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Alexis

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Zamboanga City, Mindanao
Country:: Philippines
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Friends

Bryan

Age:: 34 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: PearlCity, HAWAII
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

*R@Chelle is h@ving @ delicious d@y!!!! some babys are crazy...tha apple does'nt fall far from the tree....heehee luv dat gurl

Age:: 38 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: MOUNT CLEMENS, MICHIGAN
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

reymund

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Cebu
Country:: Philippines
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Catness

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Colchester,
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Retropolis

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: LA JOLLA, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

dani EVERYBODY SUCKS SOMETIMES!!!!!!!

Age:: 100 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: lala Land, California
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Here For:: Friends

Age:: 17 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Struthers, Ohio
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

nicki g. A coward was originally a boy who took care of cows

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: everywhere, Texas
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Jarrod I know, right?

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Baltimore, Maryland
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Gay / Lesbian
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

CARLY Eternally confused.

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Fallon, Nevada
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends

Mutant Mongloids

Age:: 87 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Hawaii,SanFran,SanDiego, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Friends

Debzy Ima gonna kill you while your still alive

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Kit Days

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Brooklyn, NY, California
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic

♥JeNnY mArIe ♥ Never leave the one you love for the one you like; cuz the one you like will leave you for the they

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Springfield, Massachusetts
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Friends

Sarah Rent! Rent! Rent! Rent!

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Aiea, HAWAII
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Yvena Das Leben ist Zeichnen ohne Radiergummi!

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Rheinland-Pfalz
Country:: Germany
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

stefania -> HUEVOS!! <- that's......different..

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Perth, Western Australia
Country:: Australia
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Liz Creativity is Passion and it is Endless!

Age:: 49 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Somewhere in the colorado plains., COLORADO
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Misguided Angel I had rather be a canker in a hedge than a rose in his grace.

Age:: 39 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: PUEBLO, COLORADO
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Micah <font size=2<bH a j i m e<brM a s h i t e !</b

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Quezon City, .5 Kamuning Road
Country:: Philippines
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Diane Edward Is My Life Now

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: L.A., California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Tina!

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Melbourne, Victoria
Country:: Australia
Status:: Single
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Magical Kirk I am unworthy to even worship the ground beneath 1-me's feet...

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Pearland (Houston), Texas
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Dez-IRIE

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Toronto, Ontario
Country:: Canada
Status:: In a Relationship

Mother of 2 roses

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Lakeland, Florida
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Terr (Katanasamurai)

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Inverness, Scotland
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Irisheyez Just A Girl...

Age:: 32 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: HOWELL, MICHIGAN
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Being Strong To Carry On Aint Easy!!!! Aint a price you can put on a nigga who knows just what to say when you need to hear it the most, an

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Tre-Fo, NORTH CAROLINA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Divorced
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

♥IMA ChICK 4RM TRE4..DAT RITE♥ ~*~U IS A UGLY BLACK ASS BITCH WITH A BIG NOSE & A BIG 5HEADNOW U GOT PLAYED..LOL..& WE AS C

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: LEXINGTON/TRE-FOE , North Carolina
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

robbie somethin serious pls

Age:: 38 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: LEVITTOWN, New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Body:: Average
Here For:: Serious Relationships, Friends

Steven Would anyone like to dance with me?

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Anaheim, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Ally The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at t

Age:: 38 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: FLOWER MOUND, TEXAS
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

â˜†Malloryâ˜† art is what you make it. Beauty is how you perceive it. and Love if with whom you find it.

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Kailua, 808 forever in my heart, Maryland
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Simon

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Emmelshausen//Westminster,CO, Rheinland-Pfalz
Country:: Germany
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Friends

Michelle I'm a gay man trapped in a woman's body

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Yigo & Dededo
Country:: Guam
Ethnicity:: Pacific Islander
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Ray I do what i want, whenever i want

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Waldwick, New Jersey
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Dating, Friends

just call me SKUTTLES I am the mess that you chose, the closet door you cant close....

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: twoFIVEsix, ALABAMA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

D

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: æ»‹è³€çœŒ
Country:: Japan
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Kathleen

Age:: 33 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Silicon Valley, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Jon

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Hamilton, Ontario
Country:: Canada
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Friends

Laura Lei

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Dublin, Dublin
Country:: Ireland
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Age:: 34 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: FULLERTON, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Divorced
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Tricie Trash THIS BLOWS!!!

Age:: 36 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Cassselberry, Florida
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

happy Never allow another soul to define your value.

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: NEWPORT BEACH, CA and NYC, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

ï£¿ Jamie (Darksiderâ„¢) Say a prayer for our troops.

Age:: 36 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: West Milford, New Jersey
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

hbdenise

Age:: 38 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: HUNTINGTON BEACH, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Pottsau Aldem O____o

Age:: 98 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: BerlÃ¼Ã¼Ã¼n, BERLIN
Country:: Germany
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Swinger
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

jeremy UKNOWN EXPLOSIVE FORCE! THE FULL EXTENT OF UNBELIEVABLE POWER!

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Brooklyn, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender

DJ KLASHHER

Age:: 100 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: HOUSTON, Texas
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Networking