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JoAnn

Sleeping is overrated

About Me

I am 87 and married to a great guy named Derrick. I grew up in a small town. And when the rain would come down, I'd just stare out my window. I know how to drive a tractor. I have a black belt in karate and I am a foremost expert on Ninja behavioral patterns. I play the harmonica in a band called "The Lonely Reeds of Missouri".

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My Interests

curling (the sport?), learning to play the autoharp, and fashion design. I'm also interested in yodeling, but so far my attemps have been unsuccessful.

I'd like to meet:

The walrus and the carpenter. Yoko Ono. Cronk, Izma, and the Emperor. Any one who can tap dance (that means you Polly). My SON!

Music:

anything with a harmonica...did I mention yodeling?

Movies:

Bringing Up Baby, Pride and Prejudice (The A&E Version of course, 8 hours of period drama!), Spinal Tap, Best in Show, The Princess Bride, Calamity Jane (ten points if you have seen that one)

Television:

The American Experience. QVC

Books:

YES!

Heroes:

I prefer grilled cheese. Really though, check out what Derrick won at Adam and Kayla's white elephant Christmas party.

My Blog

Exanimated Foresight

Polly, what does exanimate mean anyway? I wish that the gas station I went to today would have the foresight to carry refreshments larger than 16 oz. Shout out to Polly for having the foresight to sug...
Posted by JoAnn on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 12:31:00 PST

Brittany's poem

This one is for a girl named Britt. She doesn't have a zit. She has a cute baby, And nothing rhymes with baby. She's a really great friend and this is THE END!...
Posted by JoAnn on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:56:00 PST

Kayla the Painter

This blog is about a girl named Kayla She talks a lot of smack The thing is, she's obsessed with painting, and she has been inadvertantly inhaling a lot of fumes lately. Therefore, I don't think she's...
Posted by JoAnn on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 12:28:00 PST

The First Day

Today is my first day on MySpace.  The weather is about 58 degrees with a high probability of dense fog later this evening. I am wearing slippers, and I had ravioli for dinner....
Posted by JoAnn on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 07:00:00 PST