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About Me

I was nerdy before nerdy was cool. I like stupid 80's movies, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Beatles, clothes that make a bad fashion statement, and fried foods. I'd like to someday end world hunger... errr, right after dinner, that is. I think we should have solar powered cars and water fountains throughout the city that are flavored with Diet Dr. pepper. In a perfect world, dishes would do you. I love things, music that blah, blah, blah... Ok I get it, I'm boring. Please feel free to not leave me a message. I love you all, and by love, I mean I feel a vast indifference toward you. Have a swell day.

My Interests

I love basketball, playing crappy board games with my friends, and playing way too many video games for a guy my age. I love independant films, and especially anything with Audrey Tatou. I find that if you have an imagination, most things can be found interesting.
You scored as smart jock. You're a smart jock. Everyone loves you-the teachers, the coaches, the opposite sex, your family, and your friends. You love everyone, too. Sad thing is you'll either die in a tragic accident right before you graduate or go to college, gain 50 pounds, and become totally lost.

smart jock

95%

funny guy

75%

drama freak

58%

clique member

52%

sweetie

50%

band geek

45%

slut

42%

computer whiz

42%

druggie

40%

goody-good

33%

wanna-be loner

25%

wanna-be gangster

12%

total nerd

5%
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I'd like to meet:

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Music:

The Beatles, the Misfits, Bob Dylan, Muddy Watters, Chopin, Ludwig Van Beethoven, The Rolling Stones, The Cramps, Ray Charles, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Jimi Hendrix, Joan Baez, Joni Mitchell, The Doors, The Strokes, Franz Ferdinand, Tom Petty, Patsy Cline, anything by Billie Holliday, Be Bop Deluxe.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Juno, To Kill a mockingbird, a Nightmare Before Christmas, Million Dollar Baby, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Cool Hand Luke, Shawshank Redemption, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, a Streetcar Named Desire, Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood, the Lord of the Rings trilogy, ANYTHING NOT BY DAVID LYNCH(he is a fucking hack).

Television:

You're gonna rot your brain!!! Don't sit too close, or you'll go BLIND!! Television is ASS. Nothing good will come of the idiot box's existence. There is absolute trash everywhere you look on television. I try to watch as little as possible. It's the damnedest thing...When I read books, they don't try to sell me anything or tell me what I should look like or wear. What a novel idea. Get it...Novel? Whatever.

Books:

I just read two novels by Jon Hargrove. Unfinished Business and Mrs. Night are awesome books, and you should check them out if you like a witty read. I said witty, you perv.

Heroes:

Those guys that work at weinerschnitzel.

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My Blog

Move Along Folks, Nothing to See Here...

I did not have the time to write about this when it occured, but I felt the need to address this nonetheless. Bush decided, albeit way too late and in vain, that we should- wait for...
Posted by Darwin Saves on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:10:00 PST

Dogs Are Not Toys!

I know you've seen this guy around town. Or maybe you are this guy. You know about whom I am speaking... PIT BULL GUY. This is the dude that buys a dog to look tough, and has t...
Posted by Darwin Saves on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 09:56:00 PST

Black Gold, Texas Tea!

So, gas prices are finally going to hit $5.00 a gallon, huh? I never thought I'd live to see the day when you could buy some beer cheaper than gasoline. We are in an economic ...
Posted by Darwin Saves on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 10:25:00 PST

President Evil

I have recently been following the presidential nominations, and all of the grandstanding displayed by the three most prominent, current figures. What I can tell you is this-I AM FUCKED. W...
Posted by Darwin Saves on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:04:00 PST

A Vulgar Display of Futility

So let me get this straight-There are people that want to extinguish the olympic torch to prove a point? I am trying to come to terms with the fact there are still people that believe the olympi...
Posted by Darwin Saves on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:44:00 PST

Maxed out.

Have you ever felt too tired to sleep? Have your eyelids betrayed you during an important meeting? Do you fall asleep on the toilet? Then it is possible you are suffering from a cond...
Posted by Darwin Saves on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:02:00 PST

Around the world...

That’s how far it feels like I’ve driven the past week, as I’ve started a new job really far away. Almost not enough time left in the day to hate religion or politicians...
Posted by Darwin Saves on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:52:00 PST

You cant teach an old beaver new tricks.

QUOTE"I feel at great pain when the spotlight is on the death of 4,000 American soldiers, while 600,000 Iraqi deaths are ignored," she said. "War is not a movie, it is a tragedy of dead bodies, victim...
Posted by Darwin Saves on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 01:58:00 PST

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out

So, another day, another terrible candidate drops from the rankings of the presidential hopefuls. I just heard that Mitt Romney has "suspended" his presidential campaign. He pretty ...
Posted by Darwin Saves on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:50:00 PST

Stem Cells, its whats for dinner.

Let me preface this blog by saying that I am not a Liberal Democrat. But I just hate president Bush with a passion. Why do I find myself wishing that he or someone he loves gets can...
Posted by Darwin Saves on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 03:16:00 PST