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Aaron

Six months is a lifetime to someone who's only half a year old. - JH

About Me

I make moves, I kiss hands, I shake babies.

I judge books by their covers. This is not a metaphor.

When I finally come to the realization that I'm putting my foot in my mouth, I usually attempt to see if I can get the other one in there as well.

I have an irrational fear of rollercoasters.

I was dropped on my head as a child.

Seriously.

P.S.- Check out www.groundcontrolmag.com . Why, you ask? Because eventually, I want it to make me money.

My Interests

Roadtrip Nation, Ground Control, Anthem Magazine, Writing, Music, Napping, Improv, Surfing (rather badly), Zipping it up and Zipping it out

I'd like to meet:

A hot marine biologist.

Music:

Currently Spinning- Or, The Whale, The National, Henry Clay People, Duck Down Records, LCD Soundsystem

Movies:

Grosse Pointe Blank, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Dead Poets Society, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, The Life Aquatic, pretty much anything funny

Television:

Battlestar Galactica, Arrested Development, The Office, Family Guy, The West Wing, Good Eats, Project Runway, Lost, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Pushing Daises

Books:

Salman Rushdie, Kurt Vonnegut, Haruki Murakami, A People's History of the United States, bajillions of others, these are the most recent ones

Heroes:

anyone who does what they love to do and doesnt worry about the money, as well as Raymond Ferreria (infinitely cool without trying), Nicholas Olivero (creative and drinks too much coffee), Johnathan Swift (slightly dead, but oh well), Michael Hover (one of the most brilliant performers I have ever seen), Will Smith (no, not that one, the other one. also absolutely brilliant)

My Blog

The Karaoke Chronicles: The Red Beret

So for Bethanne's 23rd birthday on saturday nite, a party convened at Clancy's, a dingy little irish pub across from Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles. The place is the definition of a dive, with cheap dri...
Posted by Aaron on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 05:41:00 PST

Patriotism, What! (A Non-Karaoke Adventure)

So the other nite, my roommate David realizes that his snake Ka has run out of food. It's getting late, and if he took the bus, he wasn't going to make it to the pet store in time. So I offer to take ...
Posted by Aaron on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 09:32:00 PST

The Karaoke Chronicles: Domo Arrigato

so last nite i was at karaoke doing "mr. roboto" and this completely smashed (albiet hot, but with a total mook OC boyfriend) girl comes up and full-on jacks the mic from me. she wont give it back,...
Posted by Aaron on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 03:11:00 PST