things that i have learnt whilst in saudi arabia [so far] |
if jumping spiders don't want to jump, then they damn well won't. even if you release them from the paracetomol tub yer maw caught them in, and then prod them as 'encouragement'. th...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:37:00 GMT |
Best Mug In The World ... Ever!! |
This christmas Fiona's family were kind enough to give me a 'Paint Your Own Mug Kit', needless to say I was over the moon when I saw it. Today I finally decided on my concept. I decided to dedicate th...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 08:47:00 GMT |
gender quandaries |
yesterday my friend's mum said i reminded her of grayson perry. score. although i once saw an interview with him and was quite jealous of his dress, so i'm willing to take it as a complime...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 14:10:00 GMT |
i hope you're happy with yourself |
no one replied to our make racism illegal bulletin so those 5 children are now very much dead. as i was crushing their little black faces with my oxford dictionary they asked me 'why, why must we die'...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 04:27:00 GMT |
so glad i found this... |
Just happened to *cough* stumble upon this. It's the rules for dressing for parties at christmastime, so you can get a guy. These may well apply any time of the year though. Pretty s...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 15:10:00 GMT |
stealthy like a ninja... |
wow, i feel like such a rebel, i'm on an illegal internet connection... well, less illegal and more not allowed by school administration, but still.. i feel a bit like johnny lee miller in hackers.&nb...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 10:48:00 GMT |
glasgow gaming society = murderers |
i'm watching a show about hunting hippos and i'm not sure if it's a joke or not. if anyone else is watching it send me your views it's on bbc2 and is called underground britain. me and fiona saw 40 ye...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 14:24:00 GMT |
mmm jam doughnuts, i had to buy 10 pack it was all they had |
i just got back from tesco where me and my bro, drew, got my dad some 65p socks and an apple pie for his birthday. drew just spilt coke everywhere. i just remembered that U2 automatically got into the...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 08:32:00 GMT |
fiona i think it's just you and me that read these |
so i think that birthday card from pixel was the best thing i've ever seen. by the way in your message to sarah you said beast instead of best. i hope you did that on purpose. my life is pretty dull r...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 13:42:00 GMT |
write proper you bastards [or marry me] |
dear world, how much time are people saving by writing OMG instead of oh my god - are they quasi-religious and think if they don't physically write it out then it's ok. don't use the lord's name...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
