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Kirkland Ciccone

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Kirkland Ciccone is a spoken word performing walking talking one man show. He is currently preparing for 2008 and completed his one man show IN BED WITH KIRKLAND CICCONE (named after the Madonna documentary) and is recording a spoken word album and an EP called Kirkland Ciccone's Moany Pony which will be available on good digital shops and limited edition physicals. New shows are being prepared for these and other subjects. Kirkland also works as a regional A&R for ONE LITTLE INDIAN RECORDS and reports back to them weekly on any bands in the local scene that he likes. A man has gotta do what a man's gotta do.
Kirkland also writes/contributes/contributed for the following music sites:
Popology.tv, This Is Fake DIY, Subba Cultcha, Neu, Rock Louder (his Kittie feature is the most read article on it), Bubblegum Slut, and loads of others He is a regular on Planet Sound's The Void. Nice. He also contributes witty stories to the Cumbernauld News.
On the morning of 9/2/07 Terry Wogan himself mentioned Kirkland on his Radio 2 morning show. How surreal! Kirkland Ciccone was born on Friday 13th (true) and pioneered the use of pinstripe suit jackets and jeans in the Glasgow area (totally true) and his middle name might not be Michael.
Kirkland Ciccone's recent gigs were at the Cumbernauld Theatre where he organised an event called A Secret History Of Cumbernauld. It was the sleeper hit of the season and a sequel is being done in June for the town's 50th Birthday and Kirkland will be announcing some other cool projects which may likely include a book published by a nice publisher! He is included on the legendary Poems & Pints database and in April 2008 will do some gigs in Glasgow and he stars in the one man pop history In Bed With Kirkland Ciccone.
A trained yet bored journalist, Kirkland took his love for reading books, performance art and storytelling and attempted to combine the two into performance storytelling. So what does this involve? Verse, rhyme, tall tales and screaming at the audience. But he does it so well! His influnces range from Roald Dahl to Terry Hall to Ivor Cutler to Penny Broadhurst to Betty Boo to Liz Lochhead and Doctor Who. He has supported Liz Lochhead at The Panopticon and had a bigger audience at Word 2006 than Bernard MacLaverty. Hurrah!
Alan McGee (he discovered Oasis and helped bring some amazing music to the masses) commented about Kirkland on his own blog: "An important reason why net independence is important". Never let it be said that Kirkland is not punk. Even if Kirkland doesn't know what the fuck net independence is actually about.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/9/2006
Band Website: kirklandciccone.co.uk
Band Members: KIRKLAND CICCONE'S POP HELL - a podcast about pop music.


Influences: Christopher Eccleston, Doctor Who, Betty Boo, Lois Duncan, Madonna, Le Tigre, Soft Cell, Nirvana, Girls Aloud, Twin Peaks, Suspiria, Alfred Hitchcock, Agatha Christie, Spice Girls, Billie Piper, Atari Teenage Riot, Tatu, Stan Lee, Batman, Gary Numan, Eurythmics, David Tennant, Miss Kittin, William Golding, Tommaso Pincio, Pietro Aretino, Bubblegum Slut, Suicide, Blondie, Kylie Minogue, Peaches, Quixote, The Three Investigators, Sunset Beach, Ivor Cutler, Nancy Drew, Stephen King, Robert Cormier, Spiderman, Lois Lane, The Cure, Mark Moore, Deee-lite, Adam And The Ants, The Sex Pistols, Lolita Storm, Clare Grant, Dr Pepper and Coca-Cola, Alice Cooper, Siouxsie And The Banshees, Lord Of The Flies, Liz Lochead, Terry Hall, Carol Ann Duffy and Penny Broadhurst.
Sounds Like: Me trying to channel Pulsallama and Moon Unit Zappa.
Record Label: Fire Of Wrath
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Central FM

I'm going to be on Central FM at some point in the next fortnight.  They're very brave asking me.  I'll probably be a good boy and say nice things.  I'm talking about my wee sequel cal...
Posted by Kirkland Ciccone on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 11:52:00 PST

Tell Us A Story Kirkland Ciccone: The Kids Love Josie Jump

Tell Us A Story Kirkland Ciccone! OK.  This is a true story of an event that happened to a friend of my mother called Lesley when she took her grandson James to Tobermory where the smash hit (but...
Posted by Kirkland Ciccone on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 07:21:00 PST

Hello Ladies & Gentlemen

I've been totally tardy at updates recently but there are good reasons for this.  I've been very busy getting stuff done for myself!  I've got loads to tell you all.  First thing is fir...
Posted by Kirkland Ciccone on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 10:18:00 PST

’Professional Victims’ feature for At Large Magazine.

http://www.at-largemagazine.com/fame/nonfic/ciccone.html A feature commissioned by At Large for myself to write!     K x...
Posted by Kirkland Ciccone on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 11:06:00 PST

News Buzz

Please be patient!  Major updates to this MySpace coming soon and I'm busy recording Kirkland Ciccone's Moany Pony EP which you will hear bits of soon before it goes on sale on iTunes etc and hop...
Posted by Kirkland Ciccone on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 01:23:00 PST

My Name Is Kirkland Ciccone/I Drowned My Wife

In between my one man shows around Scotland this year, I'm going to release a little spoken word album full of skits/stories/barmy commentaries and verses.  It'll be released digitally so people ...
Posted by Kirkland Ciccone on Mon, 05 May 2008 06:05:00 PST

Toe!

I have broken my toe.   It is very sore and I can barely walk right now.  I smashed up the chest of drawers that done it to me and it felt great!   www.kirklandciccone.co.uk has de...
Posted by Kirkland Ciccone on Sun, 04 May 2008 11:55:00 PST

In Bed With Kirkland Ciccone :: Last Night

It was absolutely brilliant.  I couldn't have asked for a better night and it's probably the most enjoyable thing I've ever done.  I had a blast. Someone nearly fell off their seat they...
Posted by Kirkland Ciccone on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 02:30:00 PST

Kirkland Ciccone in At Large Magazine

They asked me a little while ago to contribute to it so I gave them a piece of short (and very odd) fiction called Grantisocial Behaviour. You can read the online version here: http://www.at-largemag...
Posted by Kirkland Ciccone on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 02:44:00 PST

RU Grantisocial?

  I'm busy getting things ready for my live pop lecture In Bed With Kirkland Ciccone. The flyers have went up (they're very punky) and tickets are doing okay. Which is good! It's at The Cumberna...
Posted by Kirkland Ciccone on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:02:00 PST