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RON'S SEXY SUPERPAGE!

RON PARISI + TERRY SCHIAVO 4 LIFE!

About Me

THIS MYSPACE IS MEANT TO MAKE YOU WANT TO PUNCH A SMALL CHILD. IF AFTER READING THIS BLOG YOU DO NOT FEEL THE NEED TO PUNCH A SMALL CHILD, I HAVE FAILED YOU AND MY OTHER FELLOW AMERICANS.

My Interests

MODIFICATIONS! VODKA! HIP-REPLACEMENTS! BUYING THINGS! WALKING DOWNHILL! PONIES! RENAMING THINGS! MY CAT! YOUR MOM! FEEDING TUBES! HOSPITAL BEDS! SHOES!

I'd like to meet:

KELLY, TERRY SCHIAVO, RONALD PARISI, AND SVEN 25!

Music:

SIA, RACHEL STEVENS, MARYLIN MANSON, LILY ALLEN, GARBAGE, DIDN'T TERRY SCHIAVO RECORD A SONG ONCE?

Movies:

28 DAYS LATER, V FOR VENDETTA, SAVED, FIGHT CLUB, SICKO, AEONFLUX

Television:

SIX FEET UNDER, WEEDS, QUEER AS FOLK, DEXTER, and NIP/TUCK

Books:

RUNNING WITH SCISSORS, DRY, WICKED, THE 'RAINBOW BOYS' SERIES, MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA, THE GIVER

Heroes:

KELLY! SARAH SILVERMAN! TERRY SCHIAVO! MOTHER TERESA!

My Blog

Thank You, QWEST!

I will have internet up again on Friday this time care of the much cheaper Qwest. Only 36 bucks for the internet, as opposed to comcasts new 60 charge just for net-Sent from my Helio.
Posted by RON'S SEXY SUPERPAGE! on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 01:24:00 PST

Fuck First Class

how exciting is it that i got a free first class upgrade? how retarded is it that i couldnt ebjoy my first class upgrade becuase thee whole flight some douce bag kid banged and kicked and ye,,ed and p...
Posted by RON'S SEXY SUPERPAGE! on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 10:58:00 PST

NY

So my trip to upstate New York did what all my trips to upstate New York do, and make me really really glad to be heading back to Seattle. Maybe it's the air? I think it's the people. I do not do smal...
Posted by RON'S SEXY SUPERPAGE! on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 02:19:00 PST

Holy Writ!

Holy writ! 'God' files response to lawsuitPapers, 1 filed by lawyer (the other direct?), argue deity faultless, immune..>..>..>..>LINCOLN, Neb. - The mystery of one response to a lawsuit against God h...
Posted by RON'S SEXY SUPERPAGE! on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 03:15:00 PST

Nelson Mendela Quote about My Life.

There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered - Nelson Mendela
Posted by RON'S SEXY SUPERPAGE! on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 08:08:00 PST

ohio...

ohio is a steady reminder of how much i hate white people.-Sent from my Helio.
Posted by RON'S SEXY SUPERPAGE! on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 05:19:00 PST

crazy!

how ironic and crazy is it that they played the six feet under theme music while the plane was loading?!? then fergie (booo)-Sent from my Helio.
Posted by RON'S SEXY SUPERPAGE! on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 12:32:00 PST

an open letter

dear old woman behind me waiting to get on the plane; Stop talking. Shut up. its midnight! shouldn't you be changing your colostomy bag or something? you are loud. 7 dont carebabout ur condo. 8 dont c...
Posted by RON'S SEXY SUPERPAGE! on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 12:01:00 PST

RON + TERRY Vol.1 Epi.1

One day, I was walking down the street, when I met Terry Schiavo and I was all like,"What up, ho?""Oh not much, Ron" Terry replied "Just chilling in my wheel-a-bed, drinking some life-food".Ron gasped...
Posted by RON'S SEXY SUPERPAGE! on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:29:00 PST

(fudge) PACKING LIST!

I've got my:BookZuneLaptop +CordsOceanDVDsHeadphonespaper/pencilSoaps +RazorClothesWatch +JewelryGiftsI need to print out my flight plans!
Posted by RON'S SEXY SUPERPAGE! on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 04:53:00 PST