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RU14ME2C

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About Me

Will Ferrell & The Landlord


Honest, charming, handsome, athletic, witty, sensitive, wealthy, kind & generous 43 year-old male. Loves children and cute furry creatures. Doesn't smoke, drink, swear, snore or leave the toilet seat up. Fully commited to monogamy and family values. Cherishes intimacy. Devoted to maintaining long-term relationships through good communication. Not ashamed to ask for directions when lost. Compulsive house cleaner, and avid recycler. Does own laundry, never watches football. Well studied in the Kama Sutra and not averse to providing maximum gratification with just a touch of discipline. World-Class chef. Loves romantic walks along moonlit beaches, romantic novels, weeps at sunsets & dreams of the day when humanity can live together in communal peace & harmony. Naturally being such a hip, happenin', renaissance kind of guy leaves little time for amorous socializing, so I thought I'd give this personals thingy a try. It is but my sincerest hope that I be considered worthy of the attention of a warm, friendly, compassionate, kind-hearted female willing to share my humble existence. What have you got to lose?

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My Interests

I like a lot of stuff, but am especially fond of stuff, things, events, activities, actions, etc. that hold my interest, or that seem interesting to do, or that I'm somehow interested in one way or another about.

I'd like to meet:

I'm looking for that one special woman who possesses, first and foremost, honesty & integrity. Of course a great personality, sense of humor, and physical attractiveness are also very important, but I'm looking for my soulmate, who I know is out there somewhere, to be truthful, loving and loyal, and in return I promise the same. SNL - CORK SOAKERSEVOLUTION OF DANCEAIRPLANE CRASHESI THINK I'M GONNA TRY TO LEARN THIS HYPNOTISM THINGY

Music:


Rock (from Classic to Metal) PERIOD . () .End of story . (-- did you catch this one?)GREAT MOVIE - CROSSROADS Duel

Movies:

I consider myself fully-putupable with lots of different types of movies from Cartoons to Porn, and almost everything in between (haven't seen any good Cartoon Porn lately though ... Anybody?)..

Television:

A truly neat-o invention. You turn this box on, and it talks at you and even shows moving pictures. Flabbergasting, isn't it? I watch it here and there, it's usually on at least in the background while I'm doin other stuff.

Books:

Books. Those doohickeys from the 'olderthandirt' civilizations of days gone by. Contain a lot of useful information in a very un-useful and archaic format. I've seen and read books as thin as "Fun with Dick & Jane" to as thick as "The United States Government's Internal Revenue Service Code Book (the unabridged version I think would stretch from here to way over there -- I'm pointing to a spot a fairly good number of feet away from me here people.) It's good to keep these books of all sizes around, because you never know when one day you will need to prop up that kitchen table leg that causes the table to rock and spill stuff all over the place, or maybe on that really cold, blizzardly, bone-chilling night when you realize that you forgot to buy, chop, steal or grow some firewood, a good book can come in real handy (I highly recommend that thick IRS sucker ... it will keep you warm all winter!)

Heroes:

Ever heard that song "Remember the Heroes". The heroes are usually remembered, because they are the ones that do those heroic deeds and things, and stuff like that will usually stick in your mind to be easily rememberable. Me? I know I have no trouble remembering my heroes. They were all very special to me, and each in their own way had their own extra-special trait. First there is .. .... Uhm ... uh .... Oh Jeez ..... .... you know who I'm talking about ... ........... Ole Whatshisface ........Okay, maybe I'll come back to this one after I can remember who in the hell my heroes are ......

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Posted by RU14ME2C on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 01:04:00 PST