Bender Bending Rodriguez

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Caution . . . .blantenly honest, no offenses are given or intentional for the ensewing aftermath. . . . .. .. .. . . . . . . .. .. . .. .. Next up,********** Hello. *****Did you know myspace is the biggest fraud since Arnold Benedict? People connecting with people, thank you Mr Murdoch. Bullshit. The only people connected, (myself included), are so full of themselves that they need a myspace. Join me won't you? On this narcissistic mastabatory frenzy where everyone sees themselves as the picture of perfection. Superficiallity and lies are welcome as well. I enjoy the top forty and longly desire for an iPhone or iClone, whatever is up to snuff. I must spend, spend, spend. Show, show, show, just how a great, up to date, guy I am. Perhaps its cold, perhaps it all a show. I honestly haven't a clue. The truth is, if you're still reading this unnessacry rant then you may not be so superfical. I also, in effect, may be as arrogant as the day is long, which I've come to learn is roughly 24 hours. I have no set philosophy to swoon you with. I'm more concerned why myspace won't allow you to make proper paragraphs. Just what is their agenda anyway?? You cannot work at being humble, it comes through reality. Fuck war, fuck politics, but hooray for the right to critize it. I am sometimes an idealist, I have rosecolored glasses that are indestructible. We can change the world through our voice. We can change a human's life around. Through our manner and behavior, through our words and action, through our art and science. That's why I'm a starving artist, (you in the back, stop laughing). Its just that most people in power are concerned with people who have myspace accounts and that dear friend, is unnessacary. And to prove how pretentious this mickey mouse ride is, here's some more 411 all about me. Know you may be confused, contorted or not very interested, but does this mean you are the typical myspacer?? No, I think not. Myspace is a good place to meet people, its just that the only good people I've met on here were already good friends. What a wondeful rush. Experiences. How they change us from time to time. I'm sure you have your stories too. Message me about them and I'll use it for writing material. Not really, but you never can tell on this wacky contraption. Oh, and if you think cigarettes and hemp don't do good for 'ya, realize our Nation made a lot of dough on trade and exporting the stuff way back when, (before we sent it off to Mexico where it got shitty, along with your vacationing neighbors).No fakers, no flakes, no bullshit, no problem. No pretense. No extravegance. Yes purpose and yes forthright.Toodles.
ABOUT
Name: Anthony
Birthday: 02/28/79
Birthplace: Fullerton, CA
Current Location: Corona, IE
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Shaved, Dark Brown
Height: 6'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: Chicano German French
The Shoes You Wore Today: Rainbow Sandals
Your Weakness: Bronze
Your Fears: Dreams
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni & Bellpepper
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Direct and Produce "Vacuum!", the play nobody's talking about
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Must Kill And Consume Barn Owls
Thoughts First Waking Up: Going To Vegas
Your Best Physical Feature: Brow Line
Your Bedtime: 10p-2a
Your Most Missed Memory: Riding my He-Man Big Wheel
Pepsi or Coke: Both
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Cough. Hack. Wheeze.
Do you Swear: Shit no
Do you Sing: Do Re Mi Fa So La Te Do
Do you Shower Daily: sniff sniff, . . . .yes
Have you Been in Love: I may not be a smart man, but I do know what love is.
Do you want to go to College: Me have degree one day later and speak good
Do you want to get Married: Not now
Do you belive in yourself: Of course
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: Eh, could use a little more vitamins.. . . . . and sit ups. Lots and lots of sit ups
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: Ka-Boom!
Do you play an Instrument: Keyboards, (to type on)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Barf
In the past month have you Smoked: Cough. Hack. Cough again
In the past month have you been on Drugs: What are youtalking about? What's going on? Where am I?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Kinda
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yum. Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yup.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope. I wish.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: You didn't see a goddamn thing
Ever been Drunk: I learned it from watching you!
Ever been called a Tease: Ha! They tease me.
Ever been Beaten up: You wanna take this outside?
Ever Shoplifted: You didn't see a goddamn thing!
How do you want to Die: Parasites!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Killer Robot
What country would you most like to Visit: Italia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue/Grey/Green
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde/ Shaved
Short or Long Hair: either or
Height: is this really
Weight: a factor these days?
Best Clothing Style: that's just superficial
Number of Drugs I have taken: only the ganga
Number of CDs I own: more superficial
Number of Piercings: You decide
Number of Tattoos: Zero or three, four
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Five hundred thirty eight billion, four hundred twenty six million, seventy eight thousand, four hundred and sixty three. Precisely dammit. I'm counting . . . .
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