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Mutant Mongloids

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About Me

Spawn from the dirty depths of pervertism, aged to perfection, masterbated, ejaculated and released onto the world. The End PUT YOUR ABOUT ME SECTION HERE!

My Interests

"Dork" originally referred to a penis. The slang sense meaning "penis" dates back to at least the year 1961 and is thought by etymologists to be a variant on the words dick or "dirk" used referring to penis. The sense of "dork" meaning a sad or unattractive person started a few years later, in 1967. The newer meaning, of a dork being a stupid or obnoxious person was established during the early 21st century.

I'd like to meet:

Midget pirates, 3 nippled nuns, your mother, first person to wank it, mutant mongloids, hippy robots from the planet peenvagi-troidonkulous 7, the lost sperm that never made it to the egg.View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Music:

The sweet sound of that ass gettin' waxed.

Movies:

That one with the guy who said that funny joke, then he fought Jesus and then did that thing with the other chick from that movie that was totally funny, then after he made that movie and then he died. Remember that movie? it was awesome!

Television:

Who needs TV when you have free porn and webcams on the internet?

Books:

huh?

Heroes:

The yearly Darwin Award winners.

My Blog

What friends do when bored in traffic.


Posted by Mutant Mongloids on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 04:34:00 PST

28 Rules Of Manhood

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The moment Angelina Jolie ...
Posted by Mutant Mongloids on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 12:07:00 PST

10 flagrant grammar mistakes that make you look stupid

Do you really give a fuck about your grammar over things like IM and myspace? if your that gay here ya go. Get schooled. 1: Loose for lose No: I always loose the product key. Yes: I always lose the p...
Posted by Mutant Mongloids on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 12:12:00 PST

Great Literary Taunts

I feel so miserable without you, its almost like having you here.Stephen Bishop A modest little person, with much to be modest about. Winston Churchill (about Clement Atlee) Ive just learned about h...
Posted by Mutant Mongloids on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 12:16:00 PST

Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Dont Disguise Your Voice.3. Every Time Som...
Posted by Mutant Mongloids on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 06:02:00 PST

Bring out the funny.

show us the the funny, what do you have?  ...
Posted by Mutant Mongloids on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 05:57:00 PST

New Rules

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! Theres a reason you dont talk to people for 25 years. Because you dont particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of t...
Posted by Mutant Mongloids on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 03:00:00 PST

Pornogami The Dollar Bill Vagina

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Posted by Mutant Mongloids on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 05:13:00 PST

eat that pussy the right way you patty boy wankers!

I didn't write this, I just live by it. Men suck at eating pussy. Not because they dont like it but because it is really fucking hard. You have to learn it. Giving good head is the key to just about e...
Posted by Mutant Mongloids on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 05:09:00 PST