Punky Jewster

I went to asthma camp as a child, which automatically makes me the coolest person I know. Chocolate chip cookies make me happy. I have not sung in the shower since I had a neighbor compliment me on my lovely voice. Indecisive people frustrate me. Sometimes I use big words just to see if people can understand me. I don't like taking normal pictures. I snort when I laugh. I eat peanut butter right out of the jar, but only the chunky kind. When I see an old man in a midlife crisis car, it totally makes my day. I read actual books for fun. It physically pains me to realize that the remote is all the way across the room when I have already sat down. For Halloween I dressed up as a loaf of wonderbread in Jr. High and a cheerleader won for most original costume. I'm still mad about that. Cleaning is my therapy, its cathartic. For some reason I can never get my hands soft like girls hands are supposed to be. I firmly believe that cats are the spawn of Satan. I still can't believe someone gave me a driver's license, let alone a college degree. When I was 16 I actually ran my best friend over with my truck. Yes, she still talks to me. Pessimistic people will remain stagnant in their lives until they can appreciate possibility. The appeal of cigarettes completely escapes me. One day I will own an IPod. Today is not that day. I have no idea what I will be doing ten years from now and that scares me. Then again, whats the point if you already know whats going to happen? Aim=LBprincess49