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Holley Dorrough, Playboy's Miss April 2006.

**THEY CALL ME CHICKEN MINI** YOU'RE JUST JELOUS BECAUSE I ACT RETARDED IN PUBLIC AND PEOPLE STILL L

About Me

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http://www.myheritage.comBUY AT BARNES AND NOBLE....LIKE NOW!!! Garage Glamour : Digital Nude and Beauty Photography Made Simple features April 2006 Playboy Playmate Holley Dorrough on the cover.
.. First of all... I am not on myspace looking for love or to date. I dont meet guys off here bc its creepy. I am sick of hearing shit from guys...saying they wana be with me and I am so amazing and perfect but u look at their pages on here and hes sweet talking every other hot blonde. I HATE PLAYERS!!!!! I cant stress that enough!!! I am droping any guy who is a player or any guy who just uses me as a "trophy" or wants to use me in general...So if ya dont geta call from me anymore...take a hint! I have been hurt and screwed over by guys too many times...everything from walking in on someone screwing some chick while with me to being spit in the face and hit. I am not stupid, I know how you guys work now so dont be calling me sweet talking me and then calling every other girl thats on ur mind and tellin them the same... if you wana be with me you gota prove it! Anyways.....I love Chanel WAYYYY too much, every day I have at least 3-4 pieces of it on... Its a slight addiction! I take shit from NOBODY! "Don't start a fire you can't put out yourself!" I am not afraid of anyone ( except God), I can be crazy when somebody sets me off so watch out because its hard to calm me down when someone lights my fuse. I have been in 5 fights, 2 guys and 3 girls and yes they all got their asses beat one of which I did spend a night in Jail for...so try me. I sneeze alot, trip over things, run into stuff, spill things, and just do alot of dumb stuff... Anyways... I was born and raised in Gadsden Alabama. I am a fun girl to be around . I am very hyper and I got ADHD, so I am always the one making people laugh. I'm goofy and a huge dork. I love clothes & shopping!!!!! Chicken Fingers is my favorite food, esp. the ones the chefs prepare at the mansion, & with their skinny fries!!! YUMMM. I LOVE cereal. could eat it all day, any day. I got big feet, I hardly wear makeup... THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT ME.... ~I am not high matintenance at all, I would rather cuddle on the couch or in bed, wearing sweats, and eating cereal and watch movies any day over going out to dinner & movie. ~I dont like love movies or action movies, I like comedy & horror movies. I love niptuck.. ~I LOVE chick-fil-a chicken minis & sweet tea, ~I LOVE to cook & I am very good at it. ~ My ambitions in life is to have a successful career but 10 years from now, I BETTER be married and at least one child. Thats true success to me. ~I know I will make a wonderful wife someday to a special man ;-) ~ I LOVE to shop..its a serious addiction and I have thought about getting help for it.... ~I am not the best driver.... humm ~I HATE SEAFOOD ~I HATE to be interrupted ~I HATE to be bossed around ~I have my lazy days but I HATE lazy people ~I HATE when pple use/borrow my things without asking. ~I LOVE to eat ~I hate stalkers. ~ I am not big on clubbing and going out...I get paid to do it now so I only go when its a Job... fun job tho huh? ~ I'm nota big drinker ~ I have a 00000ZERO000000 drug tolerance! Its dumb an a waste of money.... wana rush/high? GO RUN ~ I hate smoking... its STINKS! bad habbits.... ~Energy drinks make me sick. ~I have only gotten so drunk that I have thrown up only 2 times in my whole life. ~ I like all types of music my favs bein r&b/hip-hop, and country, and house/techno. ~I got big feet... oh well ~I have bad allergies (I SNEEZE ALOT) and I have asthma...dork ~I wear shoes AT ALL TIMES, I cant stand to be bare footed, not even walking across the livingroom. ~I truly only get along with about 10% of girls.. just bc most girls are dumb, fake, and whores that are so stuck on themselves or they hate me just bc they r fat and I'm not or they r ugly or I am with a guy they want or they call me "barbie doll" thinking it insults me but its a compliment all along...Thats all I can think of at the moment, but will add more as I think of them!Partyin' it up on 6th st in Austin!

