I KILL KIDS DAMMIT
*COUGH* Well. Now that THAT'S outta the way...I'm a motion picture star who always finds myself busy looking for that next exciting project!! We were wrapping up production on "IT 2: The Awakening" starring myself and Heath Ledger, however he bailed out at the last minute to play some other clown in an upcoming movie or something. Hollywood. Psh. But I MUST level with all my loyal ITiots when I say that I simply don't get on here as much as I'd like to anymore. So please do not take it personal and go delete me and everything if I don't reply right away!
P.S. My favoritest nickname is when people call me "IT." So if you wanna get on my good side...&;OD
From my upcoming autobiography:
* 1715 – 1716: It awoke.
* 1740 – 1743: It awoke and started a three-year reign of terror that culminated with the disappearance of over 300 settlers from Derry Township, much like the Roanoke Island mystery.
* 1769 – 1770: It awoke.
* 1851: It awoke when a man named John Markson poisoned his family, then committed suicide by eating a white-nightshade mushroom, causing an excruciating death.
* 1876 – 1879: It awoke, then went back into hibernation after a group of lumberjacks were found murdered near the Kenduskeag.
* 1904 – 1906: It awoke when a lumberjack named Claude Heroux murdered a number of men in a bar with an axe. Heroux was promptly pursued by a mob of townsfolk and hanged. It returned to hibernation when the Kitchener Ironworks exploded, killing 108 people, 88 of them children engaged in an Easter egg hunt.
* 1929 – 1930: It awoke when a group of Derry citizens gunned down a group of gangsters known as the Bradley Gang. It returned to hibernation when the Maine Legion of White Decency, a Northern counterpart to the Ku Klux Klan, burned down an African-American army nightclub.
* 1957 – 1958: It awoke when several people were murdered in Derry, most well known being George Denbrough, but a number of others, such as Patrick Hockstetter, Belch Huggins, Victor Criss, Jimmy Cullum, Betty Ripsom, and many others. It then met its match when the Losers forced It to return to an early hibernation when wounded by the young Bill Denbrough in the first Ritual of Chüd.
* 1984 – 1985: It awoke when three young homophobic bullies beat up a young gay couple, Adrian Mellon and Don Hagerty, throwing Mellon off a bridge. It was finally destroyed in the second Ritual of Chüd by the adult Bill Denbrough.
General Information and Questions:
General Questions
Name: Pennywise the Dancing Clown
Age: 8 million
Birthday: 05/21/8 million ago
Place of Birth: The Macroverse
Parents Names: Ate em
Siblings Names: Ate em
Married/Divorced/Seperated/Engaged/Committed Relationship: Single again, thank God!
Significant Other: Um...Single again, thank God!
Children Names, if any: I love all children. If you have any, please! Send them this way!
Mother and Father-in-law: Ate em
Sister and Brother-in-law: Ate em
Date of Marriage:
Children's Birthdates: I eat children
Significant Others Birthdates:
Hair Color: Red
Height: Anything I want ;)
Eye Color: Baby blue
9 Questions
What's your favorite holiday? Lag B'Omer
What's your lucky/favorite number? c4c
What's your favorite color? Red
What do you look for in your partner? Someone who will really love me for me.
What year did you graduate? 7,345,755 BCE
Do you smoke? No
Do you drink? Blood
Ever done drugs of any kind? pc4pc
Do you go to church? Only 2 meet chicks
More Questions
Favorite childhood memory. I've eaten so many it's impossible to keep track!
Favorite school teacher. Mr. Sodek
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A real treat for you folks. Yes...me in my true form!
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