King Armor

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Member Since: 8/20/2006
Band Members: Are in cinders,after first being dismembered,then sold to a vendor, whose a cannibal mentor who stuffed the parts in a blender and never gets caught is a mindbender, i have a short temper from not mastering my center a therapist costs money and I'm a money pincher. So my anger gets hotter than the summer with depleted ozone layers. place your wagers I'm a hard player if i was a drink I'd be a shot with no chaser,power mad dictator i cater to my wallet with dozens of green layers that buy off politicians and mayors and grant immigrant workers fake papers master schemer of huge capers wearing silk suits and delancey street gators my bodyguards have star trek phasers and 2million volt tasers and pistols that shoot lasers that are neon colored like old school beepers i have my facial features on missle heat seekers i even have my own brand of sneakers this all happened after i became a lawyer and prosecuted my own cannibal mentor in the winter i remember the weather was more like september than december. My soldiers found my mentor in his getaway in november celebrating indian murder over stove top stuffing and turkey burgers he had a safe with papers on future business mergers and takeovers my soldiers threw his duffle bags of mad money over there shoulders and made a downhill getaway in rangerovers like speed gaining boulders i had the smile of the joker when my assitant leaned over my shoulder and told me it was a successful capture i had my hands folded together and started some sinister laughter thats only half the chapter the saga continues like the role of a soap opera actor you read these words and repeat them to yourself like a reader of a teleprompter you ponder i must be a monster like Dracula that oversees death like a morticianer but I'm more like a mad inventor wearing suspenders whose inventions i log like a bookkeeper if your eager like a beaver like it was life and you where the grim reaper it would put you through growing pains like mike seaver and seek retribution like black caesar with a caeser reprising the role of a cobra reaver and night creeper leader imagination ejaculation couldnt come cheaper my words are like the finest of woman shes a keeper like tommy your a dreamer your still on gerber with no teeth trying to chew burgers i shut down like servers you small like keibler elves my cipher i lead like a pied piper with stephen kings and anne rices type writer I'm a kite flyer like a popular flyer set on fire with fluid from a lighter i sparkle brighter fiercer than a tiger on hind legs and hand skills of a top prize fighter and muay thai kickboxer hidden in a flute down under my dresser when i whip him out my foes are under pressure its like a painted picture done by hitler with a mixture of water color and dna of a blood brother end of discussion watch me shoot these missles or duck for cover.
Influences: Lifes twists and turns.
Sounds Like: This dude has skillZ!
Record Label: Brick by Brick Records
Type of Label: Indie