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 Jamie (Darksider™)

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About Me



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I'm Jamie, A.K.A. Darksider. I'm fun and funny. Actually, Im stupid retarded. I enjoy getting stupid with friends, and laughing at everything. I love music and movies. I love quoting movie lines, cause it's totally funny to me. I have a potty mouth. My latest addiction is World of warcraft. I'm an artist, musician and a photo retoucher. I don't know anything about computers.

"FYI man, alright. You could sit at home, and do like absolutely nothing, and your name goes through like 17 computers a day. 1984? Yeah right, man. That's a typo. Orwell is here now. He's livin' large. We have no names, man. No names. We are nameless!" ~ Cereal Killer

I like girls!

This profile hand coded by Jamie of Darksider Digital Inc.. Not some "myspace code generator". Have a lovely day.

My Interests

Star Wars
World Of Warcraft
KNAC.COM
Guitars
Car Stereos
Macs
Rollerblading
Concerts
Movies
Girls

I'd like to meet:

Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman - I mean, come on, wouldn't you want to meet them?

Can't forget our hero BUTTERS! That kid is awesome. Especially when he touched the crack whore Paris Hilton's peepee!!!

Beavis and Butthead - We all know that hangin with these guys would be fucking awesome.

Yoda - I don't even have to say it.

Sammy Jackson Mother Fucker!!! (the wickedest stink-eye in history)

Movies:

Star Wars!
Harry Potter
LOTR

Action movies
Comedies
Drama
no Horror for me

Television:

HANDS DOWN BEST
SHOW EVER -
Battlestar Galactica (the new one)

HBO's Entourage
HBO's Sopranos
HBO's Big Love
CSI Vegas (only)
Law and Order
Scrubs
Blind Date
MTV Cribs
MTV Pimp My Ride (only the west coast customs version)
MTV Headbangers Ball
Southpark
Family Guy
Beavis and Butthead
Cops
Animal Cops

I Hate Reality TV

Books:

A ton of
Star Wars books
LOTR
Harry Potter
The DeVinci Code
Angels & Demons
Watership Down
Sword of Shannara
Redwall

Heroes:

Mikael Akerfeldt of Opeth. He not only sings both melodic and growl vocals, but he writes all the music himself and plays all the leads and solos. The man is a musical machine. Pure genius.

James LaBrie of Dream Theater. He is, by far, the most amazing vocalist.

My Blog

My Jamieness

The degree of my awesomeness is boundless. Take my name, for example.JamieWe look it up here:http://babynamesworld.parentsconnect.com/meaning_of_Jam ie.htmlClickyand we see that Jamie means Supplanter....
Posted by ÿ Jamie (Darksider") on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 09:23:00 PST

Head Over Feet

This song was written and sang about me. :-D Alanis just didn't know it at the time.Now if only I could find someone to mean it when she sings it to me.Head Over FeetI had no choice but to hear youYou...
Posted by ÿ Jamie (Darksider") on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 04:16:00 PST

Pride and Prejudice

I do so love this movie, which is why I'm so disappointed having just watched it. Having turned off my cable TV, and thus losing HBO/STARZ/ENCORE package, I haven't been able to watch movies anymore, ...
Posted by ÿ Jamie (Darksider") on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 07:39:00 PST

My blog history

I just went through all the blogs I've written on myspace. I need to start writing again. I crack me up!!! The "wasted morning wood" blog was good, but nothing compares to the "angry driver on skyline...
Posted by ÿ Jamie (Darksider") on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 07:13:00 PST

Once I am sure of my task I will rise again

Found a way to rid myself clean of painAnd the fever that's been haunting meHas gone awayLooking through my windowI seem to recognizeAll the people passing byBut I am aloneAnd far from homeAnd nobody ...
Posted by ÿ Jamie (Darksider") on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 07:06:00 PST

AM I allowed to keep anything I love?

So my star wars collection took another hit. After emptying my storage unit and bringing everythng to my tiny shit box one room studio apartment to keep here until I move, I decided to consolidate the...
Posted by ÿ Jamie (Darksider") on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 04:04:00 PST

dreams

When I was in highschool (and still a virgin), I dreamt that I was taking a shower with frosted glass shower doors. The bathroom door opened, and I yelled, "I'm in the shower here." and the girl I wan...
Posted by ÿ Jamie (Darksider") on Sun, 11 May 2008 10:55:00 PST

GOT DAMN REPAIRS!! >:(

Yup, yet another expensive repair for my truck at a time when I haven't any money. Isn't life grand? I've been hearing this 'metal smacking' sound while driving these last couple weeks. At first, it w...
Posted by ÿ Jamie (Darksider") on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:24:00 PST

Hot Chocolate

Who ever invented hot chocolate was a genius. I'm sure it happened quite by accident, much the same way as the advent of tea, but still, the one who brought it out and made it mainstream aught to be p...
Posted by ÿ Jamie (Darksider") on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 06:59:00 PST

I got a dud! >:(

Don't you just hate it when you get a dud? Today I woke up late after running Molten Core with my guild (until 8:30 this morning). I had a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios (FTW), and cooked up some water in...
Posted by ÿ Jamie (Darksider") on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 02:26:00 PST