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Ash-o-wha?

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About Me

Ashley -- [noun]:A poltergeist sent back in time to change the course of history forever. PimpWebpage.com
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Myspace Codes If I could live my days playing solitaire on my DS, I would be happy. Seriously. Don't underestimate my laziness. I work at a center for teens with eating disorders and have to eat with them 6 times a day. But I don't get a weekly meeting with the dietician so I end up eating fudge poptarts and ice cream all day. I want to be a doctor but am too goddamned lazy to do the work, so it might take me a while. I love animals, and plan on being the crazy cat lady when I'm old. I hate when people use the word "tat" for tattoo. I hate when people say "I know, right?" I love my evil cat and can't leave the abusive relationship. I hate talking on the phone so much that I refuse to answer it at all times. I have inappropriate humor. I like shiny things. I don't have a particular fashion or style only because I can't afford one. Physics is the worst class I have ever taken in my life. Retarded people make me really uncomfortable... I can't even eat if they're on the tv. I love boy bands and hate the people who hate them but they love other bands that sound just like boy bands. I love flowers, even though I can't seem to keep them alive. I love changing my hairstyle because I grew up with the same hair for most of my life. I just found out that Cobb salad isn't a fish, and now my brain is jumbled. I love boardgames and children.

You Are A BCBG Black Leather Clutch

You're a modern, urban chick who's more than a little tough
(Well, as tough as you can be while carrying a purse)
Black leather is like your denim - goes good with everything
You'd even wear it to work, if you could get away with it
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My Interests


Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"I can pass this guy." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?Disneyland will always be the happiest place on earth. Dancing will forever be on my top 10 list. So will making fun of people. So will piercings and tattoos. I use my hairless cat to scare people because she looks like an alien fetus.

I'd like to meet:

Maybe for like a birthday present??

Music:

You know, I'll probably get in trouble for saying this, but I'm just not that into music. I like hip-hop, industrial, jazz, rock...really anything that sounds good. I love dancing to anything Justin Timberlake. Queen, The Offspring, Ludacris, Guns n Roses, Robin Thicke, and Kate Nash put a smile on my face. But I will always have a weakness for boybands. I think the last CD I bought was a soundtrack or something.

Movies:



What Classic Movie Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.comAh, my beloved movies. What happened to all those carefree films of my childhood? Splash, Ladybugs, Little Giants, The Last House on the Left. I'm a sucker for horror flicks and I'll watch any comedy. Actually, I will see any movie if you pay. Although many may be sick of these guys, I laugh out loud to anything with Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, and Will Ferral in it.

Television:

Which House M.D. Character Are You?
You are Dr. Greg House!Yes, you are narcissistic, but you have reason to be. Youre smart, and on the top of your game. Who needs friends, emotions, and a social life when youre the best?
Take this quizI only go through a few channels. Dirty Jobs is a new favorite of mine. I am always watching something pointless on VH1. Anything on Animal Planet. I think I have every illness on Mystery Diagnosis. Supernannie is the bomb.

Books:

Romance novels. It's a sick obsession really. Ooooo, and I love medical novels. I spend too much money on bargain books at Borders.

My Blog

April Fools Genius

I am an April Fools genius. The trick to a great April Fools joke is that you have to naturally get to it in a conversation. I returned my girlfriend’s call, then slowly proceded to mention some...
Posted by Ash-o-wha? on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 07:43:00 PST

Vintage Vegas

I just got back from a long weekend in Vegas that I wasn't really looking foward to, but had some fun in regardless. We stayed in a friend's freakishly luxurious condo on the strip, where the tv was h...
Posted by Ash-o-wha? on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 11:07:00 PST

My Stomach Flu Made Me Barf

I am now officially well again after having the stomach flu for too long. What started as a nice Saturday quickly turned its ugly head on me. Laying down didn't help so I thought going to the bathroo...
Posted by Ash-o-wha? on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 12:06:00 PST

Tag, You're It

You're it! You have to comment me with 6 weird things about you. Here are mine: 1. I'm dating a girl, but I read romance novels. 2. I always put on my left shoe first. 3. When I'm excited or mad, I ta...
Posted by Ash-o-wha? on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 12:38:00 PST