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Static Beth

I'm good at feeling bad. I’m even better at feeling worse. I've learned to make bad situations my

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BIO:
Static Beth owns and runs StaticBeth.com. The first rendition of StaticBeth.com featured pictures from PlayGirl Magazine such as the Peter Steele (Type O Negative) issue and Brad Pitt issue that was banned from being sold in stores. In early 2003, StaticBeth.com was re-launched and expanded with the help of Graphics Designer, Jen Yonts, featuring an array of famous rock star cock, ass, balls and pubes that were not only submitted by fans of the Website but by the musicians themselves. StaticBeth was crowned the July 2003 Sludgette of the Month by the online music site, Metal Sludge and has been interviewed by a variety of online magazines. She not only has a following in the United States, but has been featured in the United Kingdom’s Classic Rock Magazine and Sweden’s Bazaar Magazine. The October 2004 issue of Maxim Magazine included two groupie stories that Beth anonymously submitted. Static Beth made an appearance in April 2006 on Matt “The Lord” Zane’s online radio show, “Why Do We Live?” that was heard by over 10,000 listeners on Radio Free Satan. On June 6th, 2006 Static Beth's very first article was published in the book, Hellraiser Homemaker. Currently, Static Beth is working with world famous groupie, Pamela Des Barres by contributing stories to her upcoming book, "Let's Spend the Night Together".
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I'd like to meet:

Axl Rose (dinner and a movie would be nice), Shanna Moakler so I can congratulate her for punching Paris Hilton in the face, I'd like to go shopping and clubbing with Izabella St. James (she wrote a scathing book about how it is to REALLY be one of Hef's girlfriends, its a great read).

Music:

Acid Bath, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Alice Cooper, Alice in Chains, Babes in Toyland, Bang Tango, Betty Blowtorch, Bile, Black Eyed Peas, Bon Jovi, Brides of Destruction, Buckcherry, Cinderella, Coal Chamber, Corrsion of Conformity, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Cult, The Cure, Damn Yankees, Dangerous Toys, Danzig, Depeche Mode, Disturbed, Dope, The Erotics, Faster Pussycat, Gilby Clarke, Guns N' Roses, Hanoi Rocks,Henry Rollins, Hole, Jack Off Jill, Jane's Addiction, Janis Joplin, Joan Jett, Junkyard, Kid Rock, Kiss, Korn, LA Guns, L7, Lacuna Coil, Limp Bizkit, Liz Phair, London Quire Boys, Love/Hate, Metallica (old), Madonna (old), Marilyn Manson, Megadeth, Ministry, The Misfits, Motley Crue, Motorhead, Murder City Devils, Mushroomhead, Nine Inch Nails, Nancy Sinatra, Nirvana, No Doubt, Nonpoint, Orgy, Pantera, Pat Benatar, Pearl Jam (old), Pimpadelic, Powerman 5000, Pretty Boy Floyd, Prong, Psychotica, Puya, Queen, Quiet Riot, Rammstein, Ratt, Richard Cheese, Rob Zombie, Rolling Stones,Run DMC Scorpians, Skid Row, Society 1, Soil, Soundgarden, Static-X, Stone Sour, Stone Temple Pilots, Suicidal Tendencies, System of a Down, Teenage Casket Company, Trashlight Vision Type O Negative, The Union Underground, WASP, Whit Zombie, Whitesnake

Movies:

Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The Omen, The Exorcist, The Nightmare on Elm Street Series, Friday the 13th Series, Salem's Lot, Ace Ventura Pet Detective, So I Married an Ax Murderer, The Brady Bunch Movie, The Wizard of Oz, Dawn of the Dead, Make them Die Slowly, Old Godzilla movies, The Naked Gun, Blood Feast, The Decline of Western Civilization Part 2: The Metal Years, Zoolander, 13 Going On 30, Sid and Nancy, The Doors, Farenheit 9/11, Singles, House of a 1,000 Corpses, Anything bloody and gory that features body parts being cut off.

Television:

Pee Wee's Playhouse, Star Trek, Frasier, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Family Guy, The Munsters, The Twilight Zone, One Life to Live, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Miami Ink, Inked, The Forensic Files, Cold Case Files,

Books:

The Language of Fear by Del James,Any book written by Anton LaVey , I'm With the Band and Take Another Piece of My Heart by Pamela Des Barres,How to Make Love Like A Porn Star by Jenna Jameson,Miss America by Howard Stern ,Diary of Drug Fiend by Aleister Crowley ,

Heroes:


Cynthia Plaster Caster for loving what I do and giving me her blessing to carry on her tradition in a virtual manner. Pamela DesBarres for adding a touch of class to groupie dom. She had such style and grace in her day. The girls now should follow her lead and not spread themselves like bean dip. She wasn't catty back then and showed love for everyone. Her and Cynthia have paved the way for me.

Of all my heroes, I would say that Tabitha (my mom) is my favorite. She's my best friend and my world. We're a packaged deal, love me, love Tabitha.

My Blog

Happy Halloween from StaticBeth.com

Check out.......Count Dickula!!!   Happy Halloween,Static Beth ...
Posted by STATICBETH.COM on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 07:59:00 PST

It was sink or swim baby

Recently I've been trying to make this blog StaticBeth.com related, but I'm so excited about this I needed to share.    For the past nine months I've been taking intense courses in make-up ...
Posted by STATICBETH.COM on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 07:27:00 PST

Nikki Fuckin' Core is my CHERRY BOMB - WITH PICS

Local ladies (Boston area)If you are interested in getting permanent cosmetics to your brows, lips or eyes, I HIGHLY recommend you go to my girl, Nikki Core. She did my eyebrows last night and they ca...
Posted by STATICBETH.COM on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 07:49:00 PST

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Posted by STATICBETH.COM on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:44:00 PST

Alcohol is the truth serum

Amanda (one of my bestest friends in the entire world aka my sister from another mother) and I were drinking.   We got pretty buzzed.  Out of the blue she says to me, "you're friend bla...
Posted by STATICBETH.COM on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 01:43:00 PST

STATICBETH.COM - UPDATED 08/21/06

StaticBeth.com has been updated.  Click here to see all the newest additions to my website.Love and Twinkies,StaticBeth...
Posted by STATICBETH.COM on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 05:09:00 PST

StaticBeth.com -updated 07/29/06

Devin Holiday of the Strip City Sinners is back with a new picture of him  holding a StaticBeth.com sticker. Ladies and some of gents, this is a must see!Check it out on StaticBeth.com!!!Love an...
Posted by STATICBETH.COM on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 11:55:00 PST

STATICBETH.COM BANNERS - use them on your profiles and websites

Remember to close the code by putting closing the /a at the at the end of it.  Banner: 5 Copy and paste the code below anywhere onto your pagea href="http://www.staticbeth.com">img src=...
Posted by STATICBETH.COM on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 09:54:00 PST

StaticBeth.com updated 06/19/06

*WARNING* the pics I posted tonight are not for the faint at heart. You have been warned. Some of you will be fascinated.StaticBeth.com...
Posted by STATICBETH.COM on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 06:37:00 PST

StaticBeth.com updated 05/29/06

NEW COCKS!NEW ASS!AND MUCH MORE!STATICBETH.COMLove and Twinkies,Static Beth
Posted by STATICBETH.COM on Mon, 29 May 2006 02:58:00 PST