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Adventures of Mystics and Merrymakers

The Adventures of Mystics & Merrymakers - The medieval comedy thats a must read

About Me

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Myspace LayoutsThe Adventures of Mystics & Merrymakers© book idea was conceived in mid 2004 by Aussie Maree Agland and later joined by partners in mischief; Martha Jette, Rachel Crance & Jane Hemenway from Canada & America, and incredible Aussie illustrator & artist Jessica Everington from Enchanted Australia Castle(owned by Maree Agland)
Characters were based on particular characters of people on international business networking website Ryze http://www.ryze.com and their strange traits and personalities that blend together to make awesome characters for a book. They were introduced into a bawdy medieval slap stick novel that has already caused interest from movie directors and publishers long before finished as well as many Ryze members who are dying to know if they are featured in some way. We guarantee you, everyone on that network will identify with one character or another! Next book will be MySpace members as characters.
"A medieval comedy that will leave you rolling in the isles with it's bawdy irreverence and slap stick comedy".
The synopsis for the book went out to potential movie directors five months ago as a joke to see who would bite. So far four major producers have requested first read of the script as well as an independent producer.
Wizards, dragons, ghosts, vampire, Underlords©, goblins, hobgoblins, trolls, knights, ladies, wenches, flying pegasus, Merlin, leprechauns, singing mushrooms, wicked faeries, witches, minstrels, kings and queens of the realms. Sylphs, gnomes, pixies and more who bless the Enchanted Forest with their presence!
Come with us on a journey into a magical world that once was the most exciting era of our time. Sit by the stream and watch the trout swimming majestically, or the deer roaming freely....eat apples straight off the trees and sip spiced warm ale whilst listening to Merlin tell his tale about a man and a woman so different from each other who may just fall in love; a couple so devoted to each other for eternity that their souls joined to become a sacred oak tree................and about a handful of silly wenches and a love smitten knight who go on the wildest, wackiest adventure to save their beloved master from three very ugly wenches and Underlords.
Come............enter the Castle of Risedom and share in our story of love, laughter and adventure with the faery folk of the Enchanted Forest.
Love, The four gorgeous wenches who wrote this book.
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PLEASE NOTE WELL: We haven't been in Playboy ....yet!

My Interests

Having our wicked way with good looking knights (in your wildest dreams boys!) ; kicking a wench called Moanalot because she is such a whinger!. Partying to the wee small hours in the Enchanted Forest with some hot looking trolls (whoops! Thats only when in Australia)....we mean hot looking knaves. Picnics, tormenting the faeries, snapping the bras off the mermaids when not looking; fashion; music; practical jokes; good clean fun magic.

I'd like to meet:

Movie Producers,Publishers,Handsome Knights, Above Average looking knaves, sponsors for our charity fundraiser parties based on the book. Someone game enough to kiss a gargoyle, Fans, volunteers for charity parties to help out and merrymake.

Great bands applicable for our parties - celtic rock,folk rock, celtic, Irish etc.

Music:

We will listen to just about anything after the tenth spiced ale and fifth magic mushroom but overall we LOVE James Blundell, Kane Alexander, Faun, Alquimia,IL Divo, Ten Tenors, Mythiasin,Pink, Within Temptation and some sexy metal bands.And some bands and singers you just HAVE to be off your face to actually listen to without the earplugs...

Movies:

Anything that shows Hugh Jackman in our crystal ball. Our movie !!! Fantasy,Medieval, Renaissance, Comedy type movies.

Television:

Not invented in the 1600s where we live.

Books:

The Friar used to bible-thump us...does that count? Adventures of Mystics and Merrymakers!

Heroes:

Sir Greenleif, our Knights and Knaves at Castle Risedom, Chippendales (because they can actually out run us when we are in hot persuit). Len Snow Jnr(Nashville Singer)- because he'll be an Olympic runner by the time we finish chasing him. Definitely JAMES BLUNDELL - Aussie singer & songwriter.

My Blog

Public apology to Australian Police

We the undersigned wenches, do hereby publicly apologise to the Australian Police Force for saying that Australian Police men are a bunch of ugly dudleys with an obesity problem.We did not mean to off...
Posted by Adventures of Mystics and Merrymakers on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 03:59:00 PST

Merrymaking Wenches fined for cruelty to police in Australia

Mystics & Merrymaker wenches were recently fined in Queensland Australia on sexual stalking charges.Wenches were seen swimming in water off the Gold Coast yesterday stark naked when police were ca...
Posted by Adventures of Mystics and Merrymakers on Wed, 09 May 2007 03:29:00 PST

Those naughty Tasmanians !

A farmer buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool, chops, etc... After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant and phones a vet for help. The vet tells the farme...
Posted by Adventures of Mystics and Merrymakers on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 05:24:00 PST

Getting rid of spammers and scammers

If I get one more email for penis extensions, viagra to make my dragon as horny as Clinton is, and requests to take multi millions off people to commit money laundering and fraud so that they can have...
Posted by Adventures of Mystics and Merrymakers on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 05:07:00 PST

Are you a sex symbol or famous ? Read this!

We are currently looking for famous and or semi famous people in America, UK, and Australia......ok.......Europe too......who would like to do an official book review FOR FREE in return for FREE ...
Posted by Adventures of Mystics and Merrymakers on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 04:59:00 PST

Wenches now multi millionaires

..> Wenches earn money from stripping............ News just in, the Mystic wenches have earned millions of dollars in 5 days stripping for the general public.Police, local councils, biker gangs, f...
Posted by Adventures of Mystics and Merrymakers on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 03:03:00 PST

The Adventures of Mystics & Merrymakers© - Book synopsis

Deep in the mists of time lived a noble knight called Sir Greenleif who conquered the Castle Risedom in ancient Ireland. Nestled amongst the hills of lush green grass and wildflowers, trout laden rive...
Posted by Adventures of Mystics and Merrymakers on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 07:25:00 PST