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About Me

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Alaura Ella-Alexis
Birthday: 8MAR
Birthplace: Birmingham
Current Location: In front of my computer
Eye Color: Bluegreengrayyellow-ish with a dark blue ring around it all
Height: 5.7
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, but my reactions are slow in both....hehe
Your Heritage: Irish, dutch, german, english
The Shoes You Wore Today: sandals
Your Weakness: Bright tie dye, incense, computers, drinks
Your Fears: The day the world eats it's self
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni, banana peppers, extra cheese, less grease
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Living peacefully, go to Bonnaroo, sleep more
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fuck that
Thoughts First Waking Up: ahhhhh fuck
Your Bedtime: When the music stops and the lights go out
Your Most Missed Memory: Not knowing the evils of the world
Pepsi or Coke: Depends, Pepsi is sweet and the first sip of Coke kicks yer ass.... probably Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: ick
Single or Group Dates: SIngle
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Maybe
Do you belive in yourself: At times
Do you get Motion Sickness: No.
Do you think you are Attractive: Not particularly
Are you a Health Freak: Not really
Do you get along with your Parents: My mom
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A pack of smokes from my brother
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Ha, yes
Ever been Beaten up: No, peace!
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: At the climax of an orgasm, while smoking and eating a peace of cheesecake, quickly and painlessly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A mexican....ahahahahahahaha
What country would you most like to Visit: Fiji, the Galapogus Islands
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue or green
Favourite Hair Color: Brown or dark
Short or Long Hair: no preference
Height: Tall
Weight: Average
Best Clothing Style: Whatever they like and are comfortable in
Number of Drugs I have taken: Me? More than a few
Number of CDs I own: last i checked 347
Number of Piercings: None, no, not my ears
Number of Tattoos: None yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Plenty, but life moves on
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My Interests

Graphic Design, Music, Concerts, Pool, Photography, Writing, Sketching, Thrift Store Shopping, Chilling, Hackey Sack), People Watching, Flowers, Computers/Programming, Hoodies, Film, Art of all kinds, Bonaroo Individuality, Loyalty, Surrounding myself with good company, Making things, showing people I care, helping people with their problems, Improving myself, meeting new people, reading......more .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..
How to make a Laura
Ingredients:
5 parts mercy
5 parts humour
3 parts insecurity
2 parts honesty
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Top it off with a sprinkle of caring and compassion and enjoy!
Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet someone interesting, music loving, peace loving, open minded, open hearted, free spirited, casually handsome, who loves film, art, and a good time. Who has a strange twang to them and needs affection and is affectionate. Different, but doesn't try to be, money isn't a necessity, love of life is. Who smokes, preferrably, because I do, and i don't want to have to quit for some stupid boy. Free thinking, laid back, kind hearted, digitally literate......wow, nevermind, no wonder i'm alone, stop reading this and go back to livingAlbert Hoffman, Tim Burton, C.S. Lewis, J.R.R. Tolkein, Karen O, George Lucas, Robert Plan, Jimmy Paige, Shakesphere. Charles Manson, Pixar's graphic team, James Maynard Keenan, Trey Anastasio, Bush so i could put a cigarette out in his eye and walk away, Jack Johnson, **Mitch Hedberg (RIP) Buckethead, Bob Marley, Jerry Garcia..... just to name a small few

Music:

A VERY SMALL and vague summary (of mostly jam_bands, which is not all i'm into, but all i have up currently, just give me time people!!!: .. .. .. ....

Movies:

Okay.... not all of them, or even close, but a few of the greats.....

Television:

South Park, Family Guy, CSI, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama, Monk, House.....and anything on Fuse, Comedy Central, IFC, The Travel Channel, Discovery Health, or E!NOT the Food Network when i'm baked..... uh uh

Books:

-The Lord of the Rings, J.R.R. Tolkein -Blind Sighted, Peter Moore -Catch 22, Joseph Heller -To Kill A Mockingbird, Harper Lee -Dirt Music, Tim Winton -Blue Like Jazz, Donald Miller -The Catcher In The Rye, J.D. Salinger -The Chronicals of Narnia, C.S. Lewis -The Great Gatsby, F. Scott Fitzgerald -Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, Lewis Carroll -The Mists Of Avalon, Marion Zimmer-Bradley -Hardcore Zen, Brad Warner -The Age Of Reason, Thomas Paine -High Fidelity, Nick Hornby -The Old Man and the Sea, Hemmingway -The Giver, Louis Lowery A Million Little Pieces , My Friend Leonard-James Frey -Gathering Blue, Louis Lowery -Interview With a Vampire, Anne Rice -Dracula, Bram Stoker -many many many many more

Heroes:

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My Blog

Am I a passenger?

I roll the window downAnd then begin to breathe inThe darkest country roadAnd the strong scent of evergreenFrom the passenger seat as you are driving me home.Then looking upwardsI strain my eyes and t...
Posted by Redirect yourself to myspace.com/peaceloveandgreen on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 06:59:00 PST

Lightning Skies and fire flies/ return to Cahaba Cove/ pretty guys in drag

So yeah, i had this beautiful blog all typed up Friday night and my shit went blah and erased it....... but yeah, in short, the storms we had last week were gorgeous. We sat out in a back yard for lik...
Posted by Redirect yourself to myspace.com/peaceloveandgreen on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 07:35:00 PST

Do it or DIE......okay, probably not, but still....pretend

1. would u give me a hug?2. take me to the movies?3. hit on me?4.dance with me?5. what do you think of me?6. what concert would you like to see with me?7. go to a concert with me? 8. pick me up o...
Posted by Redirect yourself to myspace.com/peaceloveandgreen on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 06:04:00 PST

This started out as a bulliten.......

I'm so tired of seeing those "Jesus died for you..... if you do not repost this your soul with rot in hell.....blah blah blah" bullitens. Who says? And why do you disguise the name with some clever li...
Posted by Redirect yourself to myspace.com/peaceloveandgreen on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 07:26:00 PST

Slowly disappear....never really here

Ever had something happen to you so much that it just becomes part of the game? You just kind of learn to accept it and even take it and go on about things. Well, i've fallen subject to this little "t...
Posted by Redirect yourself to myspace.com/peaceloveandgreen on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 07:56:00 PST

The Gaping Lotus Experience

So today has been the best day I've had in a while...... I found an unopened pack of Reds, twenty bucks, found out I passed all my exit exams (OMFG yayaya), got free food at subway, won a free carwash...
Posted by Redirect yourself to myspace.com/peaceloveandgreen on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 07:42:00 PST

I can't play that way....

Tired. Tired of being played, lied to, deceived. What happen to the common courtesy of being honest to everyone, especially people you like to call your friends. I want to be with someone who is going...
Posted by Redirect yourself to myspace.com/peaceloveandgreen on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 11:05:00 PST

Song for the Dumped

    Well......... things between Robbie and I are over completely. No chance of anythig beyond a friendship. After completely talking things out with him, i think its for the best reall...
Posted by Redirect yourself to myspace.com/peaceloveandgreen on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 07:15:00 PST

What am I to you?

What am I to you? Tell me darling true To me you are the sea As fast as you can be And deep the shade of blue When you're feeling low To whom else do you go? See I cry if you hurt I'd give you my las...
Posted by Redirect yourself to myspace.com/peaceloveandgreen on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 11:36:00 PST

Oh yeah? Well why don't you eat me

So i've been thinking..........Yeah, i know, uh oh.........     I've been thinking about comparisons. Have you ever had a problem comparing things you know you shouldn't? Like you've h...
Posted by Redirect yourself to myspace.com/peaceloveandgreen on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 02:10:00 PST