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Ninja SkyMan

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About Me

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My Interests

Games, Travel, Business, Acting, Karaoke, Sports, Changing the lives of people (for the better)

I'd like to meet:

Jennifer Love HewittAlicia SilverstoneAndrea ParkerKeeley HazellGOD

Music:

REM, Everclear, Weezer, Counting Crows, Amy Grant, Savage Garden, Madonna, Pink, Blink 182, TuPac, Michael W. Smith, Tom Petty, Simple Plan, and of course Jennifer Love Hewitt

Movies:

Blast from the Past, Shawshank Redemption, American Beauty, Professional, Tuxedo, Iron Monkey, Golden Child, Coming to America, Omega Code 2, Equilibrium, Aladdin, and of course all Jennifer Love Hewitt and Alicia Silverstone flicks

Television:

Smallville, Home Improvement, Friends, Seinfield, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Everybody Loves Raymond, Simpsons, Pretender, Ghost Whisperer, Miss Match

Books:

Pretty much anything by Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Bible Prophecy and of course Biblical Literature

Heroes:

God, for putting up with me all this time and not turning me into a big steaming pile of donkey poo..."

My Blog

WANTED

A tall well-built woman with good reputation who can cook frog legs, who appreciates a good fuc- schia garden, classical music and tal- king without getting too serious. But please only read lines 1, ...
Posted by Ninja SkyMan on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 03:23:00 PST

Who should be in the cast of the upcoming Halo movie?

I personally think these would make great additions for the movie: Viggo Mortensen (LOTR, GI Jane, etc) - MC/Spartan 117 Charlie Murphy (Eddie's Bro, Comedian) - Sarge Terri Hatcher (Desperate Housewi...
Posted by Ninja SkyMan on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 07:01:00 PST

Jokes (funny)

Q. Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?A. He's all right now. Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink. Q....
Posted by Ninja SkyMan on Thu, 25 May 2006 02:54:00 PST

One-Liners (funny)

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines Early bird gets the worm, but the secon...
Posted by Ninja SkyMan on Thu, 25 May 2006 08:59:00 PST

Confucius Say (funny)

Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk Confu...
Posted by Ninja SkyMan on Thu, 25 May 2006 08:56:00 PST

Answer Machine Messages

Congratulations!  You've just been selected to leave a message at the tone. You got the machine, you know the routine At the tone, you're on your own.  Me no here. Me go bye. Leave me messag...
Posted by Ninja SkyMan on Thu, 25 May 2006 08:54:00 PST

Pick-Up Lines (funny)

To hell with 69 hon, I'll give you 68 and owe you one. Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? Aicarumba...are those real? Be unique and dif...
Posted by Ninja SkyMan on Thu, 25 May 2006 08:51:00 PST