My Interests

southern girls gota have their sweet tea!!!!

I'd like to meet:

MY PINK CARPET PARTY...MORE COMMING SOON ME IN THE PINK HUMMER "MAH GIRLZ!"AT HEF'S BIG 80TH BIRTHDAY BASH!..... Patrick, Me, Ryan, Jennifer, & Brodie Brodie, Jennifer, Jenna Jamenson, Me, & Ryan.C. PATRICK & ME WITH TRAVIS & SHANA BARKER! THREE-SIX MAFIA!! YEAAAAAAA YA HERD!!!!!

Movies:

DUMB & DUMBER, 50 first dates, MEET THE FOCKERS, white chicks, hot chick, the grudge, the ring, wrong turn,constantine, almost anything funny or scary, fashion layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com
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TennayaLayouts

Television:

FAMILY GUY, South park ( TIMMY), Mad Tv ( STEWART), Friends, Niptuck, the OC(not the bike show)TAMMY!!!!!......This is my southpark character I created. Shes a Black, Retarted/handicapped, Drunk & High Prostitute. Shes Timmy's "special" friend! Yes... I drew this free-hand on the Paint program. It took 3 hours. and YES I was bored because I was on the road.

Books:

Me at the Mansion in the Pool. I MISS fun in the sun! It needs to get warm again soon!

FOR ALL YOU HATAZ'!!Ummm yea.....

Heroes:

any guy whos not afraid to fall in love and any girl whos nice to me & not a bitch.

My Blog

A random blog covering a few things...just bc I'm bored

 yea.. thats how I am feeling right now.... I have alot on my mind. For one I am CRAVINGGGGG Chick-fil-a chicken minis...about 10 of them and some sweet tea would be perfect! Too bad its 10:03 pm...
Posted by Holley on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:24:00 PST

Hometown drama.. or should I say Bitches!!

I can't express how fed up I am with all the hometown drama. I come in town to relax, see my family and few friends that I have, not to put up with drama that should have ended on High School graduati...
Posted by Holley on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 01:56:00 PST

I'm Now Booking Events!

Heyyy everyone! Just a short note to all you club/lounge promoters/managers/owners... I have gotten some emails for request so... If you are interested in booking me for an event shoot me a line ...
Posted by Holley on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 11:53:00 PST

THANKS EVERYONE!!!!

Heyyyy there everyone! I just got in from my party, its now like 1:15. I know I had to go early. I was extremely exhausted and my feet were killing me from the heels I was wearing. I wana thank each a...
Posted by Holley on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 01:27:00 PST

MY PINK CARPET PARTY THIS TUESDAY!!!!

Heyyy everyone here in LA. I knew I was having a red carpet party ( its actually gona be pink  carpet) to celebrate my April issue... but anyways I  just found out that its THIS TUESDAY NIGH...
Posted by Holley on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 12:17:00 PST

You know you have made it big when....

You made the cover of the Gadsden Times. lol JKJKJKJK!!! For you Gadsden/Etowah county natives who didnt see yesterdays front page of the Gadsden Times heres the article/picture they did of me. They d...
Posted by Holley on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 01:31:00 PST

my episode of NEXT on MTV

heyyyy everyone. just wanted to let you  know that my episode of NEXT on MTV that i shot is finally  comming on! Monday,Jan 9th at 5:00 pacific. Some of you didnt know that I did it but I di...
Posted by Holley on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 07:49:00 PST

Insecurity...My everyday thoughts revealed

Man..... I am having one of those days.....if you are a girl, you know what I am talking about...guys may have them too. Insecurity....gah I have NEVER felt so un pretty. Why? Why do I feel like this?...
Posted by Holley on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 10:01:00 PST