Playboy's Malloy Martini IS IN BHAM!!

The last Kink Patrol was amazing!!!
I'll be at the 2nd round on May 24th at the Loft...will you?

HEY ATLANTA ARTISTS!
You missed me at this event....but check out this cool setup to get some great stuff with cool models!


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Malloy Martini
Birthday: Aug 28
Birthplace: a van
Current Location: Birmingham/where ever the road takes me!
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'2
Right Handed or Left Handed: left
Your Heritage: German and Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: flip flops, stripper shoes, fuck me pumps and wedges...yes i'm a shoe whore!
Your Weakness: printed Ts, bikinis, and booze
Your Fears: zombies......the government
Your Perfect Pizza: pizza hut's stuffed crust with black olives and extra cheese!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get a GED
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol...and OMG
Thoughts First Waking Up: did i over sleep???
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes, smile, and boobies!
Your Bedtime: pfft.....whenever!!!
Your Most Missed Memory: disney land....a carrage ride with someone! ;)
Pepsi or Coke: coke zero!
MacDonalds or Burger King: bleck.....neither.....
Single or Group Dates: yes!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton!!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: yes please!
Cappuccino or Coffee: either.....but with 2% milk and two splendas!
Do you Smoke: too much~
Do you Swear: worse than any sailor!
Do you Sing: only alone....in a sound proof room!
Do you Shower Daily: not so much anymore....
Have you Been in Love: still am! awww!
Do you want to go to College: yes: must go to college!
Do you want to get Married: yes, i already know the first five....
Do you belive in yourself: do i believe that i can succeed: yes......do i actually believe i exist: yes!
Do you get Motion Sickness: only in hammocks! ;)
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes!....depends if i know where my hairbrush is that day!
Are you a Health Freak: some ways more than others.....
Do you get along with your Parents: meh, more so now....
Do you like Thunderstorms: mmmm, very sexy!
Do you play an Instrument: flute, piano, acoustic guitar, and bongos!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: too much!!!!
In the past month have you Smoked: yes!!!!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: omg, only once and the cat made me freak!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: with myself.....ooohoooo, sexy time!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: thankfully not!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: bleh, no thanks!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: many many times! it's an addiction!
In the past month have you been on Stage: my life is a stage!
In the past month have you been Dumped: fuck no!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in my tub!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no, that's dumb
Ever been Drunk: many times
Ever been called a Tease: hmmm....possibly
Ever been Beaten up: hell no!
Ever Shoplifted: once, when i was 5, and it was a lion king pen
How do you want to Die: very fast and painless.....duh!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a rockstar!
What country would you most like to Visit: europe!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green!
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: any
Weight: average
Best Clothing Style: GQ suits......or.....totally casual....
Number of Drugs I have taken: not as many as a crack head has....
Number of CDs I own: wtf?
Number of Piercings: 2 right now......
Number of Tattoos: none!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i have no regrets!

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!going to the zoo or botanical gardens, bartending, sushi, pin ups, shopping, movies, dancing, clubbing, parties, makeup, drag queens, exotic cars, rock music, gore, monsters and mayhem, fashion, pink, fringe, candles, halloween, and beer!