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pyrotech_c3h8

Zac Helm

About Me



This profile is currently under construction. Pimping ain't easy! - 3/19/07 2:12am

See my personal site at http://destined.to/deadstars or go to Live Journal at http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=pyrotech_c3h8

Pretty much all the real information about me is there.

Yes, I am the guy who made the movie Emo Assault Squadron. No, I don't really care about Emo's one way or another, I made the movie as it was a good idea and had comic appeal to me. Please visit http://www.sorpfilms.com for more high quality videos!

Also, crappy bands, stop adding me, I don't want to hear your unique powernoise sound that sounds exactly like every other Skinny Puppy ripoff out there. Despite my appearance, I like Johnny Cash more than I like your electrocrap.

Damned proud member of the best fucking hearse club website ever, Hearseclub.com

My Interests

Hating Myspace for how much it sucks. For more on this fascinating subject, go see my latest and LAST blog entry, then go the fuck over to my Live Journal account which DOESN'T SUCK like Myspace does. Click Here Bitches!

I'd like to meet:

John Wilkes Booth, Tom Horn, Maddox, anyone capable of sucking their own dick (need pointers), Frank Abagnale

Music:

Devo, Information Society, Weird Al, Front 242, Stromkern, Funkervogt, Cenobita, Greenskeepers, NO SKINNY PUPPY is it TOO DAMNED MUCH to ask that not EVERY PERSON in the goth scene be a DROOLING S.P. FAN!?

Movies:

The Movie I plan to create, write, produce and star in called "Captain Awesome the Emo Fag Killer and His Army of Barely Clothed Goth Chicks with Big Asses and AK-47's"

Television:

I am actually going to get rid of my television, so I can constantly make mention of the fact that I DON'T own one, like all those art house dicks who think that not owning a television is some sort of great accomplishment that they need to make notice of every five minutes when someone else mentions something TV related.FUCK YOU ALL!

Books:

Books are for people who can't afford DSL or fast women. Just kidding...but not really. It's not that I don't read or that I am some braindead simian who doesn't value literature, it's that damned near 98% of what is published is pure crap. Don't agree with that statement? Go to your local Barnes and Noble and saunter over to the romance section, pick up every other book and read 10 pages out of it. If you can come back to me and tell me that the publishing industry doesn't have lower acceptance standards than a community college, I will...well, I won't GIVE you anything, but I'll be very surprised.

Heroes:

Myself. I rock. I'm better than you, and I know it (here at Globo Gym)

My Blog

Important, please read!!!

-----This was forwarded on to me. I swear, I will get back to posting angry tirades directed at the rest of the world that are laden with creative profanity soon here, but this was important. I am not...
Posted by pyrotech_c3h8 on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 12:11:00 PST

Important, please read!!!

-----This was forwarded on to me. I swear, I will get back to posting angry tirades directed at the rest of the world that are laden with creative profanity soon here, but this was important. I am not...
Posted by pyrotech_c3h8 on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 12:13:00 PST

New movie!!! Zelda, a pain in my ass!!!

More epic than watching a bunch of digital midgets get lost on a nature hike in Lord of the Rings... Considerably less gay than Tom Cruise in Legend... It's...Click the Youtube links below to watch......
Posted by pyrotech_c3h8 on Wed, 02 May 2007 12:57:00 PST

New pics in profile and personal website updated!

That pretty much says it all...To see all the pictures from this set go to my personal webpage and click the images tab at the top at  www.funker-hearse.com...
Posted by pyrotech_c3h8 on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:09:00 PST

New profile bitches!

Many thanks to Dragan for updating my profile, proving once again that he is the proverbial shizznit with HTMLhttp://www.myspace.com/dragandracul be the man!
Posted by pyrotech_c3h8 on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 10:23:00 PST

Who wants to get SUED by Suicide Girls!?!?!?

Hey guys, Well every now and then something comes up that is worth mentioning here that isn't a rant against minor inconveniences and irritations. Now is one of those times. For those not aware, Lithi...
Posted by pyrotech_c3h8 on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 09:39:00 PST

Want to see hot steamy Rollergirls half naked!?!?!?!?

Man, I gotta tell you, if I ever end up with a house with a hot tub, there is going to be one solid rule, and it is that only one male is allowed in the tub per four females who decide to get naked an...
Posted by pyrotech_c3h8 on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 09:54:00 PST

Hearse shirts for sale! Read this dammit!

I just put in the order for the brand new Hearseclub.com shirts, be the only cool kid on your block by ordering yours NOW! Check out these bad ass motherfuckers right here- These designs are printed...
Posted by pyrotech_c3h8 on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 11:13:00 PST

From the makers of Emo Assault Squadron

Production of the newest video project has just started... I give you a man... A man who gives you the news... The news that gives you the insight... The insight that gives you perspective... The pers...
Posted by pyrotech_c3h8 on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 10:53:00 PST

New video online bitches!

Originally I wasn't going to post this anywhere, but the people who have seen it enjoyed it, so here you go...So a while back Information Society, who is easily one of my top 3 favorite bands, posted ...
Posted by pyrotech_c3h8 on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 10:37:00 PST