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**M**(SCM #348)

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Playmate Holley D and I messing around during a shoot in Philly :) Photo-ABBE FORMAN! Malloy and I after a long day of shooting in TexasMy daddy and I at the Steelers vs Denver Game Malloy and I (in Texas) with the best make-up artist in the world - Sally! Hi Everyone - my name is Tank ( but everyone calls me Tank-Man, Tanklin, Monster, and Pungin) and I am a 7 year old pug! I know I am starting to get the Harrison Ford look but the girls say I am sexier than ever! I have a great pug life! When I'm aloud, I love to chase squirrels, lay in clean laundry (well I do this whether mom says I can or not), steal food from grown-ups, wrestle with my sister Zoey, lick my favorite pillow, pee on all of the bushes outside, run around the house with wet towels, and push my dad out of bed. I hate baths, bigger dogs, the smell of air freshners, grapes, the vaccum, and when I have to get out of bed. I absolutely love to spoon with my mom and my head has to be on the pillow! I pretty much follow my mom around all of the time - after all I am the guard dog of the house - I might be just a pug but I can bite ankles like a doberman! Hey boys! My name is Zoey and everyone calls me a pain in the a** - well never mind that. I'm not really sure how old I am because my new mom and dad rescued me from a farm. I love to chew on everything! I am absolutely obsessed with my dad! I love him and he lets me get away with anything because I'm so cute! I'm a little over-weight but who has time to exercise when I have to sleep 23 hours a day. I have a huge snoring problem and often fall off the bed. My brother tries to bully me in front of people but I get him back when were alone. I love to bark at my mom for no reason and watch her go crazy! I'm not much of a guard dog because I'm scared of everything - but who needs to be a protector when I have my dad :)
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Yeah I picked the forbidden flower in St. Thomas - what?In case you don't know me - everyone calls me country girl because of a tattoo I have on my lower back - some of you have seen it, others will have to wait :) So some things have changed a bit for me :) I am expecting!!! We are due in the beginning of July - can't wait :) It seems like all of my friends are prego right now - becareful ladies something must be in the water!!! I had to put a mini profile up for my two pugs, Tank and Zoey since they have become quite the celebrities. (Check it out above) I have a wonderful family who keeps me busy! I have three beautiful sisters - Carrie, Sammy- Jay, and Mary (Stay away boys - they are too young!) My brother DJ doesn't have a profile because he is too cool and my youngest brother Joe is too young. So I can say without them getting mad that I love the little guys! I have been known to gush about my "baby-daddy" on here :) But he really is nothing short of amazing. I can't imagine starting a family with anyone but him :) Unless Tom Brady was an option .... just kidding Matt! I try not to be someone I'm not. In fact, I am a HUGE dork! I love to drink beer (well I use too and sure can't wait to do so again), burp really loud, talk to strangers, drive with country music blaring, eat hot sauce, cook for Matt, gossip with my grandma Ellen, eat "kraut" dogs with my sister Carrie, watch football with my daddy, laugh way too loud in public, do crazy things to make people laugh, and drink wine with my best friend Chel, oh yeah and i still believe that Unkers can cure any aliment (those of you who know what I am talking about can now join me in the "You might be a redneck if..." gang.) I rarely wear make-up and I am always sporting my Jack Daniels hat. I'm a pretty simple girl from a simple trailer in Western, PA. ( so remember if you mess with me, you mess with the whole trailer park! Just kidding - we had a deck!!!!) I sometimes have the Western PA accent and I always act like a nutt. I know where I came from, and I wouldn't change a thing. I like not being cool...I'm comfy here.... Stay tuned......This one kind of explains itself :)

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Spoon, Me, and Matt tail-gating where we weren't suppose to :) We're bad - real bad :)

adopt your own virtual pet!This one is for you Andy - because my hearts with Pittsburgh!Andy Reid and I during a Kenny Chesney Concert. Shoot in Texas 2006 - I think I was on this bike for about eight hours!Michele's going away party - for some reason Ms. Michele can never look at the camera :) The other beautiful (and curly haired) girl is my other Michelle - but if your interested in her - you must go through me first :) Janine and I at a "Costume party" :)

I'd like to meet:

Someday when I walk through the gates of heaven, I want to meet my Grandma Jane, my brother Gary, my step-sister Kristen, my God-daughter Angelina, and my pop-pop. As far as here - good people who haven't lost the ability to care about others before themselves. Oh yeah and Tom Brady - I know I know I am a Steelers fan to the bone - but gosh darn is he cute :)

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Music:

Country Music!!!! Is there any other kind????

Movies:

The Notebook or any other sappy movie that makes me say "Matt, why can't you do that ;)"

Television:

Law and Order SVU, Wife Swap, ER, Dog the Bounty Hunter, wow I am such a nerd :) My new obsession - Desperate Housewives of Orange County....damn show has sucked me in!

Books:

I love to read - anything non-fiction - gotta have my smut books! *It has come to my attention that the word "smut" may refer to porn - well in my little world, smut means celebrity gossip, girly fiction, or anything else that is completely girl related :)* I also love to read about history - World War II and so on - God bless the soliders then and now!

Heroes:

First and foremost my grandma Jane - the most AMAZING woman in the world, who always had room at the table for one more. She taught me how to love, and made me realize it really is unconditional. My best friend Michele for giving up her life on American soil to fight for freedom. Her bravery and love for the Red, White, and Blue is unbreakable - Thank you and come home safe! Of course I have to give credit to all of my fire-fighters - these brave men and women work around the clock to help the helpless - and most don't even get PAID! You guys (and girls :) ) have my support and prayers - stay safe.

Matt and I on New Years - gosh I'm a lucky girl :) Zoey in her Christmas outfit! The pugs opening presents 2006

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Clarion Girls

I thought this was cute and very true!!!   A Clarion girl knows just as much about football as her guy friends, in some cases, even more. She drinks beer because it tastes good but knows when to ...
Posted by **M**(SCM #348) on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 02:38:00 PST