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Chrissy I finally have a MySpace page.

Age:: 32 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Orlando, Florida
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Diary of a South Beach Party Girl

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: South Beach, Florida
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Here For:: Friends, Networking

sharon cool,calm,collected

Age:: 37 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Paris,
Country:: France
Status:: Single
Here For:: Friends

NICHOLE THE SUN IS SHINING, THE WEATHER IS SWEET

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: JACKSONVILLE, NORTH CAROLINA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Rhonda

Age:: 44 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: WEST PALM BEACH, Florida
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Here For:: Networking

Chenyl Arrabelle

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Quezon City, Manila
Country:: Philippines
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Friends

Laura Durnell Creation never ends.

Age:: 36 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: CHICAGO, ILLINOIS
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Mtei carpe diem

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: New York,
Country:: Slovenia
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Divorced
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Nottingham
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

fennina Love is like a war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end ... Impossible to forget...

Age:: 35 years old
Gender:: Female
Country:: Hong Kong
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Single
Here For:: Serious Relationships, Friends

Elle

Age:: 51 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Wahiawa, Hawaii
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Danielle It's now or Neverland.

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Van Nuys, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Steve Action! Music-loving surfer & lit/movie geek digs life!

Age:: 40 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Central Coast, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

misty HAHAHAHAHAHA! You are SOOOO Smart!!!

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: KENTUCKY
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Darwin Saves Kyo wa ii desu.

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Long Beyotch!, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Paul Burston www.paulburston.com

Age:: 42 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: South
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Gay / Lesbian

Aldous Huxley

Age:: 100 years old
Gender:: Male
Status:: Single

Switters The More Advertising I See, the Less I Want to Buy

Age:: 43 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Tinseltown, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

Henry Catenacci

Age:: 47 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: San Antonio, Texas
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Gay / Lesbian
Here For:: Friends, Networking

susanâ™¥

Age:: 34 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: pa, nv, Pennsylvania
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

FromaVine

Age:: 99 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Los Angeles, California
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Shannon

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Isla Vista, California
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Here For:: Friends

charmaine

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: southeast asia
Country:: Philippines
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Ash I can do anything I want ... I'm cute.

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Nashville, TENNESSEE
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Saundrah

Age:: 37 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Odense, Syddanmark
Country:: Denmark
Status:: Married
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Â¤(Â¯`Â·.Pyxie.Â·Â´Â¯)Â¤ (Insert Clever Catch Line Here)

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: San Diego..Hill Crest Area, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Bisexual
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Patrick

Age:: 32 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: FALLSTON, Maryland
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Hail Ye Atomic Muffin .......all you need is love, love.....

Age:: 41 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Westville, Illinois
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Here For:: Friends

RIFF Raff has 1,000,000 Dreams Dagny Taggart

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: HAWAII
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

Stephen James

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Olympia, Washington
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Friends, Networking

HEIDI, I SUPPOSE

Age:: 17 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Hollywoodland, Alabama
Country:: Greece
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Serious Relationships

Daniel Mayhew It's all lies. None of it isn't not.

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: York,
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: Married
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Audi the Baudi no gyroscope can spin forever

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: CHICAGO!!!, ILLINOIS
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: In a Relationship
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Rob Bush

Age:: 33 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Jacksonville, Florida
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

amy

Age:: 104 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: TTDI, Kuala Lumpur
Country:: Malaysia
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Mia

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Scottsdale, ARIZONA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

ken

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Alaminos, asia
Country:: Philippines
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Single
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Mikey

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Providence, RHODE ISLAND
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Gay / Lesbian
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Tricia "Life startles us because we keep falling asleep"

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Dallas, Texas
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

♥Meechelle The Hero♥ Ahhh! Sick.

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Austin, Texas
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Middle Eastern
Status:: In a Relationship
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Blood Lush the blood is the life

Age:: 102 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: NORTH PROVIDENCE, RHODE ISLAND
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Everyone loves me, a fucking tragedy... getting fucked in the ass by college since 2003...

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: wish i was in the yayo, Montucky
Country:: Czech Republic
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

RU14ME2C Psssst...Yea You...Come Here...Click on In

Age:: 44 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Brenham, Texas
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Divorced
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Andrea

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Dundee, New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Sian The genius' lair

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Gay / Lesbian

Chola Se nÃ£o houvesse distÃ¢ncia, nÃ£o havia saudade.

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Budapest,
Country:: Hungary
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Mac Daxon I'm your huckleberry...

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: A cloud of Smoke in..., Missouri
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Lindsay I really loved that toothbrush.

Age:: 32 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Maui, Hawaii
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic

Celeste

Age:: 42 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Nampa, Idaho
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

Jeannette Become a heart-maker rather than a heart-breaker"

Age:: 38 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Granada Hills, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking