I get brazilian waxes *EDIT: laser hair removal sessions have begun, bye bye crochity hair forever!*.......and have a bad habit of humping leg purly for reaction factors.I BMX *edit: i used to BMX, until a car accident made that not very possible....* I am a concert pianist. I speak 5 languages. I am diabetic, but guinness is my friend.I am owned by one old and grumpy spleenless ferret named Noodle and a miniature pinscher named Moose. My dog enjoys crotch stomping. I believe this is to prevent the baby batter makers from working. Sadly my crotch stomping drop kicking dog doesn't know that, I, in fact, cannot make babies.I am a professional by day....and by night i turn into a pile of moosh...nah, i just have tattoos all over and like to free them. Along with 'the girls'. You see, i never had boobs, and all of a sudden, naturally, i sprouted a set of "C" cups. *edit: D's. And they're GRRRRRRRREATTT!*( Puberty at 23 rocks! I HAVE BREASTICALS AND THEY ARE REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!)I'm getting my CPA pretty soon, and have managed to keep a 4.0, even though i started out in medical school.....I am in love with Yamaha Motif ES-8. Only the bestest baddest ass keyboard in the world! I work a lot in AcidPro, but also dabble in fruity, reason, cubase, and kyma. Music can range from evil growlie death metal to symphonies to satanic circus musik.I have really bad panic anxiety. Smoking is a cover up for this. I will not quit smoking. I enjoy ever cancer filled inhalation. My organs haven't been very kind to me through life, i take this personally and in return am showing them no remorse.I hate my feet.I live with Red Sonia and Monkey-Butt in the Red Sonia Monkey Butt Estate. I am lovingly known as Inky and she who dwells in the dungeon..even vampie...i live in the basement. Like Richmond on The IT Crowd.I live for my dog, Moose.
My ferret Wolfie will break your heart...and steal your panties...WHILE THEY'RE STILL ON YOU! RIP buddy.
I make silly stuff in sculpty. I don't know why. It just happens. occassionally i make sculpty stuff for other people. normally because they did something that rendered receiving my blood sweat and beer filled tears.
I write music. mainly for video games and scoring. But i love to remix and write retarded loop based (and Motif enhanced) regurgitations. Clicky below.
