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drew (on your face)

existing yourself, is it...nothing more needs to exist in your tiny little world...

About Me

freelance artist, seeks spoken word events, theatrical activities, animal/plant residences with a Good SOH, always ready for verbal GBH and anything with keen sense irony...


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My Interests

*Montgomery, Pierre et Giles, *Selena, *Benjamin, Theatre,*Conswela - the Mexican Christmas Tree, Recycling, *Lancelot, David Shrigley, Need Company, My Fish - Samson, Lionel, Adonis, Serge, Frank, The Kit Kat Klub, Gilbert, Orion, Geoffrey and Dillon, Boys, Badges with Slogans, *Ephegenia, Eddie Izzard, Stark, *Wolverine, *Spiderman and *Storm (the three super-heroic spiderplants)Design, *Paulo and Pablo, Cooking, *Trojan, *Roman, Stationary, De La Guarda, Environmentalism, Live Art, *Aldous 2nd, *Basil 5th, *Jean-Paul 2nd, Forced Entertainment, *Vera, Yoshitomo Nara, My Family and Stan, *Tallulah, *Barbara, *Huey, *Tracey, *Bronze, *Sharon, *Doris, *J-Lo, *Stewart, *Tim, *Zachary. Also Penelope - my Hamster (and her bizarre habits). ((All names with a * indicate a house plant - if i've missed any of you out - sorry boys!))

I'd like to meet:

Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 70% Hulk 70% The Flash 70% Green Lantern 70% Iron Man 70% Catwoman 65% Wonder Woman 55% Supergirl 45% Robin 45% Superman 40% Batman 40% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

Music:

Mouse on Mars, The Nextmen, Nine Inch Nails, The Knife, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, A Tribe Called Quest, Buck 65, Tom Middleton, Skunk Anansie, Nina Costa, Martina Topley-Bird, Massive Attack, 2 Many DJs, Lou Reed, PRINCE, Transformers the Movie OST, Nellie McKay, The Avalanches, The Eagles, The Flying Lizards, The Shins, Colin Hay, Jamie Liddell, Datarock, Jack Herren, The Eels.

Movies:

In this order the top five... (inform me of your own - it's very telling of one's personality) 1. Transformers the Movie 2. Battle Royale 3. Amelie 4. Hedwig and the Angry Inch 5. Empire Records

Television:

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH - anything! The West Wing! Scrubs. Cartoons - Visionaries, Transformers, Family Guy, Batman, Duckula, Danger Mouse, Go-Bots, Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors, Pinky and the Brain, How the Body Works.

Books:

1. Douglas Coupland - Life after God 2. Tony Kushner - Angels in America (part 1) 3. Brett Easton Ellis - Lunar Park 4. Alan Moore, Dave Gibbons - Watchmen 5. F. Scott Fitzgerald - The Great Gatsby 5.

Heroes:

Michael Pitt, John Cameron Mitchell, Kevin Smith, Parker Posey, Milla Jovovich, Shannyn Sossamon, Yoshitomo Nara, David Shrigley, Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal

My Blog

me won't do no good to call the police always come late

Last night I heard the screaming, loud voices behind the wall Another sleepless night for me  It's hard to sleep when my heart is pounding           &nb...
Posted by drew (on your face) on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 04:44:00 PST

beyonce the snail...that's right

so my latest pets include fish and two aquatic snails, names after the knowles sisters Beyonce (destiny's child fame) and Salonge (Beyonce's sister...fame...of sorts) anyway they are the fastest thing...
Posted by drew (on your face) on Tue, 29 May 2007 10:28:00 PST

me wont do no good to call the police always come late

Govanhill Monday 23rd April 00:04 Echoes of tracey chapman  Last night I heard the screaming, loud voices behind the wall. Another sleepless night for Her. I can sleep through tropical storms. I'm...
Posted by drew (on your face) on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 01:43:00 PST

my new bag

my new bag is blue my new bag is dirty my new bag has some chewing gum stuck to the bottom of the inside seam I have ripped off the "comfort" strip from the strap of my new bag I have taken out the co...
Posted by drew (on your face) on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:55:00 PST

trilogy - technology is the bane of my life part 3

So because i don't go out and when i do the land of the gays is always last on the list especially for me, let alone all my pissed mates....my probabilities are always low the ratio of gays to non i...
Posted by drew (on your face) on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 05:16:00 PST

technology is the bane of my existence...Vol.2

bring back those days when i didn't have the option to send that last text that made me look fucking crazy - (and my memory the morning after was always hazy)..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-...
Posted by drew (on your face) on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 03:21:00 PST

technology is the bane of my existence... numero uno

purely and simply, bring back those days when i could only get in touch with you when you happened to be at home, when the operator would call my mum and in her dulsy tone  ...
Posted by drew (on your face) on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 03:11:00 PST

obituary for my stolen kingdom

sitting in an unfamiliar kitchen the continual sound of a dashing young, familiar smelling glaswegian sander whirring in my ears desperately wanting to poo, but cannot move for fear of dust poisoning ...
Posted by drew (on your face) on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 02:35:00 PST

001 Blog?

ok so this is the closest i've ever got to a blog...but in it's original inseption is was simply rambling to someone i've not yet met, make of that what you will these are my current obsessions... *Pr...
Posted by drew (on your face) on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 01:13:00 PST

NY Diaries March 3rd 2004

This is dedicated to Miss Bassey, Mr John Andrew, Mr Robert Downey Jnr and Madame Rosario Dawson. To the pros (whom everyone knows), thank you for A guide to Recognizing your saints, it was like being...
Posted by drew (on your face) on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 05:13:00 PST