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Crowdsurfer

It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob!

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Steven Patrice-Christopher Schäfer
Birthday: 03/03/1980
Birthplace: San Francisco, CA
Current Location: Seattle, WA
Eye Color: Blue-green-grey
Hair Color: dark Blonde
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: 100% German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Workboots
Your Weakness: Chocolate
Your Fears: Needles, Dentists & Dentists with Needles
Your Perfect Pizza: Szechuan Chicken with bean sprouts
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Save some money
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: BRB, the kids are up
Thoughts First Waking Up: 10 more minutes
Your Best Physical Feature: My Eyes
Your Bedtime: used to be 2-3 am, more like 11 pm now
Your Most Missed Memory: The carefree days of being a teenager
Pepsi or Coke: Depends on what's cheaper at the time
MacDonalds or Burger King: Macca's
Single or Group Dates: I don't date
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea is nasty
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Like a stagehand
Do you Sing: Very off key
Do you Shower Daily: Only if I get dirty daily
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Already did
Do you want to get Married: Already did
Do you belive in yourself: Every day
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Not attracted to guys, so nope
Are you a Health Freak: Far from it
Do you get along with your Parents: Very well, thank you
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes I do, pity we don't get them here
Do you play an Instrument: Not in the traditional sense. no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes I have
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes I have
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Yes, once
Ever been called a Tease: Not since the accident
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Quietly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A dirty old man
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: Depends on what she can pull off
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: Proportionate
Best Clothing Style: Naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: 900 +
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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My Interests

Film, Photography, Live Music, my Wife, my 2 Sons, Collecting Bootlegs

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

So far I've seen 250+ bands at 306+ shows and worked 98+ of those shows (I don't know all the names of all the opening acts to all the shows I've been to):

1) 3 Colours Red (TWICE!)
2) 3 Inch Max
3) 16 Horsepower
4) Abandoned Pools
5) the Accused
6) Adema
7) Aerosmith (TWICE)
8) Alien Ant Farm
9) All American Rejects (TWICE!)
10) Anathema
11) Angie Aparo (TWICE!)
12) Apocalyptica (TWICE!)
13) Ash
14) the Ataris
15) Atreyu
16) Audioslave (TWICE!)
17) Avenged Sevenfold
18) the Backstreet Boys
19) Bad Religion (TWICE!)
20) Barenaked Ladies
21) Be
22) the Beach Boys
23) Beastie Boys
24) Beck (TWICE!)
25) Dierks Bentley
26) Big & Rich
27) Biohazard (TWICE!)
28) Black Crowes (THREE TIMES!)
29) Black Label Society (TWICE!)
30) Black Mountain
31) Black Sabbath
32) Blondie
33) the Blood Brothers
34) Bloodhound Gang (TWICE!)
35) Blur
36) Breaking Benjamin
37) Brooks & Dunn
38) Bush (TWICE!)
39) Cathedral
40) Kenny Chesney
41) Chevelle
42) Children of Bodom
43) Kelly Clarkson
44) the Click Five
45) George Clinton and the P-Funk Allstars
46) Coal Chamber
47) Coldplay
48) Counting Crowes
49) Cradle of Filth
50) Crosby, Stills & Nash
51) Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
52) Sheryl Crowe
53) Cut Copy
54) the Dandy Warhols
55) Dateless
56) The Datsuns
57) Dave Matthews Band (THREE TIMES!)
58) Def Leppard (TWICE!)
59) Deftones
60) Disturbed
61) the Dixie Chicks
62) Dog Eat Dog (TWICE!)
63) Richard Dorfmeister
64) Dragonforce
65) Drain
66) Dropkick Murphys
67) Bob Dylan
68) Eagles of Death Metal
69) Eels
70) El Tattoo del Tigre
71) Everlast & The Whitefolx
72) the Exploited
73) Fallout Boy
74) Far
75) Fatso Jetson
76) Fear Factory
77) Flickerstick
78) Foo Fighters (FIVE TIMES!)
79) Fountains of Wayne
80) Franz Ferdinand
81) Frozen Sun (TWICE!)
82) the Fun Lovin' Criminals
83) Nelly Furtado
84) Garbage
85) The Gathering (THREE TIMES!)
86) Girls Against Boys
87) Godsmack
88) Goethes Erben
89) Gogol Bordello
90) Goo Goo Dolls
91) Goofy's Revenge
92) Gorefest
93) Amy Grant
94) Green Day
95) Handsome Devil
96) Ben Harper and the Innocent Criminals
97) Hatebreed
98) de Heideroosjes (TWICE!)
99) Hidden in Plain View
100)Hole
101)Horrorpops
102)I$i$
103)I against I
104)Ice-T
105)In Flames
106)Incubus
107)Iron Maiden
108)the Jesus Lizard
109)Jimmy Eat World
110)Jack Johnson
111)Journey
112)Kane Hodder (TWICE)
113)KC & the Sunshine Band
114)Toby Keith (TWICE!)
115)Kent
116)Killswitch Engage
117)B.B. King
118)Klinkehammer
119)KoRn (THREE TIMES!)
120)Lenny Kravitz
121)Lacuna Coil (TWICE!)
122)Lagwagon (TWICE!)
123)Lamb
124)Lamb of God
125)Blaine Larson
126)the Lashes
127)Less than Jake
128)Lifehouse
129)Li’l Bow Wow
130)Limp Bizkit
131)Lit
132)Ludacris
133)Luscious Jackson
134)Mad Caddies
135)Mad Dog Loose
136)Marilyn Manson (THREE TIMES!)
137)the Mars Volta
138)Mastodon
139)Matchbook Romance
140)John Mayer
141)Mest
142)Metallica (TWICE!)
143)Mon Frere
144)Monster Magnet (TWICE!)
145)Mudvayne (TWICE!)
146)Murphy's Law
147)My Chemical Romance
148)My Dying Bride
149)Nada Surf
150)Nashville Pussy
151)Nine Black Alps
152)No Means No
153)No Use For A Name
154)North Mississippi Allstars (THREE TIMES!)
155)NRA
156)the Offspring (THREE TIMES!)
157)One Minute Silence
158)Orbital
159)Ozzy Osbourne
160)Pavement
161)Paw
162)the Peabodies
163)Pearl Jam
164)Pennywise (TWICE!)
165)Peter Pan Speedrock
166)Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers (THREE TIMES!)
167)Pist*On
168)Pitshifter
169)PJ Harvey
170)Placebo
171)Portishead
172)Post Stardom Depression
173)Psycore
174)Puddle of Mudd
175)the Pussycat Dolls (TWICE!)
176)Queens Of The Stone Age
177)Radio 4
178)Radiohead
179)Rammstein
180)Rancid (THREE TIMES!)
181)Rascal Flatts
182)the Raveonettes
183)Recover
184)Red Hot Chili Peppers (TWICE!)
185)Reel Big Fish
186)Rock Kills Kid
187)the Rolling Stones (TWICE!)
188)the Rushmores
189)Ryker's
190)Saliva
191)Schoolyard Heroes
192)Seal
193)Sebadoh
194)Shadows Fall
195)Shaggy
196)Shelter
197)Silverchair (TWICE!)
198)Six by Seven
199)Skinlab
200)Skinny
201)Slayer
202)Smashing Pumpkins
203)Smoosh
204)Soledad Brothers
205)Sonic Youth
206)Soulwax (FOUR TIMES!)
207)Soundgarden
208)Space Age Playboys
209)Sparklehorse
210)Spearhead
211)the Specials
212)Spineshank
213)SR71
214)Static X
215)Staind
216)Steely Dan
217)Rod Steward
218)Stormtroopers of Death
219)Stuck Mojo
220)the Subways
221)Suede
222)Sugarland
223)Sum 41
224)Supersub
225)System of a Down (TWICE)
226)Therion
227)Thrice (TWICE!)
228)Thumb
229)Thyne Eyes Bleed
230)Tiamat
231)Transpunk
232)TV on the Radio
233)Type O Negative
234)Urban Dance Squad
235)Van Morrison
236)Veruca Salt
237)Vue
238)Weezer
239)Weird Al Yankovic
240)White Zombie
241)Gretchen Wilson
242)Wolfmother
243)Thom Yorke with Johnny Greenwood
244)Yothu Yindi
245)Neil Young
246)Zebrahead
247)Zeke
248)Zita Swoon
249)Rob Zombie (TWICE!)
250)ZZ Top

