catWhat is your name?PudgeWhat other nicknames do you have?Boobala, Le Porge, Pudge-WudgeWhat is your favorite treat?anything I can eat!What would your owner...
Posted by Pudge on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 09:00:00 PST

10?

My birthday is soon. I'll be 10! Mom said she'll get me a cake. I requested tuna icing. Mom also said she'd have a party. It will be nice to bite some other people! Oh but my stupid little brother ha...
Posted by Pudge on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 09:22:00 PST

No wonder I have been so grumpy.

Mom took me to the doctor's today. After clawing the arm of some lady, the next thing I knew I was sleepy and then I woke up and now I feel drunk. Mom tells me I have a UTI and an ear infection and I ...
Posted by Pudge on Tue, 23 May 2006 03:27:00 PST