HEIDI, I SUPPOSE

I'd like to meet:

I'm my favorite person I've ever met. Just kidding, you are. Therefore you should add me. Well, first I need to see some id. Then you need to tell me your most interesting encounter with a UFO. Then if you are lucky I'll add you and maybe even make you VIP. Question is, do you feel lucky? Well do ya?, Punk?! I have those cheesy movie quotes for you all week long folks, so don't go away. Now the other question is, are you invincible like me? If you are even close to my invincible capabilities, I suggest you push that button, 'cause we invincible humans should stick together. Do.. you know, invincible things together. Whatever that means. Am I rambling? What if I told you that I know you are reading this right now? Would that make you feel a little bit uncomfortable? Since you are reading this now, I must tell you that I have closed in on you with my tractor beam and there's no escape. The only way you can is to listen to a Minudo album three thousand and fourty seven times while reciting the Declaration of Independence two hundred and fifty two times, while hopping on one foot and rubbing your belly as you are writing down every word that is twenty five letters or longer. Spelled correctly, of course. Note that after completing those steps, you will then be entered in a raffle, and if your name is chosen, you then will be considered to have your case brought against the board of escapee judges, so they can evaluate your entire case and decide if you will then be able to be let go. That is if they are not on vacation. If you are not chosen for the raffle, you have to start all over. It should also be expected that you will start all over anyways, even if you do make the raffle. If you are a spammer, you don't even get a chance. You don't get to pass GO or nothing. You immediately face your impending doom. So good luck to you all. Except spammers, I hope your luck has already run out. If not now, it will soon. muuuuuah ah ah ah!!!

I must say that if you have got to this point of the profile, I will allow you to add me. That being you suit my expectations of what a human being should be. I'm not even going to say what those things are, but hopefully you're intuition is high enough to realize them just by perusing this page. I can't promise that if you do add me, that I will add you. I have pages of friend requests right now that I don't know what to do with. I want to add them, but I can't help but wonder what their intentions are for me. Am I just another place for them to advertise their music or clothing line and what not? Is that all I am for anymore, a place that one or many can impose themselves upon my myspace existence? I will not post comments that are sent to me to advertise your band or what have you going on in your life. Unless of course you send me a message and ask me kindly to do so. At that point how could I resist? I'd very much so appreciate some kind words in a message, if you do decide to add me, of course. Tell me something about yourself, how you came across my page and why you want to be my friend. Then under much consideration I may quite possibly add you to the list. That sounds silly, I know. How did friendships ever come to the point of a list? That which it is true, as far as myspace is concerned. I will let you know here and now that if you are on my list of friends, I do consider you more than just a number. I will in every which way consider you a real friend, even if for some reason I have not met you in the real world. Although to some, myspace is the real world. Anyone who in some way believes that, I feel deeply sorry for. Well then, now you've read it, my stance on friendships on myspace. Hopefully people will actually read this, but I doubt that more than 35 percent of people who look at my page will. Although I could be wrong. I'm hoping that I am. Honestly I could care less if you do read it, I just suddenly felt like writing this crazy long spill on myspace nothingless. If I really disliked myspace I wouldn't be on this damn thing. I do indeed dislike things that go on here, but nothing can ever be perfect. Even people's perfect little myspace.com. You know? OK bye now.

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"Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood." -William Shakespeare " It requires twenty years for man to rise from the vegetable state in which he is within his mother's womb, and from the pure animal state which is the lot of his early childhood, to the state when the maturity of reason begins to appear. It has required thirty centuries to learn a little about his structure. It would need eternity to learn something about his soul. It takes an instant to kill him. "
-Voltaire

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