Movies:

I've worked on these 13 films:

1) A Grimm Affair
2) Antidote
3) A Trip to the Movies
4) Bob Hope's Miracle Cure for Incarceration
5) Creatures From the Pink Lagoon
6) Delicious
7) Euphoria
8) Kim
9) The Longest Night
10) Love Gone Lost
11) Molecule Man
12) The Quiet Place
13) Sly Dog

Television:


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Heroes:


You Are the Swedish Chef
"Bork! Bork! Bork!"
Your happy and energetic - with borderline manic tendencies.
No one really gets you. And frankly, you don't even get you.
But, you sure can whip up a great chocolate mousse The Muppet Personality Test
Gimme some sugar baby.

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My 2007 season

2007 Season: February 3rd-6th: Cavalia, Irvine, CA February 20th-March 1st: Cavalia, Brussels, Belgium March 12th: Gretchen Wilson, EMP March 16th & 17th: Dare 2 Share w/ Superchic[k] & Starf...
Posted by Crowdsurfer on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 07:10:00 PST

Movie releases in 2007

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Posted by Crowdsurfer on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 07:06:00 PST

So dumb, it hurts!

I could honestly care less about beauty peagants and the following really goes to prove my point that they are just so retarded, but everyone on teh radio is talking about this and making fun of it, i...
Posted by Crowdsurfer on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 08:33:00 PST

Look, I’m a Simpson!

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Posted by Crowdsurfer on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 08:04:00 PST

A short Cavalia work video!

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Posted by Crowdsurfer on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 06:47:00 PST

R.I.P. Paule the Lifeguard Cat, Sept. '99 - June ' 07

Yesterday we had to put our cat Paule to sleep. He was sick, irreperable damage had been most certainly done to his kidneys and unfortunately we could not afford the surgeries and tests he needed. So ...
Posted by Crowdsurfer on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 05:26:00 PST

Travel adventures

As most people might know, I'm in Europe at the moment "on business" and everyone that knows Cavalia knows that it's not necessarily a picnic and to expect the unexpected. However, the trip has starte...
Posted by Crowdsurfer on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 04:57:00 PST

Questionable Parenting

So, occasionally I buy these blue toilet tablets. They're very cheap and somewhat subpar, but I buy them mostly for the entertainment value of the package. Check out what they warn you not to do: ...
Posted by Crowdsurfer on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 06:39:00 PST

The silliest thing ever!

Watch this and tell me this isn't the silliest thing ever?!   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4
Posted by Crowdsurfer on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 08:41:00 PST

Mommy, mommy, can I have a pet Zombie too?

This year I'm finally taking the time to go to some SIFF screenings. I'm leaving the country on business again on the 8th, so I can't see a lot of what I wanna but at least a couple of films will be ...
Posted by Crowdsurfer on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:25:00 PST