Post surgical update |
Although it looks bad, my surgery went very well! Better than expected! Thanks for everyone that showed their love and support!...
Posted by B ~SCM 112~ on Sat, 26 May 2007 07:13:00 PST |
Overwhelmed by ANXIETY |
To start with, I had a very bad class tonight- I am not supposed to wear my hearing aid anymore, so I didnt hear a damn thing!!!!!! Next, I messed up my quiz! I have 2 big final projects that need to ...
Posted by B ~SCM 112~ on Fri, 25 May 2007 07:09:00 PST |
Long overdue |
I finally got the clearance to get a cochlear implant!!!!!!!! What does that mean: I finally get my hearing back! Life is GREAT! My surgery is may 25th! I can't freakin wait!!!! ...
Posted by B ~SCM 112~ on Mon, 14 May 2007 02:46:00 PST |
Please sign my guest book |
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Posted by B ~SCM 112~ on Fri, 04 May 2007 11:37:00 PST |
Man Law |
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances:(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The moment Angelina Jolie ...
Posted by B ~SCM 112~ on Wed, 02 May 2007 09:36:00 PST |
Urine test |
"Like a lot of folks in this state I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit.In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a rando...
Posted by B ~SCM 112~ on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:39:00 PST |
Adult funny jokes |
Fourth Place:> >> >A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow>goes> >into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her >and> >says, "Ma'am, if your heart is ...
Posted by B ~SCM 112~ on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 11:10:00 PST |
Redneck pick-up lines |
Redneck Man's pick up lines (1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away. (2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. (3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ...I can't hold it in. (4) Do you ha...
Posted by B ~SCM 112~ on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 08:46:00 PST |
What is a Cleveland Brown? |
A Bengal is a tigerAnd a fast plane is a Jet.A Cowboy comes from TexasAnd a Raider's tough I'll bet.A Viking's from the frigid north.Seahawks live near the sea.All are names of football teams,Just lik...
Posted by B ~SCM 112~ on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 05:24:00 PST |
Why couples don't have sex! |
Dear Wife,During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.The following is a list of why I did not succeed more of...
Posted by B ~SCM 112~ on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 05:20:00 PST |
